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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by lekhad: 11:09pm On Nov 14, 2020
Tell a lie once and all your truth becomes questionable!

No matter how hard you try to cover up, someday the truth will surely prevail, it might just be longer in our eyes but very short before the Almighty!

Verily, A day when the cover ups will be exposed in this life or hereafter for the whole world to see!
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by AK481(m): 11:15pm On Nov 14, 2020
thinksense:
As the military appeared before the panel why can't DJ Switch appeared too to give her other side of the story.

If she can't appear that means she's lying

She is not appearing anything .
So owes no one any other thing , believe what you want, accept what u choose , she can’t get killed over nonsense ungrateful Nigerians

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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by 9jaRealist: 11:33pm On Nov 14, 2020
Brandonx:
That general is so insensitive undecided
He should bring the rifle and someone should please try with a live bullet on him.

He was NOT “insensitive” (unless the term has a different meaning in your language from its ordinary English meaning).

Without prejudice to the substance of the dude’s presentation (and whether he was being honest or dishonest), I watched the entire proceedings and his comment was appropriate within the CONTEXT (emphasis on CONTEXT) of the moment and of his presentation. He had just painstakingly explained why the shell casings recovered at the scene (and posted by #Endsars protesters themselves on social media) could not have resulted in the casualties being alleged, and had illustrated same by saying that those supposed “medicine men” and other cultist who show clips of their clients or boys being shot without apparent injury or harm are most probably using the same ammunition used by troops at the Lekki Tollgate. It was within that CONTEXT that he said (in a relatively lighthearted manner) something to the effect that if he had (or brought along) the same arms and ammunition, he could have easily demonstrate his point to the panel.

The panel received the remarks well in the CONTEXT that it was made, and frankly the click-baiting sensational headline makes it more sinister than EVERYONE in the room (or watching it contemporaneously) would have perceived it.
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Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by emmyN(m): 11:43pm On Nov 14, 2020
gbemishile:

Nobody likes this government at all.they have done more harm than good in terms of the economy,but don't use that sentiments to judge them concerning the lekki stuff.
We have had multiple accounts from the protesters,but yet we still believe anything they tell us and refuse to judge them.
Army killed them and threw them into the river
And some protesters say they jumped into the river themselves when the soldiers started shooting.

Multiple accounts where? There is one live video, and so far no one has been able to discredit it by concrete facts. So it stands as the prime evidence. The Nigerian Army is culpable.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Miracle2020: 11:46pm On Nov 14, 2020
MsAllison:
mynd44 lalasticlala seun Rule 2
just answer the question and stop crying like a baby.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by ogtavia(m): 12:33am On Nov 15, 2020
Which gun has a firing range of 700m? AK47 has 350 - 400m tops.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Emanodimo(m): 12:36am On Nov 15, 2020
Miracle2020:
why did they attack and open prison? The protest was full of violence even before The lekki saga. Can you remember that police men were killed in delta and edo before that day?
Do you remember when RRR police men were attacked and their vans were burnt in lagos by protesters without any reason?

It is clear to me that you don't have a clear remembrance of the trend of events prior and aftermaths of the Lekki Shootings.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by kariyo: 12:36am On Nov 15, 2020
What a yeye joke
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Toks2008(m): 12:45am On Nov 15, 2020
Akainzo:


You are totally WRONG. A BLANK bullet has no PROPELLANT, thus it is fired and ejected from the casing and simply lands at the feet of the shooter. The only person that is at risk from Blanks is actually the shooter.

To help you out, here is the link to the UN Charter on dispersal of crowds, please read it! https://www.ohchr.org/en/professionalinterest/pages/useofforceandfirearms.aspx




Exerpts from the revelation reads


"At the hearing of a judicial panel of enquiry today in Lagos Nigeria, Brigadier General Ahmed Taiwo, who heads the Army’s 81st Division in Lagos, when shown a photo by Reuters which he used as testimony to prove the army only fired blank rounds, said two bullets among the 11 shown were live rounds, one spent and one unspent. He said they were not the army’s but perhaps from the police".

