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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by LIMELIGHTCRAZY: 1:36pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
sirusX:Mr Fagboro pikin b dey my dorm D4 |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by efealltymz(m): 1:38pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Tapping current from girls during social nights 'High Brick' spying girls wey dey baff inside their hostel through security post. One day, the girls sight my friend head ( conical head ) Raiding senior boarding HM, Mr yustus farm Stealing a pot of indomie from dining hall, indomie na hot cake then for FGC Warri. And jumping fence to visit someone with a guy called Chemical X. The guy na big thief normally. As we dey return, this guy started searching parked cars to pilfer from. When someone showed up, he ran and left me behind, I been dey reason say na guardroom I go enter last last. As the man free me, I saw Chemical hiding somewhere, I been wan beat am but he was my link back to school. Make him no go lost me |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by bbjayone(f): 1:39pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
one boarding student sighted Madam koi-koi Pink lady Bush baby chai!!!!!!!!!!!!! sushieater: |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by legba1(m): 1:46pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
ThreeBlackBird: Rashidat was way older than most of us.......even till now after so many years, she took over her mums pepper stall and will great and ask after my kids.....sugartown was the inscription on her favorite cardigan and the name stuck well 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by ShinnBet: 1:50pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
emonis88: But if I told you how I fcked your mother back then in the coaster bus you go believe |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by IntellectOzone(m): 2:02pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
My 2000's College Diary I could remember my 2000's days I was a young prolific Story Writer and an Artist (Drawing). I write stories to confortize myself in all ways. I could remember I wrote a lengthy story back then which I can't remember the title and it contains over 20+ chapters (So lengthy in 60 leaves note book) So I gave it to a neighbour like an uncle to read and enlighten me about publishing and I was eager to know about it. I never knew anything about publishing, I only buy story books (Novels) to read and digest my ego. He which he could help to publish it then but he was too busy, he works everyday and can't help so he quit about publishing and encouraged me to be a good writer and keep it up. I also do buy Super Strikers (Comic books) to draw too. I could remember I drew one that I myself was like "Wow so I drew this" just so happy at that moment then. I once wrote a book that I was eager to show my teacher (Mr Niyi Jedo) in school back then when I was in Basic 4, Femorise Nur/Pry Sch and he applaud me. He started teaching me right from Basic 3, he started with Handwriting. (OMG!!!! Boys suffer from this man with beating and stress for) You must know it ni se, and you must be sound in this school". I wasn't the only one, it was everyone in class that had bad handwriting then. I never learned how to read well in school, My Late Aunty (Sis Abigail, My Dad younger Sis, Last born of the Family) taught me with bastard beating and torture "Unto say she came for just few week Holiday in Lag ni ooo". I no hell till I got to read well and cram (Back then I cram ooo cos the beating is not good at all, Local man for die if not for Grace). I laughed when a class mate (Bello Usman) told me he was the Foundation of Femorise before me... Lol. And I was like truth be told, " You were not born when this school was established at all". My younger brother who seniors him with some couples of Month but same Age started Femorise before him not to talk of me.. Lmao. I started Day Care "Jele'e o simi" in 2001 when I do cry every morning before going to Day Care before Femorise was established in 2002. I entered as first pupil of student recorded as foundation along side with friends like "Olaboye Ridwan, Babalola Olamilekan, Oguntamu Ishola, Boluwatife Ayodele, Afusat, Aje Esther ( I forgot her surname cos that's what we do call her) and some sets we didn't start together like Chinyere Ejike, and one fine girl like this that everyone crush in class that joined in pry school, her name is Tolulope, very beautiful girl I can say and many more I can't remember. We had this top scorer in our class then " Azin awon eleyi mo yati ninu iwe" the likes of "Oguntamu Ishola and Tolulope" Noone drags 1st and 2nd with this ones... very Elite. I could remember how our math teacher then "Mr Olumide" had to punish everyone during exam with hard equation of Maths " I will tell you Noone scored single one like this and this two Genius of our time had to score 10/10 and 7/10 respectively ". Omo we retook the exam ni ooo which everyone now have the priviledge to no where the weakness come from and we later had a better score not less than 5/10, No one goes beyond (5)". I respected Oguntamu Ishola while in (Pry5) then when he was forced to face the challenge of our senior (Pry6) then the likes of " Shile, Obibi, Babatunde Amina Sis et all" to challenge Math and he smoke them all in shame. I left Femorise in Pry5 third term final exam and proceed to Public school "C&S Nur/Pry Sch" in