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My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 9:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
good evening nairalanders I had to join this forum to post this to get some advice and help on this issue
Been dating this girl for 3 years now and I got t find out this month that she never enjoyed having sex with me because the size of my dick is too big her. We tried lubricants and very long time of pre-intimacy before SEX, no Matter how much I try my best to get down on her the best way and all, she says she don't just enjoy the sex at all that all she feels is pain. Tried everything but nothing
Below is the chat I had with her guys
. I'm just devastated cry cry cry this is a girl I love so much. Dated other girls they all Complained about the dick size too but they did enjoy the sex but with pain

Guys I feel terrible right now like all i do is hurt the girls I date #Sad

Below is our chat... .
cry
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamPlato(m): 9:04pm On Jun 05, 2018
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Tell Me Your Main Moniker i Wont Beat You

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 9:10pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamPlato:
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Tell Me Your Main Moniker i Wont Beat You




This is it. I view mainly as guest because I don't have much time to be on here


I just have to drop this issue for it to be tabled here. Because I'm really sad about this

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
Is your bae's name SAMMY?


You planned with your guy to fake the chat in order to elevate your small preeeeq,but you forgot to edit his name.

Smh!

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Oritzy: 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
Na wah ooo Nairaland shocked

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by samyfreshsmooth(m): 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
even before i opened the thread, i knew the reason would be a "big dick"


it's never a case of "she broke up with me cos my dick is too small" on the internet



anyways wetin concern me

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by checkedout: 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
Which Kain wahala be dis na

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamPlato(m): 9:14pm On Jun 05, 2018
Caring0:


This is it. I view mainly as guest because I don't have much time to be on here


I just have to drop this issue for it to be tabled here. Because I'm really sad about this
...


Cry No More My Friend!


Welcome To Nairaland!

Our Ladies Here Love Big Pricks...


Pick Your Taste
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Adasun(m): 9:16pm On Jun 05, 2018
hope u ar satisfy op
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 9:30pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamPlato:
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Cry No More My Friend!


Welcome To Nairaland!

Our Ladies Here Love Big Pricks...


Pick Your Taste


Loz
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 9:33pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:
Is your bae's name SAMMY?


You planned with your guy to fake the chat in order to elevate your small preeeeq,but you forgot to edit his name.

Her name is samantha. Call her Sammy babe. What her mum and family calls her. So what's wrong there, I think since I can read and write if I made this up I would have put a cuter name there


But it is what is it, nothing to gain. I need solution, I want to save my dying relationship because even giving her head she don't enjoy it

I don't know if there is any other thing one can do. Searched Google but nothing other than try lubricants which I have tried and pre-intimacy but still the same.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by farano(f): 9:41pm On Jun 05, 2018
Hmmm
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by empire2017(m): 9:47pm On Jun 05, 2018
farano:
Hmmm
is that all u ghet to say?
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 9:57pm On Jun 05, 2018
angry
hmmm,she will take you to shoprite? are you jobless or what
anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 9:59pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
angry

hmmm,she will take you to shoprite?
are you jobless or what

anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.


@shoprite part. Say she wan just flex me nothing more. Not matter of being jobless or not. We take each other out...
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
Fake story!


Where is the picture of your big dick or you stop deceiving yourself with made up story.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
Caring0:



@shoprite part. Say she wan just flex me nothing more. Not matter of being jobless or not. We take each other out...

okay,not bad.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Caring0(m): 10:03pm On Jun 05, 2018
slotA4:
Fake story!


Where is the picture of your big dick or you stop deceiving yourself with made up story.

Okay fake story. Leave it. Thank you. I don't see any reason why I should show you anything. Bye.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:05pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
angry
hmmm, She will take you to shoprite? are you jobless or what
anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.
So ladies who men take to shoprite are jobless?

You ladies should start getting sense.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by alertness(m): 10:06pm On Jun 05, 2018
THIS IS WHAT I CALL IBERIBESM

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by farano(f): 10:14pm On Jun 05, 2018
empire2017:
is that all u ghet to say?
I'm speechless commentless on this matter tongue
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2018
Buhaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaa... Lemme not even type what I have in mind.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by LordsApostle: 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2018
Go and die with your big prick joor...

Mtcheeew!!! Fake story...

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:21pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


So ladies who men take to shoprite are jobless?


You ladies should start getting sense.
Maybe,when you start attending English classes.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:25pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

Maybe,when you start attending English classes.

Liability. Don't go and work your ass out, keep looking for men to take you to shoprite.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jun 05, 2018
Stay with that babe oh!!! You don finish her toto now you switch to another girl

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:31pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Liability. Don't go and work your ass out, keep looking for men to take you to shoprite.
lazy youth,keep looking for sugar mamas that will clean up your debted ass.
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:39pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

lazy youth,keep looking for sugar mamas that will clean up your debted ass.
A pussay of a woman of 70 years is tighter than yours, that's why any reasonable man will choose 5mb over you.

Liability.

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:42pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:

A pussay of a woman of 70 years is tighter that yours, that's why any reasonable man will choose 5mb over you.

Liability.
is that how wide your sisters pussies are?
Nkechi and Njideka?

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:45pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

is that how wide your sisters pussies are?
Nkechi and Njideka?
That's what I've been longing to see you type for me to be sure you are pained. And I'm now happy.


No man need a lazy broke woman in his life. Get that.


Liability!

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Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:48pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:

That's what I've longing to see you type for me to be sure you are pained. And I'm now happy.


No man need a lazy broke woman in his life. Get that.


Liability!
what makes you even think I can't feed your hungry ass and shove some little change to your dry smelly assh0le?
are you stupid or trying to be relevant on my mention.

You hungry lad,why not concentrate on begging for some crumbs you get from your grannies than babble on nothing this night.
or are you that attention hungry?
Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

what makes you even think I can't feed your hungry ass and shove some little change to your dry smelly assh0le?
are you stupid or trying to be relevant on my mention.

You hungry lad,why not concentrate on begging for some crumbs you get from your grannies than babble on nothing this night.
or are you that attention hungry?

Will you shut up!

Dillusionist:
angry

hmmm, she will take you to shoprite?
are you jobless or what


anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.
@Embolden. For you to type that, shows how jobless you are, because men spend on your cheap self.


Now, get d'hell out of my mention. Liability.


*Spit*

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