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PoliticsRe: More Northerners Detained In Fresh Abia Raid. by 0merta(m): 4:09pm On Jul 08, 2014
NoreenUG: the gods have already inflicted those puss-filled boils on your mother's vag!nal walls, and that was 9 months before u were born.
omo ale jatijati.
Oloriburuku ara e ti e gbo Yoruba?

Ta ni o ko e?


...good to know you understand Yoruba sha! Keep it up!

Fuckin' Ingrates who earn their livelihoods in SW, live safely in SW, School freely in SW public schools...and still have the temerity to come online to insult the Yorubas!
PoliticsRe: More Northerners Detained In Fresh Abia Raid. by 0merta(m): 4:00pm On Jul 08, 2014
anago18: egbon mo wa pa ooo, ise kan gba omi mu ni enu ijo meta yin ni. pelu wahala boko haram ni abuja wa yin ni.
Oro awon Boko Aramu yii sun mi gan!

Mo l'ero pe o ma di ohun atijo l'aipe, l'aijina...
PoliticsRe: More Northerners Detained In Fresh Abia Raid. by 0merta(m): 3:53pm On Jul 08, 2014
anago18: baba oooo walahi o to ijo meta. she alafia ni e wa sha.
Ojo kan pelu!

Mo gentle, Baba! Ki lo n shele? Se daada ni?
PoliticsRe: More Northerners Detained In Fresh Abia Raid. by 0merta(m): 3:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
NoreenUG: truly truly, you yorubas are dumb. and not just dumb, but with low IQs. this explains your low test scores in every national exam.
according to the news, the imams were arrested by soldiers, were they not? now tell me, are the soldiers exclusively igbo?
who controls the army if not the federal government? now tell me, who makes up the federal government? just igbos?
pls, it's not too difficult to pull ur heads out of ur asses u know.
Can you confirm your emboldened assertion with verifiable links and Proofs?

If not, May the gods inflict you with boils around your Cl!toris and An@l Sphincter!

Oloshi!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by 0merta(m): 9:10am On Jul 08, 2014
milychocs: Why did you go and hurt someone's feelings like this?
I think it is good that she is showing an interest in the beautiful game....

Just correct her nicely
Some of us are trying to "get" this game that makes the world stand still (ok the world minus a large chunk of the US, India, etc)

Anyway.....I dunno why I am replying this...I kinda felt for the babe you quoted
(Shrugs)
I should mind my business...
Cheers
You replied 'cos you felt for the Babe, right?

Anyways, I apologized subsequently! You can check...
EducationRe: 13-year-old Adegboyega Emerges Cowbell Mathematics Champion by 0merta(m): 9:00am On Jul 07, 2014
Dhelake: God punish you for calling Ota a Village, Even Nairaland operates from that village
Ki l'omode mo?
Music/RadioRe: What's Your Best Genre Of Music? by 0merta(m): 8:59am On Jul 07, 2014
Tupac-Rap!

Is that a Genre? huh

Play Me some 'Pac, Mister DeeJay!
EducationRe: 13-year-old Adegboyega Emerges Cowbell Mathematics Champion by 0merta(m):
sapientia1: Kinda confused, was the competition for south-westerners only?
No!

...but Somebody should check if the sole Sponsor of the competition, Promasidor Nigeria Limited, is Yoruba-owned.

How can all the Winners and virtually all the winning secondary Schools be South-western?

Not even Lagos-based Schools...but schools from that village called Ota in Ogun state; rusty-roofs Ibadan, Oyo state and bushy Ilesha, Osun state.

Something must be fishy!

Evergreen123, are you there?

grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Censors Approve 'half Of A Yellow Sun' by 0merta(m): 9:47am On Jul 05, 2014
coolzeal: "The movie, which had been previously banned over partially taking place during the Biafran War". The war existed, it's our history and over 2 million Igbo's lost their lives. i wonder why they have not probe the culprits of that war/genocide.
How about the thousands of Yorubas, Hausas and other Nigerians that died on the other side of the divide?

It was a War, Nigger and all's fair in War!