the sense of Lagos State Govt (Babatunde Raji Fashola) declared through the Minister of Education that all Govt workers with Pry6 Cert from Private school is not acceptable except Public school and all teachers from Govt school who never submitted there Pry6 Cert during Recruiting in the days of (Gov Bola Ahmed Tinubu) were all sent parking. I made a fast move to get into Public school so to resume with the Incoming Pry6 Sets and I was put to test to read a textbook (OMG!!! I fuvkt the textbook up with my British reading assets our then English teacher taught us "Uncle Niyi") and I was forced to stop reading and grant a congratulations letter to sign on as the Newly accepted student (Pry6). Many student then came after but they were all repeated to Pry5 cos of Population. My Days in C&S was memorable cos I met with some brilliant forks too but not as Intelligent as my Ex Class mate " Oguntamu Ishola ". I wasn't surprise enough when I had the best overall score in "Pry6 A" because most of those forks are just promoting promoting till they got to Pry6, a lot to tell in this part of Journey in C&S but I will brief this one. I was on a Competition with other sets of Student from Pry6 B, C, D and myself from A with the likes of Odulaja Basirat, Olasunkanmi Idris, Yahuza Yusuf, Toheeb Smalie and another Toheeb who later got the Head Boy post we're competing for. We had the competition and the result was swept under the carpet and they came out with a blantart result it wasn't befitting. My class teacher then got angry with her colleague which I later heard some gist about it "This is unfair, things can never be done this way, My student recorded the overall best scorer of the test and you gave it out to one who is below cos he's New and Short to handle the elder colleagues of him, that's a big sentiment Sir! I can't take that.... according to my Class teacher". They later pleaded guilty and my class teacher accepted fate and encourage me to keep soaring higher in academia. I nodded up like I no what's going on which I don't. After some couple of months, we had an excursion to TBS (Tafawa Balewa Square) on a basis of launching a soap (can't remember the name anymore). I laid the team with the New Fashola Luxurious BUS (BRT) then, yes I laid the team but I don't know how cos I have been cheated twice in that school in competition of " Head Boy post and A day Governor for Head Boys and Head Girls in all public school in Lagos". Its time for Common entrance everyone buckles up tightly. we started registration and I noticed the list of students writing common entrance in my school is 10x we the pupil in class. I got the priviledge to ask my teacher and she explained further to me about what have explained earlier about FG that the Private Schools are registering under us, so everyone that as brother or sister that graudatue from the school should please help collect there uniform come or anyone with two pairs should spare one for the private schools pupil. Now I understand the basics. We did the exam and everyone came out in flying colours except the Head boy and some few but many set of pupils that had to resit. I was transferred to Majidun Junior Grammer School where I saw my name, I registered, did every necessary things to do and started class. JSS1A later re-arranged so i fall to JSS1B. It wasn't funny enough when I had to see myself in competition from students in different types of school, I was somehow how bit scared but at last I had to find myself in the 3rd ranked position till I was promoted to JSS2, it was fine well in 1st and 2nd term till 3rd term Lagos state System changed in the sense that "You have to have 50 in Math, English and Basic Science" before you can be promoted. Too much fear falls on me and I had to study hard till I loose focus and stop studing and sat for Exam with little preparation and finally failed Math with 47 while the rest was okay. It wasn't a laughing stock when I heard 3 people promoted out of 120+ students in my class while the rest of us had to repeat the class. I repeated with pain but wasn't pained enough cos it doesn't even looks like someone promoted in my class at all cos some other class no single promoted student and the highest promoted class was from A which is like half of the student and the reason is 1. A isn't as much as others and two they were being taught most of this things while we others borrow note to copy. Another final exam came again, this one ehnnn except the fine handwritting i have I was now dull like even not interested in the school again cos they fight alot. So I still failed Math again and was told to repeat.... I was like Ahhh Ayemi ti baje Wo Iya ni Iya a ma je jare, My mom just withdrew me from there and worked me up with New JSS3 sets back to my former school (Femorise) where I had my BECE exam and gained my knowledge back till I graduated with my flying colour result for WAEC and now studying fine in University level now with No Carry overs, No Expulsion, No Withdraw, No Tsunami. Grace found me I say Grace keep me living excelling School life is the best to me School might be scam but Education is not scam Jan | 24 | 2020 2 Likes
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by dahme147(m): 2:18pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
nurey: FLOREAT!!! |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Bahamas95(m): 2:37pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
