The end of the year competition is here.

We looking for the top Mc on nairaland.

Competition Rulues

This is a knockout competition, we start with 10 mcs, each round,2 mcs are eliminated, till we get to the final which will consist of 2 mcs, the winner is then decided.

Rapping must be original and posted on this thread,

Entry bars will be 6, but competion bars will be 10.

To enter, drop your 6 bars, and let us rate them, you might just be selected to be a part of the competition

Hosted by J UNIT WITH THE MODERATOR A CO JUDGE.

ENTER NOW!!!!!!!

Yeah im starting with a PARAGRAPH
I pause like a PHOTOGRAPH
I drop it like an AUTOGRAPH
Im coming like an AUTOCRASH
Send a shout out through my TELEGRAPH
Cos i got money in my MASTERCARD
I dont speak in VANACULAR

nice one therwag, celdee or lalaboi pls comment

Hey peeps wats fukcing up?Ma rap's beta 'heard' than 'read'', bt lets do thiz!::I've come2 battle no ONE as y'all can see i'm ONE and i run things like D, MC,an MC ready2 die for D MiC, dnt ve a WALLET like christopher WALLACE,but my life after death will still be NoToRiOuS to y'all born again niGg*s fukcin up like choirboys in the Ho0d,L0oK,my rap aint friendly to pen and papers, but Beatz nd ph0nez, lool

@ J Unit Thanks @ Switdick you can do better next time

@ swit dik, lets see what he moderators decide.

oK Moderators your comments pls

Wat do we nid the mods 4? Let the game continue!

announcement:

switdick has been accepted into the so you think you can rap tournament subject to moderators review

thweraj had been accepted into the so you think you can rap tournament

Ok you are right.

You can see my life in STAGES
I work so hard to make my minimum WAGES
God is my rock of AGES
Every day i live to see people with different FACES
Am so poppular you see me on the newspaper PAGES
Im so real many people try to FAKE ME in so many CASES
It DAZED ME when i see innocent people locked in CAGES  for CASES  beyond their MAKING
due to RACIST. when you discriminate people of different RACES.



Keep it coming guys

Ok J Unit

House lets keep it going.

I'm playin all u Rap foes like a board of CHÊSS wit no STR3SS as i REST on ma sacred NEST obviously the BEST BLESSED of the REST, RESTLESS mic d0g§ o0o YES my man Ð.j can TEST,i OPPRESS the wack§ that wanna mic WREST wit me,my lyrics REPRESENT that weapon that leaves ur CHEST 2 a fukcd up MESS unLESS u UnCloth ånd caRESS ur BEST girlfrnd BREAST,while i watch u both S.EX, ELSE i LET buLLET run thru brain SET,u seize BREATH, mehn dis aint no THREAT am HONEST niGg** that TEST wit this cant CONTEST wit this,the NEXT,i'll dump U in a FOREST like u UseLESS,i GUESS ur GUESTS a'int imPRESS that ur in a lyrical MESS,nigro plEaSe save ur BREATH!! huh?¿!

i can see you are coming up.


I was born in the CHRISTAINHOOD
I grew up in my NEIGHBOURHOOD
The getto is my BROTHERHOOD
Where people cook with FIREWOOD
The bible is my HOLY BOOK
i see it as a DAILYBOOK
sO I read it like a STORYBOOK
I love all the SISTERHOOD
Cos they got all the WOMANHOOD
Like what we see in NOLLYWOOD
We got the best in HOLLYWOOD

When ma gun's ontop nig, s lose life like they r in a lane of death row! I heår no mercy cos i a'int G0d even though y'all proTEST åbout 2morrow,i fèél no sorrow borrowing souls by force, offcourse wat y'áll expect 4rm a lyrical beast like me that rise like yeast, piss me off n0w nd i'll beat the excreta off u wit ma fist till your heart bits no more!

ok take thsis

Life goes ON, IT WAITS FOR NO ONE, whatever you wanna do , you better do it go ON , the gane is ON , YOUcan play it ON , build a mind on yourself never trust SOMEONE, the fun is here you can catch it ON , champagne is here you can definitely ask fir ask for MORE. life goes on AND that the FUN.

