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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by GboyegaD(m): 9:54pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
Funkybabee: Funkybabee: I beg to disagree or are you not the one who had no patience and cursed the guy in one of your recent response to him? If you had respect and manners as you claimed, you wouldn't have cursed. 3 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by richmanrichard: 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2019 |
carnal:. Na devil now n moreover, that time i no dey hear word. Na that thing wey dey say make i no do-- na him i dey do. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by 1Sharon(f): 12:09am On Mar 21, 2019 |
Funkybabee: If you never try to be others, you would not be a black Christian. You would follow the original indigenous religion of ur people. 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by freethinker01: 12:40am On Mar 21, 2019 |
I had one very bad habit when I was growing up n that's stealing meat from pot. We were much like 6 so it's kinda hard to know which one steals the meat. I would go in the midnight, eat like 2 pieces, go back to bed. And this was going on for like months, I was so perfect that it the pot doesn't make any sound when I close and open it. Then comes the d-day, on this faithful night, I just left my room, went straight to the kitchen, oblivious to me, my mom was in the bathroom. I didn't know she'd heard my footsteps then followed me. I just saw the person behind me when I was just about to put the 2nd meat in my mouth. As little as I was, she carried me straight to my dad cuz he has already promised to give the culprit worst beating of his life. My dad woke up like what's has happened hope there's no problem. She just pointed to my mouth. The way my mom and dad beat me that day made me fall sick for a week. The whole neighborhood was woken up. Mo je baba nla Iya 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 9:10am On Mar 21, 2019 |
GboyegaD: I don't have time for this, we are in the morning since u refused to see the truth, where is his quote |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 9:16am On Mar 21, 2019 |
1Sharon: Lols black christian, so there is white christian on your side.. Gospel is for all creations on earth. For he said preach the gospel to all the creations, It's the covenant and bind that clear the sins of man which I received my salvation from it. So is it idols that God is the maker of it is the one I should continue follow. do u now reason why African is getting better, knowing what pay them and drop the opposite, tell ur people there to choose what is the right culture if at all they have and ask God to direct them in their ways. Holy spirit is graudually living them,tell them to seek the kingdom of God instead of creating new sins and expected people to follow it.. Power will gradually shift if they refused him go and check what God did for Isreal in that olden days for their stubborness. Is it not the reason why they said they won't serve any god than the only God which makes it difficults for them to accept christ till dates...no sense for them at all |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Treasure17(m): 2:45pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Davash222:
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by 1Sharon(f): 4:50pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Funkybabee: Bullshit!! Yes there is white Christian on my side. Why aren't you practicing the religion of ur ancestors? Why are you a Christian? Mama Africa?? If you are truly pro-african you won't abandon African religion for one that was used to put our ppl in bondage. I bet ur hair isn't natural either. Hypocrite. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 7:47pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
1Sharon: Hypocrite? I guess u don't want to accept the fact ode |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by 1Sharon(f): 9:23pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
Davash222: Seriously? Your dad beat you for that? No sense of humour whatsoever. Nigerian parents always agitated and ready to lash out for no reason. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Purelady(f): 11:29pm On Mar 21, 2019 |
The worst beating I ever received was from my mom, as a young girl growing up, i love reading. On a particular day, I was reading mills and boom, with this very sexual and erotic pictures, as the cover photo, my mom caught me reading it and jump to the conclusions that I have started following boys, see beating and stood down with tears, mucus and sweat, all miss together, despite this I didn't stop o, I will still buy novels with my food money, I will then tore the cover and back page, till date am still a lover of all kinds of Novels, mom they are the best. 4 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Davash222(m): 6:30am On Mar 22, 2019 |
1Sharon:You don't play in Africa man's sitting room. Moral of the story. 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by internetpo(m): 9:11am On Mar 23, 2019 |
Funkybabee:Love your defence for Africa. Love, love it. Africa shall rise again. Anyway, I am just enjoying the topic of discuss 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Funkybabee(f): 3:41pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
internetpo: Amen. Their jealous is too much I even pity the black American |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by doubra81(m): 11:32am On Mar 25, 2019 |
