Lol, whack damage control

Houseontherock1:
We all know what he's being punished for is not the naira. I hope this makes his accusers happy, I hope their offended morality is finally satiated

Portable apologized for the same offence,no wahala. Cubana chief priest will be fined for the same offence, no problems. Selective justice will always be an insult to justice everywhere

You're very ignorant, they should let him go after he pleaded guilty in court, Abi? The Cubana guy's case you people were wanking on pleaded NOT guilty and that's why he was granted bail.
Spot the difference and stop embarrassing yourself

I wonder why people use these modded whatsapp in the first place for whatever reason. Even the original version has privacy concerns talkless of these modded ones.

maureensylvia:
Seller A
Normal price N70,000
Promo price N35,000

Seller B
Price N70,000
Promo: Buy 1 get 1 free

Which of the two pricing options do you think customers will grab faster?

Both works depending on the demography

What she doesn't know is the the ROI isn't worth it, she should continue to look sha hoping to hit any of the simps out there.

dapsoneh:
The best performing Governor in Nigeria right now
Argue with your keypad

Yes yes, he's performing but don't let's overglaze him

Benwems:


Unnecessary noise. If Lagos is superb. They should form a country of their own.

Like Sanwo can just announce tomorrow that Lagos is now Montenegro or Monaco right?

Majesty7:


What i don't understand is; why sell to BDC at subsidised rate? Why? Why not direct anyone that needs USD to the bank? Why sell to them at #1,300 while they will resell at #1,500+? Why?

My thoughts too

Nazgul:
Does this mean that banks would start giving out dollar to customers, cos I noticed that they stopped and started giving out the naira equivalent of whatever amount of dollars you want to withdraw.

If the BDCs have been given the green light by CBN to resume operations, hope we'll be able to get dollar from the bank.

What exactly do you need the dollar for when the bank has given you the naira equivalent?

chisomkachy:


https://www.facebook.com/share/p/XQxXtM8UFgBpHrku/?mibextid=Nif5oz

Police is your friend or not?🤣🤣🤣

officialwdhtv:
Can you translate this photo into words?

Can you be set at 5?

Wishful thinking 😂

Not that their curses would do anything.
Misinformed and misguided lots

Lol
Wtf is BTC expert?
If we start asking you about tokenomics, hashrate, blockchain engineering won't you embarrass yourself?
I don't know when sending and receiving BTC qualifies you as an expert

Goriolamartins:
I heard those gen zs are very rude

Nobody cares about your ego!

3rdeyeNigeria:
Crypto has no benefit to local economy. It only benefit the owner of the trading platform and some lucky speculators (gamblers or trader).

Overall it can pull down a country.

Google: George Soros Vs Bank of England to understand how speculative trading almost bankrupted UK.

Regulate and tax the trading companies, problem solved

This OP sef, like the sole objective of NYSC is for corpers to teach.
My friends are currently being used as free labour in different schools scattered across the country and you expect them to do it with "zeal"
Side Note: Tell me why an Archeology graduate is teaching PHE in secondary school.

no ooo!!!
we don't want it to be oversaturated!

While I blame the doctor for indulging her while he's treating her, I need to understand what the woman and her lawyer(s) meant by "vulnerable". Isn't that what she does for a living? All I see here is just mutual exchange of service.

Suspend BDC Operations
Suspend Binance Operations
All USD transactions if need be should be made via official channels and watch this jumping rate slow down

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Bro reduce price of all these things or increase capital

1Sharon:


Teach me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQYVXYt-mbA?si=T7NMsYrChIbPDhc8

1Sharon:



Lol..at 1st I thought it was the gap in my front teeth that didn't allow me to whistle, now that I've closed it, I still can't do it.

Whistling is more of a lip and tongue activity

Tallesty1:
You can't dance?

I can't dance to save my life 😂😂

I can't dance
I can't turn on gen

ikorodureporta:
Despite the jappa tide flowing allover, there are some people who don't have jappa in their agenda even though they are not doing well...
Some reasons may include weather, culture, food, caring for loved ones here, lack of strict laws here, etc.
They've decided to remain in their "comfort zone"...

Are you one of dem

Like Japa is supposed to be achievement or what?
Like Japa is same as going to Lagos, not mentioning that you need nothing less than ₦20million to japa. Enough money to kick-start a tech company

samonak:
Dem no see mosque to go fvck inside? If they were caught inside the mosque what do you think would have happened to them? It's because of the lenient attitude of Christianity that's why people take it for granted.

Funny thing is that they could be Christians, don't let their names and the hijab deceive you

Tetraozonaitera:


Like your brain no sabi im job not to dey think like a baboon

Requote me when you can comprehend and make proper sentences

This priest no Sabi him job, are you not supposed to lead them to Christ?
Make the repent and turn away from sin but you failed at your job to gain their souls for Christ.

Quality20:
It really seem that guys are not up to their task of engaging and marrying all these attractive girls around, hence d reason some of them are going overboard to date themselves. I learnt that this lesbian problem is quite a big one in the south, well im in north so cant really give any statistics on the nature of the problem.Eventually these girls and their parents will realise that there is still a void that is still not filled in their lives ,so they are gonna have to ditch their lesbian partners and crave for good guys, but then where are the guys? What's keeping them away from going for these girls? Or are they expectant the girls to approach them or what?

They'll marry themselves, they're not sexually attracted to us