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Guys, Do You Remember The Date And Time You Kpanshed Ur First Kpekus? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Oct 17, 2018
yeah. I do, it feels just like yesterday.
I was 16, April 2014 and no girl was accepting my proposals to open leg, so I courageously visited an ashawo joint around 8:30pm and kpanshed life out of her honeypot. sadly enough, I wasn't feeling it and I couldn't cum. her face was repulsive, skin so unattractive, and she had an ameoba body shape.
sha
after 20 mins+ on top her, she was tired and was like "oga do comot na".
I just vex throway her fat laps go one side. na so I bounce comot. olosho! pussay slayed.
that was my first experience.
oya who's next?!
Re: Guys, Do You Remember The Date And Time You Kpanshed Ur First Kpekus? by Nobody: 9:20pm On Oct 17, 2018
me I can't remember o. I guess I was very young then.
I for say na ashawo disvirgin you but I come remember say sex no dea disvirgin man
Re: Guys, Do You Remember The Date And Time You Kpanshed Ur First Kpekus? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Oct 17, 2018
Mklanceee:
me I can't remember o. I guess I was very young then
no p bro. at least pussay was slayed to the core.
RIP to da slayed Toto. a minute silence.
Re: Guys, Do You Remember The Date And Time You Kpanshed Ur First Kpekus? by Nobody: 11:53pm On Oct 17, 2018
Mehn my first sex was weird (2012) someone I don't know (not a prostitute) ,I was pressed and needed to ease myself urgently when I bumped into this hot girl urinating in the bush,her yansh was so fresh and spotless my preeq automatically turned water to wine grin I told her I took pictures of her hot ass and if she doesn't bleep me I'll upload it online.. Naso I Install my antivirus enter her Playstore download everything o grin Oboi free fück na im sweet pass o
Re: Guys, Do You Remember The Date And Time You Kpanshed Ur First Kpekus? by Nobody: 5:37am On Oct 18, 2018
ceejayx:
Mehn my first sex was weird (2012) someone I don't know (not a prostitute) ,I was pressed and needed to ease myself urgently when I bumped into this hot girl urinating in the bush,her yansh was so fresh and spotless my preeq automatically turned water to wine grin I told her I took pictures of her hot ass and if she doesn't bleep me I'll upload it online.. Naso I Install my antivirus enter her Playstore download everything o grin Oboi free fück na im sweet pass o
wow. you too much.
thanks for the contribution
Re: Guys, Do You Remember The Date And Time You Kpanshed Ur First Kpekus? by Nobody: 5:39am On Oct 18, 2018
Mklanceee:
me I can't remember o. I guess I was very young then.
I for say na ashawo disvirgin you but I come remember say sex no dea disvirgin man
na ashawo disvirgin me oo. but she made me a better kpekus destroyer. god bless you where ever you are, olosho with no name that disrvugined me

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