Mine was the day robbers attacked me and my elder bro while we were travelling with boat. They told everyone to drop all their valuables, both of us hid our things inside a rag under our seat not knowing we would be caught. They asked me if I've nothing left with me I said yes. Then they searched me and after lifted the seat and behold 3 phones and money were found inside the rag. The sad ending was that I was beaten blue black and my elder bro was watching 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Leviana(f): 12:58pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Mine was the morning my dad decided to give early devotions a try instead of our usual night devotion, and I was sleeping while it was going on, next thing I heard was my father telling me to read our Bible text which of course I didn't know so I tried to escape by saying I didn't have my glasses on but he sent my aunty to go and bring it. I wore it and still kept silent staring at the Bible in front of me like a bona-fide mumu. My dad then told me to drop my glasses which I did and the moment I did he descended on me like the Holy Ghost, see beating, and because I have such horrible luck in the course of beating me he tripped and fell, my mom heard the fall and came out, saw my father standing up then she turned on me and said "so you made your own father to fall down abhi?" she went and brought cane and joined my father to beat me senseless, Likesay I be thief way come their house. After that o spent the rest of the morning kneeling down, hands up, eyes closed and reciting psalm 23 over and over 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Leviana(f): 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
Mine was the morning my dad decided to give early devotions a try instead of our usual night devotion, and I was sleeping while it was going on, next thing I heard was my father telling me to read our Bible text which of course I didn't know so I tried to escape by saying I didn't have my glasses on but he sent my aunty to go and bring it. I wore it and still kept silent staring at the Bible in front of me like a bona-fide mumu. My dad then told me to drop my glasses which I did and the moment I did he descended on me like the Holy Ghost, see beating, and because I have such horrible luck in the course of beating me he tripped and fell, my mom heard the fall and came out, saw my father standing up then she turned on me and said "so you made your own father to fall down abhi?" she went and brought cane and joined my father to beat me senseless, Likesay I be thief way come their house. After that I spent the rest of the morning kneeling down, hands up, eyes closed and reciting psalm 23 over and over 3 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Odinakatechboy: 5:23pm On Mar 25, 2019 |
My Nigerian people can't just stop laughing �� Watch the guy land his self into trouble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6qiBDmep8 Guys watch and please don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel and click on the bell. Thanks 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by JuzzJoel: 12:18pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
I stole some money and lied .I had planned the whole scenario in my head only for my Dad was is an accountant to call me and say ' Where is the N1000 I kept here,I told all sort of lies. In Summary, My father naked me in front of my little sister. He then proceeded to beat me like a thief with thick copper wire. That day My Mum, grandma,aunt and sister were all begging for my life. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by maridrug(m): 1:02pm On Mar 26, 2019 |
PrincessB1:ode leleyi sha...who u bring chairs for? |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Odinakatechboy: 5:53am On Mar 27, 2019 |
I can't just stop laughing This Comedy is so funny Nigerian parents problem too much abeg Look at how this old man monitors his son in school. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRGNYFe2h7s Guys don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Echo50(m): 6:03pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
Please i need receipt for the lies else we declare them inconclusive. You can go to court 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Goalnaldo(m): 4:16pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
I have read funny stories here from the peeping Tom to the guy who's dad said he will electrocute him to the guy who's mother denied him in front of a soldier. My parents didn't beat us much as kid's. The few times my dad flogged me was the times I sneaked out to watch champions league match without his permission. Because at times he will not agree to let me go. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by mkpurumma090(f): 4:49pm On May 12, 2019 |
You went and fought your fellow man I like the beating mehn# Kokaine: 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by mkpurumma090(f): 5:04pm On May 12, 2019 |
You for kill yourself there richmanrichard: 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 8:04pm On May 14, 2019 |
Purelady:Upon all you read.. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Purelady(f): 11:51am On May 16, 2019 |
0ppa:.my phone was bad then. |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Olasunkanmiboss(f): 10:43am On May 18, 2019 |
My own na for cdssi odogbo o,the soldiers use to chase us home for school fee 3 days after resumption so on this particular day, they told us to cut grass first if we don't want to go home(I happy because I no wan leave) after cutting for like 10 mins me and my guys were resting and one of my guys just started throwing long range stone ,the thing dey sweet because we dey hail each other ....he sha reach my turn to throw Devil come use me to carry one big stone (had I know) I just throw am ,everyone was lyk wow Dis stone they go far o next thing we hear na gbam!!! The stone hit one soldier wey they ride okada and the guy fall to worsen it all blood they come out(aye shey mi o) instantly wey the guy stand he ves enter our SKU (if I had know) as d guy enter na he we see say d guy na colonel.....they round all of us up and ask who throw the stone, every one just point at me ......the beatings and punishment na he make I commot command . cos I sha no say after thorough beatings I land for my hospital ......my pikin no fit go command 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Odinakatechboy: 12:14am On May 20, 2019 |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by peterfada2: 11:05am On May 20, 2019 |
GIRL ASK POLICE MEN FOR RECHARGE CARD. SEE WHAT THEY DID HER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIRyBtG7Tmw |
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