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analice107:
If you were my younger brother, you won't be walking the streets, because very soon you'd begin to hurt people. You belong in an asylum.

This did not answer the questions above.

nuclearboy:
@Vesc:

Aliens too?

5 naira, 15 naira, 200 naira, 1 dollar, a bag of cowries, my bathroom slippers, the breeze blowig right now - all na god then depending on the viewer!

So whats new?

This is golden. So before I even realised my godhood, some guys have realised it far far ahead of me in this Naija However, my mission on earth is to let everyone know that the gods should not be worshipped.

Chapter Ninety-Eight
1. The homos of Gara soon went to their king and said, the land of Ituno which you allowed to remain beside our own is like when a homo puts fire on top of his roof, saying, I shall sleep and nothing shall happen.
2. Have you forgotten that Ituno was sent out of the land forcefully? And he does not like our land at all. For the king whom we have even deified is the same Ituno ridiculed and cursed greatly.
3. Now if we think that Ituno who cursed king Eneyufo and mocked our legends shall remain nice to us, then it is a mistake. Now O king, let us take the land and expand our land into it before they become great in number and come for us in multitude.
4. Are we not aware of how some homos flooded into the land from all over the places? And if they continue to enter the land, they shall be more than us twice. And the mind of the King shall say to him, go and attack Gara and swallow it up.
5. Now the king said, let the priests be consulted first. And let all the Wise homos of the land come to the palace. And we shall make decision whether to go or not.
6. Now all the elders of the land came together. And they were thirty one. And the king said, let us hear your decisions. And all the elders except one, agreed that they should attack Gara first.
7. But Ohere the father of Ituno said, it is not wise that we should go and attack Igara first. For they did not attack us. Have we not agreed with them that we shall not make battle with them?
8. Now all the elders said, keep quiet Ohere, for you say this because Ituno is your son.
9. And Ohere said, I say this to preserve our land, for this Ituno is a god in a human flesh. And I fear that we shall not be able to conquer him. Now tell me, which of you homos can survive in the evil forest for years without being killed by wild animals?
10. Or which of you can survive after facing a two-headed monster snake? Did Ituno not kill a two-headed monster snake?
11. Now let us be careful not to fall into his hands. For he is not a homo but a god and he shall defeat us because he does not work with numbers but with strength.
12. Now the elders were angry at the saying of Ohere. And they sent him out of the palace, saying, you are fighting for your son while we have the whole Kingdom to protect.
13. Now the king said, let us also consult the oracle. And we shall know if we should go or not. So they consulted the priest and when he had cast the cowries, he said, let us go after them. For the gods shall give us the victory.
14. So they got ready, saying, we shall attack Igara tomorrow evening.
15. Now Ohere gathered his family together and said, let us go immediately to Igara to see our son. And I know that he shall take us. For rather than being defeated and punished along with Gara, it shall go well to be with Igara while they conquer.
16. And Ohere took twenty-four homos out of the land the same evening, for he feared being seen by the homos of his land. And when Ohere and his people reached the border places, five guards of the land of Igara held them, saying, you are intruders.
17. Now when they had taken them to Ituno, he saw that they were his family members. And Ituno said, why did you come here without notifying me? What if the guards had shot the sticks at you?
18. Ada mi, Onya mi, what have you done?
19. And they said, we have come for the safety of Igara. For the elders of Gara and the king of Gara have conspired and they have planned to attack Igara tomorrow. Did they not send me out of their meeting and discuss, saying, let us go in the evening? For I eavedropped and heard all the things they said.
20. So Ituno said to the people, let all the guards gather together. And let them take weapons and stay in the borders. And let them attack the Garans as soon as they are sighted. For we know certainly that it is for war they come if they come in numbers more than five.
21. But if they come in a number of five or below, we allow them, saying they have come to deliver some messages.
22. Now while the guards of Igara waited in the rocks, they saw the armies of Gara entering the land. And they were about a hundred and fifty in number, which is more than all the numbers of soldiers in Igara.
23. For the guards of Igara were fifty-two. And the servants of the king were twenty-one. And the heads of the guards were two, being Ijala and Kukute.
24. Now the homos of Gara grouped themselves in tens and went different directions. For some shall enter Igara through the bush and some shall enter through the hills.
25. Now the homos of Igara grouped themselves in threes. And they went in the directions of the Garans. And they attacked the Garans first, three against ten. And the warriors of Igara defeated the warriors of the Garans because they were much prepared. And the traps which they had set in different parts of the land caught the Garans when they entered Igala. And they who were caught by traps were twenty-three. And the rest of them were defeated.
26. And they took the warriors of Garans left and bound them before Ituno the king.
27. And Ituno said to Ijala, count the warriors of Igara left and tell us if they are enough to take the whole of Gara. And Ijala counted them. And they were forty-nine, for some had died and some wounded in the battle.
28. And Ituno said, some homos came into the land yesterday, being about a hundred in number. And they are from Ubini. Now let me see if their strong homos shall join us in the battle.
29. And when Ituno had spoken with them, fifteen of them agreed to join hands to take Gara. And they were sixty-four warriors altogether. And they went to Gara and conquered it. And they took the king of Gara and sent him away.
30. And Igara expanded itself upon Gara and the amalgamated lands became Igara. And Ituno became the king over the whole kingdom of Igara. And the fame of Igara went about. And Ituno lived long upon the throne.

4kings:
Eusebius!