Besides, the killings of the then Prime Minister, the Premiers of the North and South west and intentionally sparing the South Eastern Premier in a coup executed by IGBO Soldiers was the Genesis of the War...
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Censors Approve 'half Of A Yellow Sun' by 0merta(m):
Sheenor: what reason do they have to ban it in first place.
The explicit sex scenes and the sheer, wanton Violence, I think!

Also, the mockery of the late Sardauna of Sokoto, Sir Ahmadu Bello was uncalled for. According to the book, he was said to have hidden behind his wives on hearing the first shot from Chukwuma Nzeogwu's Rifle. On sighting Nzeogwu, the Sardauna was said to have defeacated in his Pants, begged for his Life and bleated like a Goat!

The Sardauna was the Cultural and Religious head of all Northern Muslims. What rational Person expects the Hausas not to avenge the Death of their Leader by the Killings meted out on Igbos?
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Censors Approve 'half Of A Yellow Sun' by 0merta(m):
Wow! I hope to see the Movie version of Chimamanda's excellent play with words...

...can't wait to see the look on Richard's face when his Pecker wouldn't stand erect even while in bed with Kainene...

...can't wait to see hilarious Ugwu day-dreaming of f0ndling and sucking Nnesinachi's Bre@sts; and his quickies with Chinyere, the Neighbour's house girl...

And Olanna peeing on her body on seeing the mutilated corpses of Azike and her other relatives in Kano!

"Half of a Yellow Sun" is undoubtedly one of the greatest Novels to come out of Africa; definitely Chimamanda's best till date. Even though there were some distortions of facts in the book, I think it was a lovely expose on the culture of the Igbos and what they went through during the Civil war; very pitiable!

I learnt a lot from that book!

I no be Cinema person o but I must hit Leisure Mall in Surulere for this one. Make I even use that opportunity see how Cinemas dey look like sef...

Meanwhile, Igbo folks out there, I've forgotten what Kainene means. Can someone help me out?
HealthRe: Intimate Wash Product: Its Side Effects Or Benefits by 0merta(m): 10:57am On Jul 01, 2014
Ishilove: Hmm. This serves as a lesson to men who like sticking their mouth down women's nether regions. If only, underneath a microscope, they could see what they are slurping with their tongues, they'd leave their oral cavities out of puccies. cheesy cheesy
Food for thought...

Pu$sie-lickin' Niggers are aware of the fact that it ain't too cool down there but they do it just to fully satisfy their B!tches; to take her to Cloud 9 sort of. It's an act of Sacrifice, you know! Utter Sacrifice...Putting your Oral orifice and health at risk just to make her climax!

My Nigger once tasted and swallowed his B!tch's Menstrual blood! The B!tch started her monthly thing while he was busy cleaning her Labia and Cl!t with his tongue. He confessed he swallowed some pints of blood, thinking it was the usual v@g!nal fluid, as his eyes were closed in fictitious ecstasy...Nigger said he emptied one close-up toothpaste in his mouth thereafter! I told him he should have drunk Dettol and Izal too to quell the bacteria that must have gone in with the blood.

Meanwhile, Ishilove, how do you feel getting your v@g!na licked? I heard some Ladies would deny even Jesus Christ in such euphoric moments! Or are you a "Virgin" in that regard?

I'd also want to know if the bacteria that go in during Cunn!lingus are benign or malignant when in the body system of Pu$sie-lickin' Niggers...Is it safe, health-wise for them?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by 0merta(m): 4:48pm On Jun 30, 2014
Lily4star: Stop taking it Personal, what's hard in correcting the mistake, I meant an Algeria vs Naija Semi Final, some guyss sha
Oya, no vex, Madam!

...but I doubt the feasibility of a Nigeria, Algeria Semi-final!

We must win this match sha o!
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by 0merta(m): 4:28pm On Jun 30, 2014
Lily4star: I predict an all African Semis cos African teams do well against European teams, Naija winning against France ll give them morale.

We can do this, An African team for the Semi-Finals, I really do believe it cos this is a World Cup full of surprises already
All these Ladies wey go wan show say dem sef sabi Football...

How many African teams are left in the tournament that's making you predict an All-African Semis?

You think We're talking Brazilian hair here?

Mtchewwww!

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