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helinues:
Are you relaying your current predicaments?

I slept sound. Unlike a male servant who would rather chase Obidients at 4:15 am.

helinues:
Any group or person that is against the progress and development of a country is commiting a treason.

The Obidients as a group have vowed not to see the progress and development of Nigeria ever since their principal loss in a contested election.

They have been coming online only to attack, abuse, insult and call all the progress made by this government propaganda's.

Let me hide this in-between as their average members don't read. They would proof why they must be banned with their utterances on this thread.

Isn't it time for the group to be banned and prosecuted for committing treason?

What should you be banned for, laziness, wickedness, evilness, lack of ambition in life, aßlicking, agberoism, and the list goes on. Which, Helinues?.

The illegality of Tinubu's accession to power brought this shame and degradation upon us as citizens of Nigeria.

Namaster:
Pay a criminal in a sane country and you'll be charged with aiding and abetting and thrown in jail. Pay a criminal in Nigeria, you'll be celebrated for being smart and invited to symposiums.

Are you talking to a certain El-Rufai?

We did told you Tinubu will steal Nigeria dry, then sell what is left thereof to his fellow criminals. Una neva see anything yet.

Ibrahimcoomasie:
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NAIRA EQUIVALENT
1 🇲🇱Mali: ₦2,266
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: ₦2,289
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: ₦2,196
5 🇹🇬Togo: ₦1,832
6 🇧🇯Benin: ₦1,779
4 🇬🇭Ghana: ₦1,594
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3 🇨🇲Cameroon: $1.391
5 🇹🇬Togo: $1.160
6 🇧🇯Benin: $1.127
4 🇬🇭Ghana: $1.009
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: $0.423

#StatiSense
(Global Petrol Prices)

Compare Nigeria with near equivalent oil producing countries in Africa. But, what is the price in Angola?. What is it in Libya, Algeria, Egypt, Sudan?. Vodoo statistician.

Why is Tinubu Yorubanizing Nigeria government?.

OLAADEGBU:
Source

This cultist needs to shut up. This is what happens when people refuse to work hard during their productive years and then become sycophants when they should be the conscience of their time.

gidgiddy:
You mean that Gowon and his Northern cohorts were in Lagos organising and directing the war against Biafrans, but your are surprised that Biafrans attempted to to head to Lagos to dislodge Gowon?

Really?

Maybe Biafran forces should have headed to Pankshin instead of Lagos. I've always said to anybody who cared to listen that you can't support Tinubu and survive with your brains intact.

paramakina202:
Tinubu will still rush to court to beg FBI not to release his information.

He can't stop it. The order to release is a pursuant to a fundamental US law.

Nonny95:
https://gazettengr.com/i-have-right-to-choose-my-replacement-in-senate-umahi/

No, you don't. That right and authority belong to Ebonyi people.

In Nigeria, it is always, I will, we will, future tense. How about, I have, we have?.
These deception masters in government houses don see us finish.

searchng4love:
Never mind. You're not worth the effort

I said this much about you way before now.

searchng4love:
Not surprised.

You certainly lack decency. What is so difficult about addressing the subject of the thread instead of publicly displaying your stupidity by being abusive.

searchng4love:
Stop doing drugs.

That's a message your drug addict father could use.

Nairaland narcissists have hailed him as the messiah of his time, but more rational minds recognize him for what he truly is: a thoroughly corrupt dictator and callous murderer. Though the BRICS summit just concluded in South Africa, the upcoming G20 summit in India is notably missing a key player, Mr. Paper Tiger himself.

As Ukraine, his neighboring country, has brought him to his knees, the tables have turned. Now, the hunter has become the hunted. The United States, the only remaining superpower in the world, has successfully confined the plush tiger cub. He can no longer roam outside of Russia.

Vladimir Putin, acting as both a president and a delusional world power, has dishonored and brought shame upon Russia in his delusional pursuit of power and a speedy return to the days when Mikhail Gorbachev had to liberate his people from total economic emasculation by the West.

Joe Biden is currently in India being received as the world leader that he is, while Vladimir is evading arrest pursuant to an arrest warrant tied on his neck by the Americans.

We can only hope that he will finally appear at the Hague in handcuffs, delivered there by his own people. Nevertheless, let's hope that none of Zelensky's drones or the incoming F-16 catches up with him first inside Russia.

