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What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 5:51am On Jun 02, 2018 |
What a horrible experience i had dis morning.... Ok a lady friend decided to spend the nite as she could not make it home due too TGIF birthday bash of a friend, so its not a bad biggie, so this early hours of the morning she snuck into my room, i noticed didnt say a word, dhe lied down beside me, started touching me down there, ok jr is already nodding in Agreement, and i was saying stop nodding, nothing for u (in my mind), for the records i dont have a gf, am a lone ranger, all of a sudden it started, there was no lite, after some few minutes i started having this feeling that something reeks the air not that much, so i got up to like change the CD maybe its slushed, and to my surprised she got up too and went back to the visitors room without saying a word, i was shocked, then i took a touch went to the bath, and lo and behold, the reason she left was starring me in the eyes, blood!!!, oh my f**king goodness!!!, i hated myself right away, it was irritating.., i washed right away with soap like 3 times, went back to the roam, Locked the door and started imagining if it was without CD, i still cant sleep, i dont want to blame her, but how da heck didnt she know that she was on, i will never know.. Hope i no go die sha in other news, my angel just gave birth to 7 wonderful adoring pups 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by HungerBAD: 5:54am On Jun 02, 2018 |
She was on her red flag? In my culture, that is seven(7) years of badluck for you. I kid you not. 2 Likes |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Anigreat: 5:54am On Jun 02, 2018 |
If you die, na you go be the first? you no see your mate were de die everyday. 6 Likes |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Cutehector(m): 6:02am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Please let's stop having sex in the dark. Guys I know konji can make you forget but due to health reasons, please try to see the kind of hole you are chooking your prick inside. Thank you 4 Likes |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 6:05am On Jun 02, 2018 |
, aye mi, temi ba mi 2 Likes |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by HungerBAD: 6:07am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Cutehector: You never disappoint. You mean it has to have a NAFDAC number? |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 6:10am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Anigreat: |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Cutehector(m): 6:16am On Jun 02, 2018 |
HungerBAD:Boss yes oo.. Because these university girls eh, they can carry all sorts of things down there. Before when I was naive, she would say, please off the light, due to konji, I go just use speed off light.. But now, I know better. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by kinggenesis(m): 7:16am On Jun 02, 2018 |
drstrange12:Story for the gods. |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Nobody: 7:27am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Hmmm . I can relate |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Headlesschicken(m): 7:32am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Sh!t happens.... |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by IamPlato(m): 7:44am On Jun 02, 2018 |
... They Say They Get Super Hor.ny when There Is A Flow... Its A Good Thing You Didnt Take Advantage Of Her... |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by 777Likes9Shares: 8:08am On Jun 02, 2018 |
drstrange12:You might die. But on the bright side, your pups will live. drstrange12:IF I DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEM, WHO WILL ? 5 Likes |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by jayinfo2(m): 10:30am On Jun 02, 2018 |
What is the consequence of bleeping a lady on her period. I think I did it once . with a CD though !!!! |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by doctore212(m): 11:21am On Jun 02, 2018 |
Buy a sex doll |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Holysucker(m): 12:12pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Bleeping a lady while she is on her monthly flow is bad..it breeds bad luck and some unimaginable and negative tins. The first day I bleeped a lady on period I lost my phone dat same day,(how d phone got missing still remains a mystery to me till date) nd I was almost sacked from work dat same day..i don't believe in superstitions but bleeping a lady on period is not good and should b frowned at.. 1 Like |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Cutehector:something similar happened recently but in my own case not down there..her boobs don over slack with series of stretch marks like zebra lines, I was shocked when I turned the light in the middle of the night to ease myself after we both slept off..gosh I puked through the night recollecting my innocent mouth was on her nipples during the do. 2 Likes |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 3:30pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
awwfar: e no similar oooo, urs na case of mistaken identity 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 3:33pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
777Likes9Shares: who will take care of my samoyed and pikins dem, the house |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Nobody: 3:34pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
What a sick generation 1 Like |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by 777Likes9Shares: 4:02pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
drstrange12:let me have one naa |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
777Likes9Shares: lolz, make dem grow |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Cutehector(m): 6:26pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
awwfar:lmao... |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
drstrange12:Gimme one. I'll care for it like a 4matic. |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 7:52pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
NwanyiAwkaetiti: aye le oo!!! so nobody care about a whole human being, na my pets everybody dey clamour for... now have seen it all. |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by blessedvisky(m): 8:44pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
You have been used bro. I don't know of anything that can restore ur destiny after crossing this line |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by blessedvisky(m): 8:45pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
drstrange12:Post the pictures of the dog and the pups jor. I love dog pics |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
blessedvisky: lolz, not for sale oo, family members don pick
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Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Fkforyou(m): 10:59pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
Doctor stance doing strange things in the dark only to make a strange discovery..!!! Get over it Doc... |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jun 02, 2018 |
drstrange12: Wow I love dogs! How much are you selling them? What breed? Location please |
Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 12:46am On Jun 03, 2018 |
greyham: samoyed, not for sale, akure |
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