I don't even know the one to share sef because I had many crazy experiences. Most of them are all sex related cos na dem dey rush me. Fine boy nor dey loss. Secondary school sweet dat year sha |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Dizzyrascal: I was a rascal 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by eetzdave(m): 3:18pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
I must confess, i enjoyed your analysis, it was quite entertaining oyolohi: 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by centboy123456(m): 3:35pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
DennisEche: bro are u serious and where did this happen 1 Like |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Thatssobeyonce(f): 3:36pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
damtan:Shade was the hairstyle we were told to do in school then...My hair is kinda different nd longer so i couldn't do shade instead i just used gel on my hair and did a ponytail....The principal made me kneel during the Assembly in front of everyone and made me scatter my hair like a mad woman and asked me to remain like that the entire day.....I weeped like there was no tomorrow nd i hate him for that day |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by nurey(m): 3:50pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
dahme147:Floreat |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by rabzy: 4:43pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
IntellectOzone: Please school did you graduate from? |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by CoolAmbience(m): 5:24pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Altimatic27: Lol. I go FGC o. Pro Unitate! |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Jovi123(f): 5:55pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
You know what they say about any person crushing on you will always look for your trouble that was my own experience.... In my Jss3 i was this kinda quiet and shy girl, always on my own, it happened that our principal told the Jss 3 to wait behind after school, was waiting on my own and listening to this girl in my class that can sing so well,then this guy(Mansur) from no where hit my head and i was having serious headache that day i stood up to him and ask him why he will do that, and he started feeling himself calling me a small girl, he twisted my finger na so fight start ooo, i know he beat me well that day,but i made sure i gave him the scratch of his life, well thanks to they guys in my class the came to my rescue oo and then stopped him, even rained insults on him... Well he later apologized and we became friends, he even asked me out, i turned him down sha |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by JOOHEL: 6:20pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by chocboi78(m): 6:29pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Ladylite:damm!!! Babe chill |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by MisterKings(m): 7:09pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
machiavelli95: See u. Even primary 5 sef u don dey touch body |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by MisterKings(m): 7:10pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
[quote author=obama30 post=86046152][/quote] Linus mba |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by missimelda01(f): 7:23pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
Wawu guurrrl you've got some experience. I attended a Christian school before things went sour and I had to switch to a public school, so I was a good girl who couldn't even speak pidgin .. but I had my first kiss in snr sec school and I used to make out with one boy in my class after school, was caught once Ladylite: |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by NACE13: 7:34pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
The day my I found a love letter a fellow student wrote to a girl back in Jss2. I foolishly copied the copied the letter in another piece of paper so I can blackmail him because I never liked the dude. I don't know who found the letter but it turned around on me. Yeah, talk about backfiring. Everyone thought I wrote the letter. The day a girl asked me out when I was in SS2 (My first gf). I avoided her for days because i was scared. Thank God I had an updated older brother who put me through. It was also the first time I'd press boobs in an empty class, I was in Nirvana that day. She wanted me to suck them but I was scared of getting caught. The day I found another dude wooing my gf and she was all smiles, I felt heart broken, I couldn't eat well for days. The day the hottest girl in school told my friend she wanted to see me in private. I didn't honour it because I was scared as fvck! Yeah, I was like Steve Rogers, scared of females back then but my older brother was like the Tony Stark when it comes to females. I took my mother's shy nature I guess. But it all changed the first day I stepped into the university campus. I was getting laid right, front and center because I couldn't care less. It was like the beast was finally awaken 4 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by IntellectOzone(m): 7:56pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
rabzy: Why asking? |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by vincentjk(m): 8:02pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
