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Phones / Re: Tecno Phones And Prices In Nigeria 2024 by realsammie(m): 6:06pm On Feb 18
Oga stop deceiving people. the prices you quoted are way outdated. shey it's the Tecno Spark 10 pro (128/8 ) that I bought November last year for #140,000 you are quoting 120k. oga update your price
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple With "Massive" Height Difference Share Cute Video (Pics/Video) by realsammie(m): 4:54pm On Jan 13
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Picture this,
Every time these two hugged while courting, this guy's head was pressing into fresh cleavage and you're wondering why he didn't hesitate to wife such a woman.

When nowadays, instead of getting pleasure from hugging a lady, your account balance reduces for embracing her responsibilities.

God knows I don't hate women and I can not survive in a world without them if I am amputated that I can not make myself cum, but it is not too much to ask them to become responsible for once, if not for anything or anyone, at least for themselves.

The Legend is back

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Sports / Re: Messi Pens Emotional Note On Anniversary Of Argentina's World Cup 2022 Triumph by realsammie(m): 9:38am On Dec 21, 2023
Nairaland is back 😊

Back to the topic: GOAT of all goat. Not the camel playing in the desert shouting wasiu upandan
Politics / Re: Strike: Aviation Workers Opt Out, Ports Grounded by realsammie(m): 7:50am On Nov 15, 2023
The same people who have been insulting NLC calling them toothless for the past months are now saying no need for the strike. Poor masses surporting their oppressors
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by realsammie(m): 11:17am On Nov 14, 2023
Hmmm Ojoro everywhere. see as this one fine😭😭😭

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by realsammie(m): 2:13pm On Nov 02, 2023
Bobby2020:
Good morning dearest reader of life, trust you had a very good night? Omo we’re finally done with the installation of games on our customer’s console and now we’ve dropped it off at the park so it can begin its journey to its new home and new life. My oga, if you’re reading this, thanks and God bless you for trusting in us, duly appreciated sir, you’re the very best!


You like what you see Abi my dearest reader? No dull am oh, just give us a ring/WhatsApp us on 09032427643 right now, we’ll sharply get something like this for you!


WE ARE THE HOME OF PLAYSTATION

This is the first time i am buying something online and it went very smooth. i even sent the money before my goods was waybill down to Zaria

Brother you are too much abeg. Customer relation i give A1. You even took out time to explain things to me and was very patient with me. always updating me on any progress.

Baba you too much. i dey enjoy my console now. 😁😁

Nice doing business with you Sir

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Phones / Re: Should I Buy The Tecno Spark 10 Pro? by realsammie(m): 12:08pm On Oct 31, 2023
realsammie:
i will also like to know cos i plan on getting this same phone..


I finally got this device (Spark 10 pro 128 ROM) last weekend. The phone is sweet and very sleek.
But the price is on the high men 😭😭
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: The HACKED PS4/PS5 SECTION OF NL (Console sales and game installations) by realsammie(m): 2:55am On Oct 26, 2023
Bobby2020:
Good morning dearest reader of life, trust you had a lovely night? Bless this day for us oh Lord, amen.

We are glad to announce to you that we now have the Red Dead Redemption available for your hacked PS4 for just 1k only!

No no no we’re not stopping there, do you know you can get this game completely FREE OF CHARGE if you choose it as part of your games list when buying a hacked PS4 from Bobby2020


What are you waiting for? Call/WhatsApp us on 09032427643 NOW!!!!


WE ARE THE HOME OF PLAYSTATION

Good morning my Oga. i go like do business with you but i no too get money ooo. hope you go do your boy well. Oya drop your Whatsapp number.

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Phones / Re: Should I Buy The Tecno Spark 10 Pro? by realsammie(m): 10:33am On Oct 24, 2023
i will also like to know cos i plan on getting this same phone..
Sports / Re: Inter Miami win first trophy, Messi becomes most decorated footballer in history by realsammie(m): 6:08am On Aug 20, 2023
How some deluded penaldo fans even compare this guy with their fraud is beyond me. MESSI is the greatest there was, the Greatest that is And the greatest to be.

Now 44 trophies and the most by any footballer. While Mazi Okeke is there Ghosting in camel league.

Congratulations Leonel Messi

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Leads Inter Miami Into Their First EVER Final by realsammie(m): 8:45am On Aug 16, 2023
Thank God i choose Messi as my GOAT. No more stress arguing with penaldogs on who's the Goat. Messi enjoying the last years on his career and i am enjoying every moment of it.

The debate ended when he won the world cup.