Reminds me of that stvpid guy who attacked me when I never even knew someone like him existed. Mumu Eusebius.

This thread makes me laff sotey my dimples disappear. Felix Omogbeyin, pls take heart u hear ? As per the thread over there.

hopefulLandlord:
no I didn't, tell me about it

Is it possible for me to fall victim of scam to that unintelligent 4evergod in the first place? That's what u should help ask her. They just think everyone online is a fool or what

hopefulLandlord:
no I didn't, tell me about it

Is it possible for me to fall victim of scam to that unintelligent 4evergod in the first place? That's what u should help ask her.

Three days to go, the d-day is almost here. Praise Otem Hallelujah.

bennyann:
I can see your mistake obviously as if there's no room for editing

I will use shame to ask you if you're an atheist?

And I will use shame to reply that I am not an atheist. But rather, I am the knower of God who created yahweh, Atum, Vishnu, Allah, Moloch etc.

Chapter Eight

A song of Kingjahzmineking: My Life
1. My life, I hope you see my love texts?, hope you read them?, tell me what you feel.
2. Oh my life, I never meant to hurt you by denying you some pleasures you deserve, don't you worry because they are well preserved.
3. My body has been your home from day one, I know when you're not happy, all your thoughts are so clear to me, you wanna be there in the sky like a shinning star, and you wanna make fortune your own all the day long.
4. I heard what you say, you hope the love you found stay, you used to wonder why you pray, and yet you are not seeing the ray.
5. Rejoice!, for here comes a new you, try to meet him, embrace him, lead him to me your body.
6. I can't wait anymore, to see you shine in a new way, because you are now a new man in me.
7. My dear life, don't hesitate to change to a New me.

A song of Realmindz:


8. The fool says in his heart, question not the gods, for he has refused to think that only the truth can stand the test of scrutiny.
9. The fear of a god is the beginning of ignorance. The lack of critical reasoning is the end of knowledge.
10. Ignorance is bliss to those who think they have found wisdom, for they have been blinded by the scrolls of their white slave masters.
Africa! Africa! Why have thou sold your brains so cheaply, to deny your heritage and demonize it.
11. The most powerful gift lies in the head, the most powerful tool lies in the scrolls of the gods.
A scroll so powerful to the foolish but meaningless to the wise.

12. A gift so meaningful to the wise, but meaningless to the worshippers of gods.

13. Oh Africa, worry not, for a future generation shall come, who shall be so powerful in the use of the brain and behold the pride of Africa shall glow.

Ahasco:
that of yahweh, did he really say all that? i mean i never came across it in the doctofus.

It isn't in the Doctufos I'm writing down on nairaland, but when everythingvis complete you will see it there. If you have any poem or song u feel like letting the future world read about, you can post it here too. Realmindz and Kingjahzmine have opened the floor already.

KingJahzmineKing:
A Song of Kingjahzmine: My Life

A Song of Kingjahzmine: My Life

1. My life, I hope you see my love texts?, hope you read them?, tell me what you feel.
2. Oh my life, I never meant to hurt you by denying you some pleasures you deserve, don't you worry because they are well preserved.
3. My body has been your home from day one, I know when you're not happy, all your thoughts are so clear to me, you wanna be there in the sky like a shinning star, and you wanna make fortune your own all the day long.
4. I heard what you say, you hope the love you found stay, you used to wonder why you pray, and yet you are not seeing the ray.
5. Rejoice!, for here comes a new you, try to meet him, embrace him, lead him to me your body.
6. I can't wait anymore, to see you shine in a new way, because you are now a new man in me.
7. My dear life, don't hesitate to change to a New me.

realmindz:
A Song of Realmindz

The fool says in his heart, question not the gods, for he has refused to think that only the truth can stand the test of scrutiny.
The fear of a god is the beginning of ignorance
The lack of critical reasoning is the end of knowledge.
Ignorance is bliss to those who think they have found wisdom, for they have been blinded by the scrolls of their white slave masters.
Africa! Africa! Why have thou sold your brains so cheaply, to deny your heritage and demonize it.

The most powerful gift lies in the head, the most powerful tool lies in the scrolls of the gods.
A scroll so powerful to the foolish but meaningless to the wise.
A gift so meaningful to the wise, but meaningless to worshippers of gods.

Oh Africa, worry not, for a future generation shall come, who shall be so powerful in the use of the brain and behold the pride of Africa shall glow.

Omo, these gbedus fine gan. Fimile je n j'aiye. Badt Gbedu.

bennyann:
I thought space is a she?

Now I'm Anas

Anyway you obsessed me with your obsessions by spamming my page with obsessional mentions. Don't be an obsessionist

Can't someone make mistake in peace again
And did you not see the word 'sorry' in my post or you don't forgive typos? It's d other way round, you mention me obsessionally more than I have ever mentioned you. For example this current thread, who mentioned the other person first, oya use shame answer my question

hausadreturn:
The link to the acts of the 419 is hidden or removed. Is there another link this can be viewed from?

None for now. The 419 in question seems to be enjoying NL protection.

bennyann:
There goes another obsession with you Otem? Are you sure you're OK? Sure you don't need the services of the doctors in the house?

Let spacetacular come and treat me nah. I heard he's a doctor. One thing about me is that I have aversions for scammers. So my supposed obsession is because I'm fighting against scammers. However, you Anas, sorry Ann, have obsession for my obsession and u can hardly do without mentioning it. How about that?