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Celebrities / Re: "Mercy Aigbe Just Using Her Domestic Violence Claim To Make Money"- Lanre Gentry by Themainchick11(f): 1:02pm On Jun 29, 2017 |
lol |
Romance / Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by Themainchick11(f): 3:14pm On Jun 28, 2017 |
warripekin: Ewoo.. This mumuness is mind blowing. I'm single o. |
Family / Re: My Friend Wants To Chase Me Out Because Of Ordinary Milk by Themainchick11(f): 4:41am On Jun 26, 2017 |
3spoons of mik in this recession. Haba now bros. one and half would have been enough. I live with my parents o. na 1 dano satchet I dey use. |
Investment / 5 Amazing Reasons Why You Should Own A Piggy Bank by Themainchick11(f): 2:01pm On Jun 08, 2017 |
Piggy banks, also known as kolo in the yoruba parlance has somewhat become obsolete as most people now save their monies in banks and other financial institutions. Here I bring you 5 benefits of saving your money in a piggy bank; 1. You actually get to save. Most people have atm cards these days which makes it so easy to withdraw their money from their savings account. As beautiful as this innovation is, it does not encourage saving. This is not to talk of the advent of POS machines that help easy and lavish spending. 2. It is mysterious and fun. Since people do not usually know how much they have saved, it keeps an air of mystery and fun to the savers. 3. You can lend from it. I own a piggy bank and anytime I need money, I tilt it down and remove money from it with a comb. 4. Your money is safe. No bank robbery or close down. 5. It is easier and cheaper to open an account with a piggy bank. It costs about 250 naira. Unlike banks that ask for 5000 . You do not need passport or Id card to open an account in it.
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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Stuns In New Photos by Themainchick11(f): 5:51am On Jun 05, 2017 |
adorablevic:The bush is in your eyes and mind. Because we know someone's past doesn't mean that we have to keep associating them with it. That's why it's called a past! Well, I hope you have learnt something? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting These Kind Of Ladies? by Themainchick11(f): 11:11pm On May 24, 2017 |
She asked for 3k. what kind of hair can 3k do in this recession. E nor even fit do better braids sef. Omo the hunger iz real o. 5 Likes |
Education / Re: What Course Would You Study If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School And Why? by Themainchick11(f): 7:12am On May 08, 2017 |
oadewale:Awoite |
Education / Re: What Course Would You Study If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School And Why? by Themainchick11(f): 4:23pm On May 07, 2017 |
oadewale:last year |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe & Lanre Gentry In War Of Words As Divorce Gets Messier by Themainchick11(f): 8:59am On May 06, 2017 |
The source is wrong jere. the guy is a billionaire. He's an hotelier for God's sake. I don't want to believe anybody but all I know is dat there is no smoke without fire. Their posts will sha have elements of truth. Mercy is not a saint neither is Lanre They both have their bad sides so make person no come dey form victim for us. That lie... we no chop! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: What Course Would You Study If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School And Why? by Themainchick11(f): 10:03am On May 05, 2017 |
oadewale:yup graduated tho |
Education / Re: What Course Would You Study If You Had The Chance To Go Back To School And Why? by Themainchick11(f): 7:26am On May 05, 2017 |
communication and Language arts 1 Like |
Culture / What Is The Place Of Monarchs In This Modern Society? by Themainchick11(f): 7:12am On Apr 29, 2017 |
I don't know. Enlighten me. |
Literature / Why by Themainchick11(f): 6:46am On Apr 28, 2017 |
name is Ejiro. Let me be like James Bond. My name is Ejiro. Ejiro Fernandez. I am woman now. I have elvoved. Life changed gradually from reading Cinderella and all the happily ever after hog wash. To reading books like Woman at point Zero, Beyond the horizon and Second Citizen where the plights of women are aptly potrayed. Ok so, it happened last week.I went to see my fiance at his house. We were getting married in less than six month's time. I wanted him to help me pick out the colour for my wedding shoe. He says, 'Hey babe. I need to take a shower. Will be back in a Jiff. He goes away blowing me a kiss. I smiled. I needed to calculate something quite urgently so,I took out my phone. And oops! My phone goes off. His phone was lying on the bed so I picked it. Opened it. I know the passcode. Its my birthdate. A message comes in from Frank. I don't know any friend called Frank. So,curiosity made me check it. And Frank says, "Hello baby, You were amazing. Never knew you could last that long. Oh my God! Four rounds! You blew my mind. I really love you and my world would be nothing without you. Ps, How is our wife? Love you, Frank. I recall what growing up was like for me. I asked some many questions that were too big for my small head. My brother tactfully answered every one of them but found it difficult to answer one. Just one. I would ask, "Why is mum so angry?" "Because daddy has gone again." "Gone where?" "To his other wife." "Why does daddy have another wife?" "Because she is richer than daddy." "Why does daddy need a rich wife? At least he provides us with most of our needs." "Ejiro, we don't have most things." "Why can't mummy give us those things?" "Because mummy does not work." "Why doesn't mummy work?" "Because daddy says not to." "Why?" "Because mummy has a phd." "But mummy should work." " Daddy says mummy mustn't or mummy would be rich and be rude." " Why can't mummy have a rich husband too?" "Because Mummy is a woman." "So?" "Because people will say mummy is a prostitute." "What is the difference between a Man and a woman?" "A man marries a woman and a woman marries a man. A woman can give birth and a man cannot." " Why does a man marry a woman?" " Ejiro, because a woman give birth and a man cannot." " why?" "I don't know. " He would say. So, now that I'm grown. I know why or better put, I have the idea of knowing 'why'. Most importantly, I knew why this my wedding cannot take place. So, when he comes in from the shower all smily and attempts to touch me,I reply with a CIA like Voice. "No Eric, we need to talk. |
Romance / Re: Time To Swear Off Ladies. by Themainchick11(f): 4:30am On Apr 26, 2017 |
hmm. Badoo life. |