okay i can see peeps a'int gat zests 4 dis, imma drop one last verse and zoom out!!like peace!!!
thnx2 the MODS and dJs4 ma Rap parole,now imma mic Check roles and y'all heads roll like paper roll cos y'all rap tyros,u weak,cheap fu>kin hoes shag the mic so stiff like light poles, you straight faced,one eyed,piss hole,claim to be di>ks but y'all a'int gat balls,how u gonna fu>k wit mee? yeah we know,standing faced down like impotency's ur name now my only aim now is to raise ur fame to a name and drop(reduce)ur game like lame,u claim to be a real playa but ur media is an empty application,take caution!!!!!immma delete ur wack,cheap lines like corrupt files,here's a titbit>>i'm the reason ur chick has nids,quit followin ma lines;Nigga dis a'int no twitter,kip a mill(distance)meters, ask Rita switdi>k's bitter A.K.A hater slayer, okay girls later!!

guys, pls try and space your bars

e.g

my flows on another level call me a space ship
space
im richer than u nigga i can get a cruise ship

Ok J Unit I dey feel you




They call me Theraja cos i like the GAME

I play for FAME, every night and DAY and every single DAY

You said you rap FASTER, listen cos i rap BETTER wether any blood WEATHER

Music makes me STRONGER every now WHENEVER

My rhymes are so SPECIAL cos i give outt like THUNDER

I will take you to the ALTER make you my honey BUTTER

I love you just like WATER i will never flush you like GUTTER

switdik reply and ill make the final decision, then we go to the next round

Who r all these   cumin2 me like release    please ladies on your knees     wit your bosoms seen nd work ma release      :oh wat a feeling i've missd      y'all miss's{mrs} light me on fire like misissipi BurninG! i can see ur hot(Hurt) and ma girl's sweating and callin okay enuff of the balls smooching horney am cuming(coming)

FINAL VERDDICT

THERWAG

style 6
lyrical awareness 5
content 4
humour 3
metaphor 5

total 23/50

SWITDIK

style 4
lyrical awareness 4
content 5
humour 4
metaphor 3

TOTAL 20/50

BASED ON THE ABOVE, THERWAG MOVES TO THE NEXT ROUND.

NICELY PLAYED SWITDICK, WE APPRECIATE YOUR ATTEMPT INTO THE COMPETITION.

THERWAG AWAIT YOUR OPPONENT IN THE NEXT ROUND!

NEXT TWO MCES MAY TAKE THE CENTRE STAGE.

THERWAG AWAITS.

Mr J Unit Nice one

Your name sounds FAKE ,

I dont know your NAME

iF you think you got a GAME

Let me show you the WAY

you aint got no GAME

All you do is FAKE

If you see me on the street you got to POSTRATE

cos im not your MATE and i will say it AGAIN

if you see me on the street you gotta to POSTRATE

This is my way lemme do it my WAY

INSPIRATION leads to INNOVATION
and INNOVATION is the factor that without which there'll be CONDEMNATION
and when there's CONDEMNATION then there will be CONSTERNATION
and if we have CONSTERNATION tell me how we'll move our NATION
they say that they're doing RIGHT
giving water, giving LIGHT
cant give up without a FIGHT
without a FIGHT we'll lose our RIGHTS
tell me if i'm wrong or RIGHT
this can not be day, it's NIGHT
but we have to keep walking and keep fighting like we're ISREALITES
ethnic groups in RIVALRY
south-south still in PENURY
political overlords inflicting pain and INJURY
but we are not grief-stricken we're still holding off the ENEMY
so one day we will put an end to all this pointless ENMITY


I think when NIGERIANS rap or write raps, they should try to be original. Dont talk about the hood or being a nig*a; those are american concepts and this is the negative effect american hip-hop is having on it's nigerian baby brother. We have to be proud of who we are and rep africa to the fullest. PLEASE DONT TRY AND DUB TUPAC OR B.I.G, those guys rapped from experience. Maybe you've lived life in a ghetto, but there is a way you'd rap about face-me-i-face-you that is different from rapping about harlem or brooklyn. Rap about the nigerian situation,like i have done here. And rap isn't all about rhyming, try and make small sense too.

hey just hitched thats an interestin rhyme
non of it made sense dont waste your FuKiN time
dont come onto this site if you aint got anythin to say
otherwise american rapeers will make you pay
like i`m doin now sayin, GOD DAMN YOUR SH1T
your better off writin poems than havin pointles raps to spit
what you sayin bout we better fight for our rights
what for , in case you send another sh1t rap
so seriously just go away
your probly just sum 7 year old kid hu wants to play
but us rappers r here to stay
whilst your not, so go and make stars out of clay