So whilst you try so hard to defend the use of blanks, it has been admitted that live rounds were used and we will know more truth as it unveils.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Toks2008(m): 12:46am On Nov 15, 2020
Akainzo:


You are totally WRONG. A BLANK bullet has no PROPELLANT, thus it is fired and ejected from the casing and simply lands at the feet of the shooter. The only person that is at risk from Blanks is actually the shooter.

To help you out, here is the link to the UN Charter on dispersal of crowds, please read it! https://www.ohchr.org/en/professionalinterest/pages/useofforceandfirearms.aspx




Excerpts from the revelation reads


"At the hearing of a judicial panel of enquiry today in Lagos Nigeria, Brigadier General Ahmed Taiwo, who heads the Army’s 81st Division in Lagos, when shown a photo by Reuters which he used as testimony to prove the army only fired blank rounds, said two bullets among the 11 shown were live rounds, one spent and one unspent. He said they were not the army’s but perhaps from the police".

So whilst you try so hard to defend the use of blanks, it has been admitted that live rounds were used and we will know more truth as it unveils.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by jeyselassie(m): 2:59am On Nov 15, 2020
Patrioticman007:
Naija Reloaded 2.8.
Its a fact that blank bullets were used as shown on the video evidence, however the effects might have caused stampedes which usually ends in injuries & death.
However those saying otherwise, should please come forward with video evidence & counter the military assertion.
they used live rounds that day. I was talking to someone the following evening who said a bullet passed through his wall in ikoyi into his room. He even kept the bullet
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Kingrefreshed: 3:43am On Nov 15, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

Even though I Kno you be fool. But I thought as we are getting closer to the end of the year you will be turning a new leaf Small small but NO!

YOU WANT TO DIE A FOOL
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Emperor2463(m): 3:47am On Nov 15, 2020
Sharap there you fool, your news medias could not cover what was going on at lekki toll gate but you are calling for the prosecution of innocent woman who went live on Instagram at the exact place massacre was being carried out by the men of the Nigerian army. You saw how they were shooting people, you saw people who were injured and you come here and type rubbish. Let me tell you if the government kill all your family members and they threatened you to keep silent there is nothing you can do oga.
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 3:56am On Nov 15, 2020
Tareq1105:


People have bullets injuries bcoz it was rubber bullets.

Iron bullets would have killed tens of people considering the analysis of the General.

I'm convinced that it was rubber bullets that was used going by the injuries on the bodies of the wounded EndSars members.
Which kin pikin talk some of una dey always talk sef grin

The army is saying they used a blank bullet, you dey talk say nah rubber bullets grin
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Zukiemoniey1(m): 4:27am On Nov 15, 2020
Try It On Someone?
That Joke Is Expensive ooo, Make him NO talk That shiit again oo
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Dimejimichael(m): 4:31am On Nov 15, 2020
We also watch Eniola badmus been killed l�

BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by miketayo(m): 5:04am On Nov 15, 2020
nairavsdollars:
So somebody cannot play with the panel members again in peace

Always respect the dead, not everything u joke about
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by miketayo(m): 5:07am On Nov 15, 2020
BabaOwen:
Which kin pikin talk some of una dey always talk sef grin

The army is saying they used a blank bullet, you dey talk say nah rubber bullets grin

The victims in hospital didn't look like people hit with blank bullets or rubber bullet.
Blank bullets of show pigment marks on ur skin it doesn't tear or pierce the skin
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by miketayo(m): 5:10am On Nov 15, 2020
thinksense:
As the military appeared before the panel why can't DJ Switch appeared too to give her other side of the story.

