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@sexyzee
no probs gurl, i will teach u too, but we have to open another thread titled o4ka teaches sexyzee how to rap, i will open it now, al your lectures will be in that thread. aight?

seems deelady is never online.ish

ok kool, ama holla at u in d thread

deelady:
@ Teacher O4ka, I seriously hope u can c dis, I really nid u 2 teach me hw 2 rap, I only write and sing well but jeez, I really 1a learn hw 2 rap .

Please get bk @ me. Thnx

i have hollered back at u deelady, check one of the threads,

terry g testing microphone is the dopest beat in nigerian history. ;d ;d ;d

@sexyzee
no probs gurl, i will teach u too, but we have to open another thread titled o4ka teaches sexyzee how to rap, i will open it now, al ur lectures will be in that thread. aight?

is nellaluv fallling in love for mobingo ?? so lalaboi has given up, what a shame!

well impressive , but rhyming is making the last word of your rapverse sound alike when u pronounce em
which means if you are trying to rhyme , you must always make sense , you mustnt force words to rhyme if they dont make sense , example

am chillin right here with the chic fatfish
she's learning how to rap and she's doing that quick
am spitting real rhymes and am freestyling
cuz i have to rap tighter than a real virgin.

now take a look at the last words, only , do u notice how dissimilar and different they are yet they still sound good together, u must always imagine that your rhyming to a beat (instrumental that the only way u will be good)

am gonna record this line above as a song on any beat (mp3 and upload it for u so u will see that u must always rhyme to a beat even if the beat is not there. u must pretend and act as if you are hearing an imaginary beat .ok?

the first words that lead to the last word do not have to rhyme but the last words must always be similar to the last
but always ensure u make sense when your rhyming,

thats lesson one

lesson 2 will be freestyling ,lesson 3 metaphors , but first i will give u a class work to freestyle and rhyme about hiphop. which means your only gonna rhyme with only words that ends with hop, jump, cop, up, etc etc.
am waiting for u hun. your classwork is rhyme with hiphop

FatFish:
When I rhyme, I don't just rhyme the last syllable of the word, I rhyme the first part aswell as the last part.
ie I wouldn't rhyme 'FatFish' with 'Big Bich' cuz 'big' doesn't rhyme with 'fat'. So I would change it to 'flat fish' because flat rhymes with fat. the first part needs to rhyme aswell as the last part,

well impressive , but rhyming is making the last word of your rapverse sound alike when u pronounce em
which means if you are trying to rhyme , you must always make sense , you mustnt force words to rhyme if they dont make sense , example

am chillin right here with the chic fatfish
she's learning how to rap and she's doing that quick
am spitting real rhymes and am freestyling
cuz i have to rap tighter than a real virgin.

now take a look at the last words, only , do u notice how dissimilar and different they are yet they still sound good together, u must always imagine that ur rhyming to a beat (instrumental that the only way u will be good)

am gonna record this line above as a song on any beat (mp3 and upload it for u so u will see that u must always rhyme to a beat even if the beat is not there. u must pretend and act as if you are hearing an imaginary beat .ok?

the first words that lead to the last word do not have to rhyme but the last words must always be similar to the last
but always ensure u make sense when your rhyming,

thats lesson one

lesson 2 will be freestyling ,lesson 3 metaphors ,  but first i will give u a class work to freestyle and rhyme about hiphop. which means your only gonna rhyme with only words that ends with hop, jump, cop, up, etc etc.
am waiting for u hun. your classwork is rhyme with hiphop

ok welcome my lovely student ,
first lesson , what do u understand by rhyming? and flowing?

where is deelady to resume o4ka's lectures

ok fatfish i know u love rapping a lot and i see that u wanna learn , so if ur ready am ready .
am gon turn u into a sick female rapper in less than 2 months, sign in when ur ready for 04ka's nairaland school of rapping

kills should stop rapping and start singing, he is a berra singer than rapper, judging from scoobidobeedoo song

@sonye
just drop the argument , this kinda post makes u look like ur hating , if u dont like it just pass

FatFish:
What is this school thingy? How do I get into it?

i will teach u how to rap like a professional and beat everywhere in here. if u wanna join my school of rap lemme know so i can open a thread for u too. are u interested??