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get Over An Ex by Themainchick11(f): 3:50am On Apr 25, 2017 |
kunlesufyan:na so |
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get Over An Ex by Themainchick11(f): 6:50pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
Romance / How Long Does It Take To Get Over An Ex by Themainchick11(f): 6:40pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
Share your experiences. How long did it take you to get over your ex? |
Literature / Re: Mirages by Themainchick11(f): 8:21am On Apr 20, 2017 |
kingphilip:Ogbeni, scram joor. its not my fault that you don't have a brain. |
Literature / Re: Mirages by Themainchick11(f): 8:52pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
kingphilip:an online org that helps clueless and witless people answer certain questions they are not knowledgeable about. |
Literature / Re: Mirages by Themainchick11(f): 3:17pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
kingphilip:just ask google |
Romance / Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 1:45pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Davidgrey:compile your own crap and let's see. |
Literature / Mortal Soul by Themainchick11(f): 6:03pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
He asks me for a dance. A request which I blithely agree to since he was such a good looking lad. He turns out to be a great dancer as we both waltzed happily to the song as though we've been friends for years. The dance, it gets more and more passionate as he draws me closer to himself. At last I feel his groin. Now this isn't just a dance anymore, it's something else... As my body moved to the beat, my mind begins to wander. Leaving my body to dissolve like butter in an hot weather. Mortal soul, can't you just allow me once, this moment of juvenile pleasure without loading me with boulders of guilt in great measures. Let me languish in this pleasure. Be lost and never to be found. But mortal soul won't accede. It pricks me every more time I allow his hand rummage through my skirt. I wonder what manner of feeling this is, that neither looseth nor locketh but leaves a poor soul admist the aisles of the horns of dilemma. Mortal soul, applaud thyself for the echoes of my slap still reverberates till this day. |
Romance / Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 5:41pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
sweeterman:The devil is holding koboko for you in, you-know- where. |
Romance / Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 8:18pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
prynsex:abi o |
Romance / Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 8:16pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
FelixFelicia:I am the main chick |
Romance / Re: Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 6:20pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
FelixFelicia:done |
Romance / Six Types Of Side Chicks. by Themainchick11(f): 6:17pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
TYPES OF SIDE CHICKS 1. FRIENDLY SIDE CHICK. These are the ones the Bible called "enemies within". They are the woman's friends. They are close to her, know her secrets, eat her food and even play with her children. Everyone knows how good they are yet she is sleeping with her friend's husband. They are difficult to catch because they know the schedule of their friend. They sleep with the man on his matrimonial bed with her best friend's picture hanging on the wall. They just want to have a piece of the cake and action. The wicked ones scheme to drive out their friend and take over. 2. MEAN SIDE CHICK. Her goal is to destroy the marriage. She wants him to chase away/divorce his wife so she can take over. She can go diabolical to achieve her aims. She is the one that usually call the wife to threaten her. She has the man's Mumu button and the man can spend all his cash on her while giving his wife and kids nothing. This side chick always want to be number one. 3. DESPERATE SIDE CHICK. She knows he is married. She is desperate and her goal is to marry the man. She doesn't give a hoot whether the man's wife is alive or not. She is willing to be a second, third or even fourth wife. She wants her own apartment and car and will marry the man and bear him kids. Most times, they prefer to have their own place when they finally marry the man. They don't want to compete with madame in her sanctuary. 4. SYMPATHETIC SIDE CHICK She knows he is married. He confides in her so she listens to his lies about his wife. He tells her how sexually frustrated he is, how she denies him sex for months and how she treats him badly. She falls for the lies and start to pity him. She starts giving him sex to compensate for the frustrations from his wife. She isn't doing it for material gains. To her, he is a nice man while his wife is a witch. 5. THE RESERVE SIDE CHICK She knows the man is married. All she wants is his money and the benefits of a full time side chick. It's a case of money for hand, back for ground. Goodies in exchange for good sex. She has her own relationship but doesn't mind making money on the side fucking other men. They are mainly runs girls. They usually feel they are doing the marriage a favour by keeping the man sexually satisfied. 6. THE NAIVE SIDE CHICK. she doesn't know the man is married. The man pretends to be single and want to marry her. She thinks she is in a serious relationship with him and cuts out other suitors. She can see the signs that things don't add up but she ignores them all. He is single on social media, no wedding pictures on his phone, she has met his relatives and even spoken to his mother. She end up finding out when she is neck deep into the relationship. Abeg i have tried...........add your own. # sidechicks 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Themainchick11(f): 7:58am On Apr 16, 2017 |
uyisteven:sexy oral?? Really,Steven lecture me |
Romance / Re: Drop Your Pick Up Lines... by Themainchick11(f): 10:18pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
you must be a terrorist cos you blow my mind away. Lame right? pick up lines are lame and they are for broke boys. 30billion for the account any day |
Celebrities / Re: Katung Aduwak, Kevin Chuwang, Efe: 3 Big Brother Winners Pictured Together by Themainchick11(f): 4:40pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
ok |
Celebrities / Re: Alibaba Celebrates Wedding Anniversary With Throwback Photos by Themainchick11(f): 4:25pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
happy married life to them o |
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