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Health / Re: My Mum Has Low Blood Pressure. Please Help On Any Home Remedy by realsammie(m): 4:35pm On Jul 10, 2023
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This is so helpful. i appreciate you sir.

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Health / Re: My Mum Has Low Blood Pressure. Please Help On Any Home Remedy by realsammie(m): 10:29am On Jul 10, 2023
madridguy:
Since Mama is close to 70 years old, please don't give her anything except what the doctors prescribed.

She will live long and enjoy the fruit of her labour.

Alright Sir. I really appreciate this
Health / Re: My Mum Has Low Blood Pressure. Please Help On Any Home Remedy by realsammie(m): 10:28am On Jul 10, 2023
Teetee777:
Buy koltufal 2spoon morning and night
After 1 week come and thank God.
ok sir. thanks
Health / My Mum Has Low Blood Pressure. Please Help On Any Home Remedy by realsammie(m): 6:30pm On Jul 09, 2023
Good evening house. My mum has been diagnosed with low blood pressure. Though we were given some drugs and injections in the hospital, i just want to know if there are any home remedies for low blood pressure.

Someone told me that it is deadlier than HBP which really makes me very scared. I don't want to loose her now because she has not really enjoyed the fruit of her labour😭. That is why i am bringing it here so that you can suggest home remedies that can compliment the medications given to us at the hospital.

Less i forget, someone also suggested that i should be adding more salts in her food. i don't know if this is true because mum is close to 70years and eating more salt as an old woman is not too good i believe even though we were given ORT in the hospital. Please what is your advice.

Thank you all
Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Al Nassr Eliminated From The King's Cup By 10-man Al Wehda by realsammie(m): 11:18am On Apr 25, 2023
Numerouno94:
Ronaldo is finished. It's high time he left this beautiful game of soccer.

BTW, Messi is busy scoring goals, assisting goals and winning trophies and personal awards while Wasiuuuu is busy getting punished severely by partime imams and Mallams.gringrin

You don make me laugh tire for here. which one is part time Imams and Mallams again😁😁😁😁
That guy should just hang up his booths already, he's tried his Best already

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Romance / Re: Nairalander Please I Need Urgent Help by realsammie(m): 1:43pm On Feb 25, 2023
VawulenceProMax:
wtf. How much have you paid already?

Just 40k. By month end, an uncle of mine promise to give ke 70k to settle part of it. it os well
Romance / Re: Nairalander Please I Need Urgent Help by realsammie(m): 11:45am On Feb 23, 2023
VawulenceProMax:
screenshot the amount you have to pay so I know how much I can assist you with. Are they adding interest daily?


They are adding daily interest and threat upon threat.

I have given up sha

Romance / Re: Nairalander Please I Need Urgent Help by realsammie(m): 2:29pm On Feb 22, 2023
VawulenceProMax:
I can assist you with something little or have you cleared it?

No bro, but i am paying it, bit by bit. still on it
Technology Market / Re: Updated: Typing Jobs Worldwide, Including Nigeria: $950 Monthly: No Experience by realsammie(m): 8:23pm On Feb 12, 2023
Etemma1:
Email sent.


bro, good evening. please help me with the files. my email is.. jsammy573@gmail.com.

thanks
Romance / Nairalander Please I Need Urgent Help by realsammie(m): 8:25am On Dec 31, 2022
Good morning nairalander and compliment of the season to us.
I dont know the right session to post this. Please Mod, you can move it to the right session.

I use to work with a local government in kaduna state. ( Primary School teacher). By August this year Governor Elrufai ask all teachers to right competency test but NUT asked not to. For those of us that refuse to write the test, the governor sack us.

Dear nairalander since August i have been jobless, just doing minal jobs. This prompt me to borrow money from Lcredit loan app and since then i have been borrowing to pay loan. But now i have hit the wall.

Nairaland please i am seeking for assistance on how to pay back the loan. Please i need help. The loan date will start expiring tomorrow and i dont know where to run to that us why i came here.

I have been a long time nairalander but i have to swallow shame and post this.

Below are screenshot from the loan app and also my appointment letter of the job i lost.
I also need a job please, I can work anyway


You can reach 0.9.1.6.9.5.0.8.9.4.1 for further clearification

2040224749...UBA..

GOD bless you all

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission ("NERC") Is Recruiting. by realsammie(m): 12:58pm On Dec 29, 2022
nikola:

Abeg o Akanbi, no put fear for him body. When the lady's parents ask "what do you do for a living" just be bold and reply; "I am a comrade" that's all.
Nothing wey comrade no dey solve.

bros cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Dad Pension Is It Worth It by realsammie(m): 7:16pm On Dec 20, 2022
I am also facing such problem. Stanbic IBTC pension managers are really frustrating.me. i have submitted the necessary documents but everyday it is from one story to another.