APC aßlickers, where will you end up if you come down with a debilitating ailment?.

E no go pass LUTH. Use your heads.

The G20 meeting will hold on 9 and 10 September 2023 at Pragati Maidan, India.
But Ahmed Tinubu already departed for the said meeting a full 5 days ahead of scheduled commencement.

What are your thoughts?.

Defenders of the brethren. Make una rest small na.
Anything Tinubu, una go perch like fly on top wound. How much dem dey pay for this job?.

Take a break, Gents. Tomorrow is already here.

Regardless of one's leanings in the Ojukwu vs. Gowon Awolowo release debate, the median acceptable constant here is that Awo was in prison, a prisoner. Why was he in prison?

Like the man in the Aso Villa, who was also convicted of a crime (though he treacherously avoided jail time), Chief Obafemi Awolowo, the Yoruba demigod from Ikenne, southwest Nigeria, was a convict.

He was sentenced to 3 terms of imprisonment under Tafawa Balewa's government for conspiring with the Ghanaian authorities to overthrow the federal government. And he died a convict.

That the Yoruba chose to glorify a convicted felon is beyond the comprehension of any sane mind.

What would we hear today if Ojukwu had been thrown into the gulag for embezzlement, conspiracy and treason?. We for drink water drop cup like this.

Helinues would have published books and released serialized YouTube videos here and elsewhere.

So, what lesson can we learn from all of this? Our leaders across all our national divides are, for the most part, dishonorable, selfish, and corrupt individuals.

This wholesome knowledge makes a criminal mockery of those of us who are actually endowed with this knowledge but continue to collaborate with these societal misfits who are usually not worth the MR or MRS attached to their names.

This is the time for Nigerians to have a rethink, an AHA moment if you will.

Failing that, na una go still explain tire give una grand children.

helinues:
Again, how many bottles now cos you have actually been talking to yourself seriously.

You were saying? Let's start a fresh

You sef no dey hear word. I no dey jor. Lee me!.

helinues:
How many rounds of bottle now?

Talk truth. This incoherency no be here

Guy, the thing be say eh, even when you are offended, and e dey possible say pesin match your 2 legs. But because you sef be master offender, it becomes difficult to defend you.

Na dere the problem dey. Anyways, shebi na my mailbox you been follow talk before?, I no just dey now

helinues:
So you also didn't see anything wrong with the activities of the reported guy?

Would you pray for someone to scatter your business like this? I dey wait for your response

"This is the mailbox of, 00FFT00, I am currently unreachable. Please try again later."

helinues:
I can't count how many times I have created thread about this particular fellow who has been trolling me and others for years while both you and your mods couldn't do anything about his case.

It's this same guy that has been engaging in most of the scams on this forum hence using trolling to disguise.

He has been doing this madness for almost a decade on this forum, same as scam adverts.

Out of the 38 pages of my followers, this guy will have nothing less than 35 pages for the monikers he has been using to doing the trolling, how many are they for years? You should do the calculation.

This same born troller also have dedicated monikers for other victims, add all those monikers plus the scam adverts one, na how many registered members left?

Seun, that boy is killing your forum, its time to involve security operatives to handle his case.

Quit being a crybaby. Face your nemesis like the man you are supposed to be.

Buccalcavity2:
Many words no substance. Brevity is the soul of wit.
VAT is FG revenue. How is diaspora remittance FG revenue is the question not how can it be turned to revenue. Empty skull!
The thread is about fiscal matters

Sorry, my bad. I should've known not to respond to a compound idiot. Your academic education is a complete waste, if you received any, that is.

mokwechineme:
My first assignment is simple. Make Nigeria a confedration. Clearer - return Nigeria to regionalism where the regions have 80-90 percent right and decision to determine their own course

I'll also do what you've enumerated, but my first action by executive order will be much-needed housekeeping, thus

1. Arrest Tinubu

2. Outlaw all for-profit churches and mandates that in order to work as a pastor or Islamic preacher in Nigeria, you must attend and graduate from the equivalent of a seminary.

3. Arrest Tinubu again, then Buhari, including all their thieving partners. Alternatively, in keeping with Putin's playbook, Nigeria's past leaders known to have done us "strong thing" and their allies will start falling off windows and balconies or coming down with strange illnesses ala Arafat, Navalny, etc. They may even attend a national retreat like the criminal governors just did where the airplane simply falls off the sky.