Genuflect:
Music Men. Those are Banky's guys

oh music men , hmm that beat is mad. thats a fcukin battle beat


@thread
has anybody noticed how sossick's dagrin ft darkpoet's 'make doe' beat was ?

ok lemme think of a sick beat
faze originality beat ,even modenine had to jump on that beat for a remix
death blow 2 beat, sick !
str8butah -fire , sick beat produced by xyz
str8buttah uncontrolled substance produced by xyz, these are the sickest beats in naija hiphop history
then banky w ft modenine -''talking to u'', who the hell made that beat ?

H.J:
Cant Ghetto P drop a single cuz that dude literally killed the whole of sauce kid's album wit just one verse.
Well back to the album review, a 4 out of ten. But i cant get ma mind off distribution, keep it pushin and the game needs me.

'u go dey put your hand for tortoise yansh'#edondeymadt.

real talk, the beats on those 4 joints are dope

wow nice thread, where the Bleep are my boys

ok lemme think of a sick beat
faze originality beat ,even modenine had to jump on that beat for a remix
death blow 2 beat, sick !
str8butah -fire , sick beat produced by xyz
str8buttah uncontrolled substance produced by xyz, these are the sickest beats in naija hiphop history
then banky w ft modenine -''talking to u'', who the hell made that beat ?

deelady:
@ Ofokasibe Please how do i enrol in your school. I nid u 2 teach me how 2 rap lyk u did 4 Gaby abeg. U can contact me thru my profile.

Holler bak @ moi plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

*Thnk ya*

ok this is 04kasibe. deelady if you are ready to enrol into my school.
then come to this thread i opened for u https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-494468.0.html#msg6545934

meanwhile i guess u need to add me on fb, send ur facebook addy to punchlinee@yahoo.com

Well as the nairaland king of creativity 04ka aka ofokasibe wishes to contribute his quarter to human development by teaching deelady; how to become a sick rapper in a record time of 3weeks.
deelady will enrol to the ofokasibe school of battle rapping through a nairaland scholarship
shaz will hop in once in a while to give deelady expert advice .
shaz is actually an expatraite to be flown to the school by ofokasibe on a first class plane.
guest lecturers to be invited for public lecture includes benjamz from the east, mailmalc from ben , Sauron from Uk, Ibime from Uk, and mukina from the great gambia.

Time frame-3weeks lectures, exam to follow immediately after that.
Grand patron -04ka
Vice chancellor- 04ka
sponsor-lalaboi
student -deelady
Banker/school fees collector/treasurer-hybrid
school fees/tuition fees- free .deelady is on ofokasibe's hiphop scholarship
hiphop lecturer-ofokasibe aka the flame spittin viper
course/subject to be offered- Hiphop 101 the art of becoming a sick rapper
lecturer's background- lecturer ofokasibe graduated from the school of multiple retards with BSc, Mba, Phd in MRCism.
school cleaners- bjmighty and fl gators, ileke idi
o4ka's rap school janitor-nellaluv


Final exam -deelady to battle ofokasibe in a 3 round battle . The nairaland public to decide winner by voting
exam goal--deelady must beat ofokasibe to graduate
certificate to be awarded in 3 weeks- deelady will be crowned the best new female rapper in 2010.

time for lectures , deelady oya sign in when your ready. am all urs.

Ileke-IdI:
Do you think I'll marry you after all your disses? shiooooooooooor

love is blind my love, the best love stories on earth start with d man and woman fighting after that sexxxx
plus i never dissed u ,,,,,,,, abi no be mr fear fear raze receive ebora's warning shot

lalaboi:
Na me be sleeping Dog innit?. . .

na, am not replying jor. . . No be only me he diss for the track na. .