He retired 2016 and died 2021. For the past 3 months i have not been able to move past the banks. Please I don't know what else to do. O need someone to help me out
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 11:05am On Dec 20, 2022
Mrfixiit:
You're bastard
Product of abortion
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 1:42am On Dec 20, 2022
Mrfixiit:
You're a classified idiot. KDB is an assist king go check records before displaying your stupidity Ode

Your mother is a classified Idiot pig. Comparing KDB and leo Messi with assist.
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 3:19pm On Dec 19, 2022
youngpresidooo:
keeper carried argentina not Messi and mbappe carried the team in r16 and r8


e be like say na only Ro16 and Rof 8 you watch. Guess you are a Penaldo fans because you just show us now that the moment lord Luxemburg got eliminated, you stopped watching world cup

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Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 2:51pm On Dec 19, 2022
Mrfixiit:
You're talking trash. Messi and Ronaldo dominated world best awards since 2007 since kaka won it because of their goals. If chances created and assists are the main parameters used, kDB and Juan mata would have won ballon d'or

Just shut your mouth there. Olodo, you are calling juan mata and KDB could have won ballon d'or. How many goals and assist can they show for it. How many trophies have they won. KDB is good with chances created fine, what about the goals, what about the trophies, assist. you pick only chances created as if that was the only criteria i mentioned above. oga Rest
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 2:45pm On Dec 19, 2022
ebenhealth:

Fact is, the award for player of the tournament should go to the most consistent player. Mbappe was silenced in both the quarter-final and semi-final matches (if you have other views on his role in both matches then you probably didn't watch the entire matches).
Messi was consistent all through, If you claim he scored pks, be reminded that he gave man of the match deserving assists in the quarter and semi final matches (again, if you have a different opinion, it's probably because you didn't watch the entire matches live). Was involved in the DiMaria goal with the pass that opened up the French defence. He was the best player of this Tournament and people should learn to acknowledge facts.


Bro it's like you quoted me wrongly. We are both on same the page.
Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 10:54am On Dec 19, 2022
Kingcalls:


Did u watch France Morocco ?? Did u watch the group games ?? Did u watch what mbappe did to Poland ... Messi was just scoring penalties while mbappe was firing goals ... Scoring a hat trick in a world cup final no b beans .. not just scoring , pulling ur team back ... Mbappe deserved the golden ball... If Messi did the same thing mbappe did and mbappe did same that Messi did , they wud have still given Messi , they will say mbappe was just scoring penalties... Mbappe had 12 goal contributions for France out of 16 goals scored by France ...only 2 penalties played... Messi on the other hand had 10 goal contributions out of the 15 goals by Argentina with 4 penalties... And he played more minutes... Mbappe deserved it

What are you even saying bros.

Messi has 7 GOALS, 3 ASSIST, 7 BIG CHANCES Created, 5 Man Of The Match awards While Mpape has 8 GOALS, 2 ASSIST, 4 BIG CHANCES CREATED and 4 Man Of The Match awards.

Messi turn up for Argentina from match day one to the final while Mpape never showed up against England and Morocco and you still expect mpape to win the golden ball. Haba now. You guys hatred for Messi has gotten to another level abeg. make una dey calm down abeg.

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Sports / Re: Messi Should Not Have Won Best Player Of The Tournament (opinion) by realsammie(m): 10:37pm On Dec 18, 2022
It's like the opp only watch today's final. Let me ask you a question. Between Mpape and Messi, who has carried their team from match day one the most. Or should i also remind you of the number of assist Messi has in this world cup. What about Chances created.

The problem with penaldo fans is that they think football is all about goals. that Is why you keep seeing cr7 fans bringing some stupid stats like "more headed goals, more right footed goal more left footed goals. Haba now.

Messi more than deserve the best player award.

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Sports / Re: Messi Passes Batistuta As Argentina's All-time World Cup Top Scorer by realsammie(m): 10:51pm On Dec 13, 2022
Tunechi5:
This same messi we are all watching is who some people are comparing to Ronaldo

BROS i weak for Penaldo fans.. just imagine

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Politics / Re: 774,000 Jobs: Senate Panel Demands Names, Account Details Of Beneficiaries by realsammie(m): 7:46am On Oct 26, 2022
This APC government will be the worst government in the history of Nigeria

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