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Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Eyeness: 7:49pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Happy New year ladies. This post is to honor the woman whose lovelife is a cacophony of utter f**kshit. This post shares miss Pickmesha's million and one tips to snag your man . Vision 2020 is a goal. With so many women complaining about men today, ladies seem to have forgotten to show the man you want to hold you above others that you hold HIM above others as well. Do all of this and any kind of man will be yoursHere are the tips; • Ask him out. • Take HIM out on every date. • put money in his wallet so that he can pay for the date •Motivate HIM • Build with him • Buy him flowers •Keep texting him, up to a year after he has ghosted you, that you will do anything to have him back. •Let him watch football, play Bet9ja and LUDO for 12 hours every day. • let him live in your house. •Pay his bills, down to tissue paper allowance. • Give him sex as long as he asks for it, whether you are sick or healthy, give him blowjobs even when he has a penile discharge, penis sores or hasn't washed his boxers in 2 weeks. •Give him wife privileges even though he is just a FWB. • Date him for 12 years before asking if you are in a relationship, then let him tell you ' let's see how it goes' • Give him your V card, just because he said you are pretty and he has nothing but a beard and excuses. •Clean and cook for him. • Serve a three course meal for him and his girlfriends. • wash his boxers • Ask for his father's blessings before you propose to him. • Pay his groom price •Suck his boobs • Walk with him to the labor room • Allow him to insert a hair straightener in your anus since you must give him whatever his wants in the other room. • Be his white knight online,Troll other girls who comment on his social media. Stalk him online, it shows you care. • Be his baby mama • Have 15 abortions because he is not ready to start a family. •Use your school fees and your parents' retirement savings to help his upcoming music career. • Allow him to call you a hoe, a b¡tch, a cunt, an olosho and any other degradatory slur to your face. •Download his blows and punches like 4G wifi There are many other tips to secure your man, if not you will end up in Shiloh at 22. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Jesus Christ! All on top preek. Pls tell me this is satire. I know a few monicker's capable of this.(lips sealed Michellekabod2 Rehkina Amatarasha lavylilly midnighter Dominique ifyjos Husbandsnatcha Omar09 Jewessgratitude Riele 1 Like |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 8:47pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2: I'll rather spend my life in shiloh than do all this . 2 Likes |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 8:49pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Riele:the suck his boobs part, pay his groom price has me rolling on the floor laughing Desperado babes. Where's martinez39 |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by uthlaw: 8:53pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Husband don dey scarce....even does that want to die in Shiloh goes there because they are looking for 1! 1 Like |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Westernlove: 8:54pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Riele: You this little smallie, aren't u supposed to be asleep by now after doing your assignment. 1 Like |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
uthlaw:can you allow any of your female friends and relatives do all these for a man,(not husband o, boyfriend) |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Hahahaaa... Why are you girls getting all worked by this post. Can't you sense the sacarsm in this write up? The writer is just being plain sacarstic! Nothing more. |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by AryEmber(f): 8:59pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
I believe she meant the exact opposite of what she wrote |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:00pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Westernlove: Aren't you supposed to be facing your work ? |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:01pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2: Exactly . Doing 12 abortion for him nko? |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Jewessgratitude:but the hones truth is that some women think like this. One had the nerve to tell me that love is struggle and pain and had the guts to think she was better than me because she was dating a broke philanderer. I slowly cut off ties with her. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:01pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
AryEmber: I do too |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:03pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2: You're not far from the truth . I've been opportuned to meet several young girls who'll jump at an opportunity to do everything the OP listed . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Westernlove: 9:04pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Riele: Smallie like you, Well I'm actually on break, only God knows the kind of boldness you kids of nowadays possess, You should turn in for the night so you won't be late to school tomorrow.. |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Funmmyastic: 9:05pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Lol,this is so funny,but guess what there are desperate ladies that will do all what is listed above. |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:06pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Westernlove: Which school ? |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
[quote author=funmisticqueen2 post=85829407]but the hones truth is that some women think like this. One had the nerve to tell me that love is struggle and pain and had the guts to think she was better than me because she was dating a broke philanderer. I slowly cut off ties with her.[/quote Lol....really? What a low self esteem. And the same man will be bowing to one small girl out there. Does having a man make one better than another? Lies. Having a man doesn't determine your happiness or fulfillment in life. Its a very wrong notion most Nigerian girls have. Reason they tend to act like they've achieved one big goal once they start pulling out with a man. 1 Like |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Westernlove: 9:10pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Riele:I should be the one asking you this |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:11pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
[quote author=Jewessgratitude post=85829626][/quote]Gbam |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2: *modified @funmisticqueen2 Lol...and the sad thing is that such ladies will do this secretly but pretend on the outside. I dont blame them,its the lie that men are scarce and our biological clock is faster than theirs that push ladies into this. There are still more subtle signs of pickmesha like: 1)suppressing ones emotions to be seen as peaceful,gentle etc 2)no makeup/ team natural so he says you ain't a slay queen. 3)preaching celibacy for male approval 4)turn preachers/ motivational speakers 5)forming sapiosexual etc 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:15pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Westernlove: If you're talking about secondary school , I'm out of it . |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Riele(f): 9:18pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Michellekabod2: I think you're getting it all wrong . She only mentioned you to get your attention to the thread . I don't think she was accusing you of being one of the ladies who exhibit those traits . 3 Likes |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Riele:OK will modify the post |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:23pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
You are acting paranoid Michellekabod2: |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2:sorry,modified the post.. 1 Like |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Michellekabod2:Alright |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by zexy2030(m): 9:38pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Jewessgratitude:Only you could read between lines, and I know why. |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
zexy2030: How did you know why? |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Westernlove: 10:14pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
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Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by Heroclitus(m): 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
zexy2030: Una sef...bro,it's obvious that other ladies were also aware of the sarcasm in the post but tend to just address the issue the way it is No be only she...there's nothing special in noticing the obvious 1 Like |
Re: Miss Pickmesha's tips to get your man this 2020 by MrCork: 11:56pm On Jan 15, 2020 |
Riele: hey..so..was the deal wit u & Liposure...r u fuking him or u juss friend? |
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