4. By executive order, declare 12 years of free education compulsory for every Nigerian child, regardless of tribe or creed. Parents will go to jail if their ward or wards are absent from school for 21 days.

5. I will reintroduce the firing squad for armed robbery, kidnapping, banditry, boko haramism, and first-degree murder in all cases. The trial and appeals must be completed within 90 days, and the sentence must be carried out 14 days after all appeals have been exhausted. The execution must also take place in a designated place in the local government area of each convict.

6. By executive order, all cases of corruption exceeding #1 million will automatically attract the death penalty by lethal injection or hanging, and causing harm to an electoral process in any significant manner shall carry a mandatory 21 years imprisonment. This law shall apply retroactively to Maurice Iwu, Yakubu Mahmoud, Dele Alake, etc.

7. No church or mosque shall have more than 3 branches in any state, and upon petition for exemption from this limitation, if granted, shall pay taxes comparable to any limited liability corporation with attendant regulatory oversight (religion shall not be business).

8. Establish and mandate a functional national ID system under the local government system but tied to a central national database management authority and mandate every citizen and resident of Nigeria to be registered at their place of primary residence within 7 days or face prosecution. This system will also form our national election and citizen welfare management system.

9. Establish a national health care system based on single-payer to be run by the private sector in accordance with existing laws. This will be mandatory for every citizen, with heavy fines for willful noncompliance. For employees, employers must provide a 50% counterpart payment.

10. Establish a police and crime database where misdemeanors and felonies, DNA data, and fingerprints of every citizen and resident who has violated the laws of the land are registered and must remain there for a minimum of 10 years. Indefinitely in the case of murder.

11. A lot of housekeeping to do. Then it will be time to restructure the country along regional lines while respecting resource control for each region.

12. We will maintain a weakened national government at the center, headed by a president elected by a parliament made up of regional representatives based on which party received the most votes and reached a certain threshold. If that threshold is not met, the party with the most votes must form a coalition with another party or parties to meet that requirement (FCT's 25% says hello!).

This requires a detailed construction, so...

13. Unfortunately, the foregoing is simply unattainable as a civilian head of government. Make me quickly go join the army. I dey come...

Kukutente23:
Toh. Educate me how diaspora remittance is part of govt revenue, Prof.

Abeg, rest Helinus.

Buccalcavity2:
How is $25bn diaspora remittance a revenue? Must you comment? Arh!!!

Look, try to discuss at your level of competence. Do not jump into every discussion because data has become cheap.
Shey people who received these remittances from abroad spent them in Ghana?. When they pay hospital fees, tuition fees, buy at the markets, pay T-fare, buy gala and coke, how much VAT do you think they paid?. What is the definition of income in your mind?.

How much of that money do the manufacturing industries pay as taxes to the government?.

Do you even have any idea what a monthly remittance of over $2 billion is to today's Nigerian economy?. What was your national budget in 2021 and what percentage of that budget does $25 billion represent?.

Too many questions, I agree, but I'm trying to jumpstart your knucklehead. Some of you go just open mouth waah, dey talk nonsense. Oluwole economists . Na free oil money wey una "govno" dey go Abuja collect monthly I blame.

Nigeria can easily earn $100 billion a year in remittances from abroad if the government develops and exploits a carefully structured program to export our unemployed graduates trained under our subsidized tertiary education (mis)system.

Our population is exploding and so is the number of youths, both educated and uneducated, entering the workforce every year. In a non-producing country like Nigeria, what is the plan to avert a looming national youth unemployment disaster that will soon engulf this country?.

I do not get time today, chuck mouth for my matter another time wey I get a few minutes to spare make I educate you and your fellow ITK comrades.

Kukutente23:
Diaspora is not part of govt revenue

Shut up. Illiterate!

Kukutente23:
This shows that the fixation with oil revenue is misplaced. Non- oil revenue is what's keeping the govt running.
And we know the non- oil revenue consists more of different kinds of taxes.
Who said Nigerians don't pay tax?

Don't forget the yearly $25 billion diaspora remittances. That is a $2 billion individual monthly palliative largess from well-meaning Nigerians to this dishonest, faltering, corrupt government without which Nigeria would've become visibly bankrupt.