i rap with relavence
the dead remembrance
police we respect the evidence
people protest against what they witnessed
the silly bitches forgot their nation
they wanna inspect the genuine skeletons
and question the deads evidence
then the presidents intelligence
people say fighting like we're Isrealites is eminent
but the devils lyrical decendent
mentions,
im not spitting with a vengeance
but these conspiricy theorys are silly-no questions
but beleive im really in possession
and weilding the most lethal weapon
in this whole motherf*ucking dimension
its not tucked in my wasteband
but beleive it will waste man
with venomous toxins spit straight from my snake thangs
im not discriminating or hating races
from different places who beleive
that the goverment are a fake gang
im just stating my case fam
if the goverment want to inflict pain and injury
then why the Bleep, do we remain a population
of hypocritical yet paranoid patients
obssesed with 3 masons
the crafty bastards put money on their heart
and force them to sell their soul-Not Charlie
im spewing my carnage whilst tarnishing art that
runs through my arteries and charges my heart
ima soon to be star mastering and carving
my game and name
whilst self starving my brain from the same shit you hear nowdays
im no longer bottling rage
the cream of the crop never gonna stop
full throttle im rocketing straight to the top of the stage
fronting all pages waging ridiculas pay
generations of ages witnessing reincarnation of the game
never gonna be the same when i spray away
all the decay thats taken its place
im making more space
spraying my mace fluid in the face of the fake
emcees wasting the game away
i portray a fresh breath of air
surveying the way that the games displayed
everywhere
save the horrays just wait for the snare
then your see bare careers laid on the pave
and i wont waste a tear
you cant erase what aint even there
no mind games just please wait here
theres a genre to save
and not many faces care
i do it alone if thats what it takes-yeah
i am the prodigy lyrical oddysey so follow my prophecy
and colony commonly known as the bodies of quality
constantly following policy's
that the rap game unfortunently
is no comedy, so please have modesty
and wipe of the novelty of chains and hoes
wobbling their bootys probabably self conciously
i solomely swear i am the real rap
so dont be comparing me to to mainstream nominees
like lil wayne and his possy of odditys
so compliment me and keep watching me
spit with honesty
obviously im killing the positions of opposition musicians
who cant represent their country properly
call me a college teen wannabe copying other white emcees horribly
well ill proceed with honour G.

@huowouns 9ja

I need you to give me another 6 bar, he previous one was more like a campaign speech, I cannot accurately judge you on that, If the bars are on point you might be battling therwag in the next round.

the verdict

babygat

style 7lyrical awareness 5
content 7
humour 5
metaphor 5

TOTAL 29/0

BABYGAT IS THRU TO THE NEXT ROUND

juicygal

style 6
lyrical awareness 5
content 6
humour 6 metaphor 7

TOTAL 30/50

JUICYGAL ALSO THRU TO THE NEXT ROUND

upcoming battles

JUICYGAL VS BABYGAT, please make sure its in a battle context directly attack your opponent make sure you add humour lyrical content, metaphors etc, punchlines, this is the semifinals guys no jokes

THERWAG VS(AWAITING OPPONENT)

THERWAGS OPPONENT WILL BE ADVISED SHORTLY.

This girl is like the kernel that they put the dog
Or like the door these other girls they continue to knock
But shawty won't let them in no my girl is so protective
These other girls attack but my girl play her game defensive
And shawtys like a condom duh that girl is so preventive
But me I'm lyk a house that she's never ever renting

I spit a lot of truth, my image is hard to construe
I’m doin’ a live report – this is the Ten O’Clock News
And I’m the newscaster like BBC’s Moira Stewart
I think the bullsh1t all around this sweet boy is stupid
They’re all wishin’ I’d be destroyed and spit at
I don’t fit into society – they just fill a void and tick that
Mark my words – noughts, crosses or half-points
This whole autism thing is comin’ to a mass point
Where it cannot be tolerated any more than it needs to
The jokes, the insults and the misconceptions are feeble
My interceptions are merely meagre
They’ve never seen a independent peer this eager
To climb on top of the ladder
They throw him under the bus halfway, hopin’ his whole world just shatters
Like pieces of a garden vase when knocked off the shelf
How much longer is he gonna cry with open arms for help?
Maybe the day that he dies?
Maybe the day that he lies and curls up into a ball
With both hands coverin’ his eyes?
Sendin’ a message by mobile proves helpless
It’s hard just attemptin’ to garner attention – while movin’ steathless
Who’s gonna help him?
They all just use him and belt him with the hardest move they can muster
Whether they boot him or welt him
They’re all tryin’ to get together as a group just to melt him
They all knew the boy was weird just as soon as they smelt him

@huowons9ja, ok, battle thewarag in the next round

BABYGAT juicy gal has thrown lines in, u are next.

common peeps