Griffon:


Bag of beans is wearing a new look up north, he sent his regards modafuker

Joke Hart needs to take up wänking as a serious hobby.

His wrists are too damn weak.

JayKayMaybachz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fohFxUIu2Ro




CC: Funlord

Your nigga did done it

Check this out - El fuego

This joint is a bit weak! It sounds like the sort of tune the record company rejects as a single and instead ends up on a mixtape of some up and coming producer! Can and should do better.....

diggz:

TBH Hazard has a far higher output than KDB, with that stat I see there, it shows Hazard has been better.
Hazard is unfairly judged

CapitalCe:


TBH Hazard has a far higher output than KDB, with that stat I see there, it shows Hazard has been better.
Hazard is unfairly judged

Cc chelseafan1, airmark,raumdeuter

CapitalCee:


TBH Hazard has a far higher output than KDB, with that stat I see there, it shows Hazard has been better.
Hazard is unfairly judged

Don't ever repeat the above again

diggz:


Cc chelseafan1, airmark,raumdeuter

I'm not interested, Mr. HoopLA should come here and tell us the KDB that has 11 ucl goals.

sinizia:


We all saw as you guys denied the Dunlop wearing charlatan few days ago, so in the spirit of brotherhood, on behalf of all United fans worldwide, we reject and dash him to you Chelsea fans. Enjoy. What are friends for?

But the truth be say, I've seen stranger things on this thread than in real life. Weird tales I've heard in real life and only seen in movies, na wetin dey shele here on per second basis.

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse than scmammers making here their safe haven, MMM coordinators planning heist on this forum being exposed on this thread, grown azz men craving to burst their fellow gender's butt hole on this thread, then the mother of all earth-shattering happening hits me real hard. That's a human with multiple personality disorder, engaging in the same business under two different personality, scamming one person together, sending and receiving alert and money to each other while being the same person, wooing and dating each other on the same WhatsApp number while being the same person. Baba, na that one weak one pass.

I repeat, as weird paranormal happenings go, nothing wey I never see for this una Shekpe thread. . .

Really you guys are taking this thing too far and its beginning to piss me off!

That Leon guy was my roommate at Hall 3 when I was in 200level. The dude recognized my sobriquet and gave a shout out, I decided to joke with him a little so what is all this gay talk for? please I do not wish to be branded with such a disgusting title. Let this thing end! I am not and will never be gay!

Neymar1095:

Don't ever repeat the above again

So I should not say the truth again? That stat that diggz put there is it not true? Or is goals and assist not a measure of contribution again?

Nihilist:

Actually, you don't have to be in the mould of KDB and Silva to dominate play.

The performance below explains what Martin Keown is on about. Your agbero from the Mediterranean is afraid to play football, simple. We out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-MQ6dlnrQ

Chelseafan1:


I'm not interested, Mr. HoopLA should come here and tell us the KDB that has 11 ucl goals.

5 goals in UCL for KDB, and Raumdeuter has been here terrorising us with hazard and his UCL goals.

Nihilist:
We're going to see him out that door, Bilic Bye Bye Bye...

I won't be surprised to see him out that door by moro if they fail to get a draw from this game.

Grifon:


Actually, you don't have to be in the mould of KDB and Silva to dominate play.

The performance below explains what Martin Keown is on about. Your agbero from the Mediterranean is afraid to play football, simple. We out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-MQ6dlnrQ

Most assists in Europe's big five leagues since 12/13: Kevin D bruyne 68 Assist king. Pascal Wateva is shittttt

Most assists in Europe's big five leagues since 12/13: Kevin D bruyne 68 .There is only one assist King

LoRdCaT:
Really you guys are taking this thing too far and its beginning to piss me off!

That Leon guy was my roommate at Hall 3 when I was in 200level. The dude recognized my sobriquet and gave a shout out, I decided to joke with him a little so what is all this gay talk for? please I do not wish to be branded with such a disgusting title. Let this thing end! I am not and will never be gay!

all na joke jare...no mind us.

Griffon:


Actually, you don't have to be in the mould of KDB and Silva to dominate play.

The performance below explains what Martin Keown is on about. Your agbero from the Mediterranean is afraid to play football, simple. We out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-MQ6dlnrQ

Redondo like qualities I am seeing here.

chic2pimp:


Redondo like qualities I am seeing here.

Delightful left-foot. Redondo-esque!

CapitalCee:

So I should not say the truth again? That stat that diggz put there is it not true? Or is goals and assist not a measure of contribution again?

Imagine puting hazard and kdb in the same
sentence

Zabaleta just gave Brighton the 3rd

Lol

Neymar1095:

Imagine puting hazard and kdb in the same
sentence

I did not put them in the same sentence, stats put him above KDB

CapitalCee:

I did not put them in the same sentence, stats put him above KDB

Too early to compare Hazard to De Bruyne but if Hazard keeps working hard, scoring & assisting then he can reach De Bruyne level......lol

Griffon:


Delightful left-foot. Redondo-esque!

This is the perfect example of the saying "You don't know what you have until it's gone"

I am shocked by this result...this game maybe bilics last as the coach of westham.

This is the Joke Hart and Zabaleta Pep should have used to win the league

Who remembers when Pep was slated for pursuing Joke Hart, and was expected to win the league with Zabaleta?

raumdeuter:
This is the Joke Hart and Zabaleta Pep should have used to win the league

Chai get out of my head

West Ham go go beg Sam Allardyce to return last last

CapitalCee:

5 goals in UCL for KDB, and Rumdeuter has been here terrorising us with hazard and his UCL goals.

If you paid attention you will notice

KdB has played 26 CL games 5 goals all from open play

Hazard has played 39 CL games 4 goals from open play

Nihilist:
Who remembers when Pep was slated for pursuing Joke Hart, and was expected to win the league with Zabaleta?

I am sure diggz would remember

raumdeuter:


I am sure diggz would remember

Remember what exactly?