Happy New Year Romancelanderz,

Growing to us during childhood is something everyone want to experience but haven grown up many we say i like going back to my childhood were your thought and behaviours can be manage.

My own childhood thought is:

When I was little I always thought that eye glasses had some connection with the brain,you were automatically smart to me if You had glasses on . Especially the once with rope and the really thick lens .Who can relate this

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Make I get super powers like superman


Wetin I was use am do then, to fly to school and back

I thought all the Bible stories happened in Heaven and all the places mentioned were not on earth.I was shocked to find out that Israel was actually a country in this modern world.

When I was little I always thought that you must be very tall before you could drive trailer since it's a very big truck

I grew up thinking I will be a teacher, well here I am.

Use to imagine I have mutants power, fighting all agberos that comes my way

That touching a girl will make her pregnant.

Reason I don't touch girls up till this point.

I used to believe in karma .
What a childish belief

I thought women gives birth through the anus. Now I know better.

Lol I used to think it was impossible for beautiful girls to have halitosis.

that you're not meant to have sex before marriage

Lol, I actually thought if u swallow orange seeds, orange tree will grow inside Ur stomach chai! Stupid me..

niceprof:
I thought all the Bible stories happened in Heaven and all the places mentioned were not on earth.I was shocked to find out that Israel was actually a country in this modern world.

Same here..... lol

harriet412:
Lol, I actually thought if u swallow orange seeds, orange tree will grow inside Ur stomach chai! Stupid me..

I was tormented for months waiting for the tree to finish growing inside and then come out through my head and continue growing. My brother really did a number on me

I grew up thinking the SUN makes people fair, since it's yellow. Smh

I thought the reason for going to school and have qualifications was to only work for someone, in an office, didn't know it was to equip me well enough to be able to stand on my own.

That sitting on the mortal makes one short

Randy100:
I thought women gives birth through the anus. Now I know better.

The same thought I have too..when I told my friends one day..they laffed me and we argued till I was corrected ..

itzprezy:

The same thought I have too..when I told my friends one day..they laffed me and we argued till I was corrected ..

please don't use that broom to beat me or else my kokoro will disappear

BiafraBushBoy:
That touching a girl will make her pregnant.

Reason I don't touch girls up till this point.

So Old Man Like You De Lie

Valerie47:
I grew up thinking I will be a teacher, well here I am.

I thought I would be a doctor.


Grew up loving physics more.

That Girls Dont Cheat

Paxie55:
I thought I would be a doctor.

Grew up loving physics more.

Babe howfar

Valerie47:
Babe howfar

Lol.

Wetin man pikin go do naa.

I was told beans made you grow taller

And plantain made you grow stronger

I thought rubber band sucks blood

I used to think that people with fair complexion don't poo

Randy100:
I thought women gives birth through the anus. Now I know better.

Used to think babies came from the mouth

I used to think 'good morning' was actually 'good money', I remember telling my friends then that it meant 'Ego Ọma' which is good money, funniest part to me whenever I remember this was that they were listening with apt attention, lol

If fowl sees your broken teeth, it will never grow again
So we'll run round the compound 7 times and throw the teeth on top of the roof (zinc )

People keep asking me if my open teeth is natural or fowl actually saw my broken teeth

If a dog is crying at night most especially close to your house, then somebody is about to die.(I have experienced it first hand, but don't know if it's a myth )
Do dogs really see spirits?

If you go to the market, stand at the middle or entrance ,bend and look back inbetween your legs you'll see people walking with their head.(scary story i grew up listening to)

EVIL THINGS HAPPENS AT MIDNIGHT (12 down)