If she can't appear that means she's lying

So u believe d military, go and ask what happened in zaire years ago. How many times did d army change story, they were not there, hoodlums dressed in camo, lagos invited us, shot blank bullets now.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Marine25: 5:43am On Nov 15, 2020
dre11:
I wish I brought a rifle to try it on you, army commander jokes with panel member over Lekki shooting



https://www.thecable.ng/extra-i-wish-i-brought-a-rifle-to-try-it-on-you-army-commander-jokes-with-panel-member-over-lekki-shooting
Has anyone complain of missing a family member yet?
This whole thing is a drama, that was why the military said all those videos and pictures of Lekki toll gate were photo shop and i fully agree with that looking at the fact that so many of those that their pictures were shown, claimed to have been killed came out to debunk such lies.
Let our military do their job and stop harassing them with false allegations.
God bless Nigerian Armed Forces
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by witworth(m): 5:48am On Nov 15, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
stop embarrassing yourself, don't let that slave so called general fool you idiot, in the first place it was a peaceful protest, neither blank nor live amunition should be fired whether in the air or to the ground. What for?
You will sit down and reason now unless you're just one of the Buhari's blind followers, APC zombies.
Thanks
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 6:14am On Nov 15, 2020
Dimejimichael:
We also watch Eniola badmus been killed l�

Show me the link of where she was killed?
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Nobody: 6:14am On Nov 15, 2020
miketayo:


The victims in hospital didn't look like people hit with blank bullets or rubber bullet.
Blank bullets of show pigment marks on ur skin it doesn't tear or pierce the skin
So are you saying the brigadier general is lying grin
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Shegbe: 6:39am On Nov 15, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with

Is it not funny how you lots are quick to believe the military? The same guys that first denied ever going to the toll gate. It took Sanwo Olu calling them out on CNN before they agreed that they went there but that it was infact the same Sanwo Olu who invited them. They are are the ones now lecturing us about professionalism after lying? If you live in Nigeria, you will know there is nothing professional about the military but let us all keep acting like we have selective amnesia. Posterity will judge us all.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Offpoint1: 7:07am On Nov 15, 2020
BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?
Lol, you get time wey you dey use ask Zone B questions.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by 27Pushing30: 7:12am On Nov 15, 2020
Learn to read Oga
Brandonx:
That general is so insensitive undecided
He should bring the rifle and someone should please try with a live bullet on him.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Brandonx(m): 7:14am On Nov 15, 2020
27Pushing30:

Learn to read Oga
It's you who should learn to read
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Dedetwo(m): 7:59am On Nov 15, 2020
Toks2008:


How dumb...

Blank ammunitions can kill especially when used by dumb unprofessional army personnels and the use of blanks is considered lethal in dispersing unarmed protesters and it is an international Crime against humanity.

The army keeps making a fool of themselves by openly admitting to Democide which is of equal weight with Genocide.

Foolish Army officer.

Blank ammunition cannot kill. There is no projectile in black cartridge therefore cannot kill regardless of usage. Or I guess sound can kill. Blank cartridge makes noise and propels no projectile. The case of the actor was ruled a sabotage.
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by Emmyj2g: 8:37am On Nov 15, 2020
Good question.

BabaOwen:
How do people end up with bullets injuries in the videos we watch on IG?
Re: Ahmed Taiwo At Lekki Panel: 'I Wish I Brought A Rifle To Try It On You' - Jokes by divineappo(m): 9:10am On Nov 15, 2020
OZOnNengiTheory:
DJ Switch should be arrested and thoroughly investigated. I believe she is working with the opposition or the albino coward to destabilise this country.

The gullible ones will say families of killed Protesters are afraid to speak up. Laughable! E be like say Una never lose a loved one before..and I don't pray you experience it in ya lives. A woman that loses a child isnt scared of anything else in this world..and I can tell you with all I have that she would speak up in this circumstance!

The truth, DJ Switch and all those behind the just concluded drama called endSARS must be thoroughly investigated and those found culpable should be ruthlessly dealt with
the evil you defend will befall you and all your loves ones, AMEN

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