Gosh i dont belief lalaboi will run like razor pussi, lalaboi how can u allow benjams finish u openly like this, 5 minutes ago it was lalaboi on top, now its benjams,,, story don change o, lalaboi reply him now for the records.

Ileke-IdI:
@Benjy
O4kaa, deal with him for me, sweety

go and call ur boyfriend make he come battle am, lalaboi and everybody don dey fear benjams nowadays besides he is my boy jo;.

@lalaboi
go and hire kano, dizzie rascal and british rappers in north london to feature on ur next reply buhahaha,
benjams 3 -lalaboi 1 , lalaboi u need to finish him for us, for the nairaland fans of diss music .nairaland rocks

lalaboi:
Na me be sleeping Dog innit?. . .

na, am not replying jor. . . No be only me he diss for the track na. .

Gosh i dont belief lalaboi will run like razor pussi, lalaboi how can u allow benjams finish u openly like this, 5 minutes ago it was lalaboi on top, now its benjams,,, story don change o, lalaboi reply him now for the records.

Ileke-IdI:
@Benjy
O4kaa, deal with him for me, sweety

go and call ur boyfriend make he come battle am, lalaboi and everybody don dey fear benjams nowadays besides he is my boy jo;.

@lalaboi
go and hire kano, dizzie rascal and british rappers in north london to feature on ur next reply buhahaha,
benjams 3 -lalaboi 1 , lalaboi u need to finish him for us, for the nairaland fans of diss music .nairaland rocks

GbeduN:
I use Fruity loops myself and it works great. you guys who are serious about trying it out should try it!

yeah of course

nellaluv:
You try wella. 1-1

no its not 1-1, its 3 -1 benjams scored a hattrick according to tosinadeda the so called referee.
lalabioi has to reply now with olamide as the back u singer or make lala give olamide verse 3 sef. make she rap.

nellaluv:
I know say you be igbo boy, galaboiy lalaboiy london neva polish you wella your accent na die , no disrespect , afterall it's nairaland

lsee yawa , na lalaboi sorry galaboi na him nellaluv dey yab like this ? wtf. chei see wetin benjamz do lala
lalaboi u have to come back hard on this one. or them go dey yab u forever.

nellaluv:
Where chamotex, come enter booth, the guy diss your papa, no let am go free

chamotex sef don dey fear benjamz .lmfao.

nellaluv:
Where is razorblade ooo

razor blade is scared to diss o4ka, he cant even reply benjamz punchlines and metaphors talkless of ofoka,
if he reply o4ka na there him career end.

playah P:
Fruity loops is for rookies if you ask me,
I started using fruity loops way back then.

I think ABLETON IS the best if you are skilled.
Lets upload beats, i have some mis-fired projects that i don't mind sharing

shows u already have a biased mind because u use albeton . meanwhile upload ur misfired projects lets see if u got real skills.

Mobinga:
^^ you don start?

start wetin, u no go go reply benjamz punchlines ??mobinga . mobingo.

I AM THE KING OF BEATS IN THIS BIATCHHH ,,,,,,
,REASON 4 IS SO OUTTA OF COMPETITION , FRUITY IS THE SHITNITS, ASK OF O4KA THE NAIRALAND UNDISPUTED KING OF BEATS , EBORA MERINDINLOGUN TONGBE NU IGBO NAIRALAND. 

PLAYAH P I SEE U.!

WHERE THE EFF IS MY WIFE FL GATORS.?

OH MY GAWD, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
, MY NAIRALAND PEOPLE WHATS THE LATEST GIST MEN?? , BENJAMS DON REPLY, GOSH , DRAMA GROUP DON LAND.
LEMME DOWNLOAD QUICKLY , BENJAMS NICE ONE, FROM THE COMMENTS AM SAYING IT SEEMS U DID JUSTICE TO THE DISS. NICE ONE , LEMME DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN FIRST , I WILL BE BACK WITH MY EBORA MERINDINLOGUN COMMENTS.

I LOVE NAIRALAND DRAMA GROUP.