lemme add this last one When I was about to take my ssce (waec) I convinced my momma that government schools had the best results tho my dad showed small hard man sha but after my mum begged him he gave in People from different states registered waec in that government school that year and there was this Hausa/Muslim girl (Aisha) that never liked me, she was always looking for a reason to make fun of me to an extent of her sending me out of their class in front of everyone (she was in science class while me a new art student) This girl was so pretty that I couldn't look her eye ball to eye ball whenever she was yabbing me in fact, she was by far the prettiest girl in the whole school and I could swear I've never seen a girl that pretty on my whole life. She said her dad is from sierra leone so she's a half cast with a pointed nose Tuesdays were our house decoration days so I came very early to school that faithful day. Was coming outta my class after dropping my bag I then saw Aisha. damn she was already looking at me with her mean angelic face because she barely laughed, upon sighting her I did a U-turn immidiately to avoid crossing paths with Aisha the girl all the teachers craved for... Lo and behold I heard her call me "vi-vi" don't know how she got to know my name is Vincent lol, I wanted zooming off but had to man up and face whatever she had to say and to my greatest surprise, she asked me why I've been avoiding her for weeks now but I didn't say anything just holding my face to the ground like someone taking orders from a god lol She placed her hand on my shoulder and told me she's sorry if her attitude had hurt me but she was only trying to get my attention and maybe we could be friends or something **oboooyyy I couldn't believe my ears at all, thought I was dreaming omg** In less than 2weeks we were already dating and that got the attention of the male teachers, as an igbo boy wen I be... most hausa teachers didn't like me talk more of seeing me dating a Muslim student (I heard it's a taboo). One day I came late to school the male teachers used that as an opportunity to whoop my ass so bad it didn't matter to me because las las our relationship grew stronger and we were the latest couple in school, we often went inside the bush one after the other then kiss passionately and have fun, not that kinda fun o dirty mind Igbo guy from the east dating a half cast devoted hausa girl whom refused everybody in the school, up to the extent she started avoiding her female friends that are always reading some holy books for her and teaching her the dangers of dating a Christian lol. She told me every every 7 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Taku555(m): 11:15pm On Jan 24, 2020 |
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Nobody: 5:35am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Blissbath(f): 7:09am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Nobody: 10:35am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Dukeolumidemans(m): 10:39am On Jan 25, 2020 |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Liposure: 10:59am On Jan 25, 2020 |
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Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by QueenBee1995: 12:38pm On Jan 25, 2020 |
I remember one time in Jss1, one girl like that, she was way older than us and had fully developed and a very bad girl. So one day in class, her skirt was blood stained and we told her, she ran into the toilet and then when she came back to the class, she lied to us that it wasnt her period that caused the blood, that she has not started seeing her menses yet, that the doctor complained that it was too much sugar that made blood come out of her. Omg, I couldn't believe we swallowed that kin lie. Chinenye Sha. Another experience I can never forget. In ss3 , there was this guy in ss2 , crushing on me badly, he couldn't tell me (because I was very mean and pretty rude, he was scared) but he told my classmates and I saw the signs because he always wants to be with me, gisting and all. So, one day, I was broke and hungry and so I called him and asked him to buy me jollof rice but he told me he had no money on him and he felt really sad. After about 30mins, this guy brought a plate of jollof rice and meat. I was surprised and I asked him how he got it when he doesn't have money, he told me not to worry and just eat. One hour after eating, I heard that our biology teacher money was stolen from her bag and they don't know who stole it. right there, I knew it was this guy and I asked him, did u do that Joe? and he said, anything for you, I just smiled and we kept mute, he was never caught, the secret was just between us and I regret I didn't date him because he was my junior (ss2) and I was in (ss3) and a perfect for that matter, the whole school looked up to me. On my v.s, I dragged him (Joe) to the home economics lab and gave him a goodbye kiss. We still talk about it, he is now back in the US where he was born before he came to my secondary School then. In primary 4, I caught two of our teachers making out, I kept it to myself because the female teacher involved was staying on my street and she knows my family well. Same primary 4, caught many girls doing lesbian acts under the desk during break time, I used that secret against them and made them do my bidding Everytime till we left primary sch. There was this girl in my class in Jss2 who was having sex with her uncle frequently until she got pregnant and kasala burst. 3 Likes |
Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by Miraculously: 1:34pm On Jan 25, 2020 |
even senior prefect dey fail WAEC.......... |
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