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What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by PrinceOfEast(m): 3:22pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Imagine toasting a cute babe and she swept you off your feet with her fake british accent. She uses words precisely and makes easy, fluent sentences. Then you get home, and decided to relax only to receive an sms from that "Phonetic" damsel and you click on the mssg but can't decipher what she wrote because her text is incoherent, incomprehensible and disjointed! And you will be like " shey na this gal i meet for corner or na another person" Have you ever been in that situation because this shit happened to me an hour ago and i'v not been able to reply her. I don't want to sound rude...i don't want to tell her that i can't comprehend what she wrote but that won't stop me from fuuccking and dumping her ass. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by DaddyRochie1642: 3:26pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Oga to slap you dey hungry me 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by PrinceOfEast(m): 3:28pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
DaddyRochie1642:Bros you sef check am na...na fvck up oh |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by ThiagoKid(m): 3:28pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by PrinceOfEast(m): 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
ThiagoKid:That tin dey pain....most gals na only fvck them sabi. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by AudioDelhi: 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by DaddyRochie1642: 3:30pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by PrinceOfEast(m): 3:31pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
AudioDelhi:Jabhunter...olee way! |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by AudioDelhi: 3:47pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
PrinceOfEast: |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by AudioDelhi: 3:49pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
I de face similar thing too... The case bin de confuse me This girl go speak fluent ontop phone..no pidgin at all from start to end... But when e enter texting time... Na incoherent jargons 2 Likes |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by WoundedLamb: 3:53pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
PrinceOfEast: You guys are never tired of this rubbish. You just created this thread to say this. Is it not the same fvck 99% of men are also searching for? Was it not sex you were also looking for? How does her writing skills collectively define the female gender? Are men any better writers than women? You said it yourself that she speaks near to perfect English so anything could have made her text to come out disjointed. She might have typed it in a hurry or while sleepy or anything. You just got the first text from her and the first thing that comes to your mind is, "let me go to Nairaland and bash girls!" And you think you're mature? The way you boys run to the internet to wail about everything concerning the opposite sex, I honestly wonder the kind of men our ladies are going to end up with in future; overgrown babies. You say "dumb" as if you were already dating her. Leave her alone. Someone else who appreciates her will go for her. If it's sex she wants as a lady, she'd definitely get it anytime she wants. Grow up! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by PrinceOfEast(m): 3:55pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
AudioDelhi: |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by PrinceOfEast(m): 3:59pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
WoundedLamb you're indeed wounded 2 Likes |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by heendrix(m): 4:06pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
PrinceOfEast: You have my full support brother |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by heendrix(m): 4:10pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
WoundedLamb: Oga no one really cares u can only come out to say this cause the victim here is a Female The table is turning already and all girls heart should start getting shattered to pieces. guys have suffered enough |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by WoundedLamb: 4:15pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
heendrix: Keep deceiving yourselves online. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by paulolee(m): 4:18pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
dts called packaging and besides speaking English fluently no mean say you go get A1 for English |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by heendrix(m): 4:19pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
WoundedLamb: There's nothing to deceive anyone here.....the 3 GF I've got should better prepare for heart shattering |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by WoundedLamb: 4:21pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
heendrix: Keep growing, bro. We all passed through your stage. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by HomerTimpson: 4:32pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
WoundedLamb:BOYS (II) MEN 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by HomerTimpson: 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
heendrix:KARMA is beach bro,think about CONSEQUENCES and be NICE bro for it has beneficts too |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by ABANGWABOI(m): 4:44pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
HomerTimpson: #ILMOVON #Attitude #Bliv I dont do things the way he does for the records .. But you telling him that Karma is Bitch and Bla Bla Bla.. Karma is not involved in this kind of matter.. If kArma dey for this kain matter.. 70% of nigerian girls for dn die now or dey deformed for how the have treated guys in the past.. So leace talk bro.. 1 Like |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Arubam: 4:48pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
HomerTimpson:archaic thinking....trash. |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Arubam: 4:50pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Nairaland gals just dey avoid this thread.....vagina people |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Nobody: 5:04pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
PrinceOfEast: Oga I can't pin point your message. In comprehensive ? What are you insinuating? Is it the grammar structure that's not correct or spelling errors? Or you can't understand her message or the grammar she use are heavy which one oga? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Arubam: 5:47pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
gaius01:You have problem comprehending simple and straight forward english. |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Arubam: But you claim she speak fluently, and her sentence was correct. Are you sure she was the one that type that text of some of her friends assist her? |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Nobody: 5:51pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Arubam: I understand what he meant. So shift joor I wasn't talking to you in the first instance. |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Arubam: 6:06pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
gaius01:how low can u descend just to lick vagina ppl ass? |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Nobody: 6:09pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
Oga, Ur Own Self Dey Ur Body, See As U Dey Fall Her Hand 4 Here. It Could Be A Mistake In Her Typing. Probably She Hurriedly Text U. If Doesn't Av Regard 4 U, She Wouldn't Av Text U. |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by Bornfool(m): 6:24pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
WoundedLamb: Word 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What A Pretty Lady Did To Me by OGWILLS123: 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2020 |
The idiotic tw*t should post the text here so that we @ll can help him and read |
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