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Christianity EtcRe: Worldy Music: Compiled By Otem From Billions Of Years Forward by 0temAtum: 1:09pm On Jul 29, 2017
A Rhyme of Otem, composed when Abubakar Muyiwa challenged him to a Contest in the name of his god Yahweh : Yahweh vs Otem (The Power Contest)

16. It's time for another psychological contest
A challenge from Muyiwa Abubakar to test,
The power of fictitious Jesus on Atum's best
It's gonna bring the mighty fun of July to rest
As the D-day is the wonderful day of rest
It will be Saturday July 29 in the Nigerian South West
Who are going to to be our special guests?
As we make fun of Yahweh the evil beast.
Yahweh the stain of peace and the evil yeast
Whose words enslaved the minds of those who should be blest
Making humanity have the mindsets of the pests

17. It's not the first time Otem is making a mockery of this Yahweh
In the case of Arinze Goddy who thinks that using threats is the way
But ended up being the one left in total dismay
I'm sorry because I've tried to be silent on such funny display
Which left that user of Urim in total disarray
But I've got to bring it up again for the sake of today
For the purpose of this wonderfully written rhyme for the DeeJay
It was the story of how he prophesied against Otem to say
"You'll beg for bread within Twenty-One days from today"
I was glad because the prophecy made my day
And on July 7 the wonderful deadline D-day
I was here again putting recharge cards and money on display
And the prophesier himself ended up begging after two days
With his account number publicly on Nairaland display

18. It reminds me also of the case of Samuel Ekwueme the scammer
Who thinks that by duping the sheeple he would hammer
And sincerely he was doing his job well as the spammer
Who spams the Internet with his false testimonies like a dreamer
And when I told everyone he's a scammer he stammers
And he called me to plead for mercy and a cool of my temper.
Thinking that his scamming jobs I could hamper.
Okay I'm not actually a rapper
Therefore I'll cut my wrapper according to the cloth with the draper
This is to say I won't go into this story deeper
But I'll conclude by telling you the end of the story of Ekwueme the duper
He's currently on the run while at every news he sees he scampers
Fearing that he would soon be made to wear the prison slippers


19. Now GoodMuyis aka Abubakar Muyiwa the prophet
Today is the D-day to be humbled by Yahweh the puppet
But it didn't happen as Yahweh is caught in a spiritual net
Come and see me hit his head with a mallet
And dump my fat solid poo in his mouth like a toilet
Who is Yahweh where god Otem is making him his pet?
I have made the change of the brains of the gullible my target.
And Yahweh is left with no option than to regret.
I am sweeping all bad gods under the carpet
Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Mazda shall I put in my waste basket
And leave them there for the generations to come in the sunset
Come join me to sing the song of victory blowing the trumpets
Sing from the corners of your houses to the markets
As we dump all the evil gods of the evil books in the caskets.
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 12:37pm On Jul 29, 2017
GoodMuyis:
Cumulatively, how much has being loaded so far?
Load this so u can know how much you have personally loaded


MTN: 4938 4978 2886 3259

cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 12:35pm On Jul 29, 2017
Leonbonapart:
I never prophesied seven days to you young man... wait and see your end
LOL...
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 10:20am On Jul 29, 2017
excellence44:
I think you need to see the psychologist soonest.
So it seems to you, but the xtians need the psychologists the most. I'm a psychologist myself.
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:44am On Jul 29, 2017
Now this
Etisalat: 6009- 0010-4414-861

Coming back later...
I've gotta do the day's activity...
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:42am On Jul 29, 2017
francisbiz: You play with everything,
May THE GOD THAT ANSWERS BY FIRE, JEHOVAH WHO YOU MOCKED WITH HIS HEBREW NAME judge you in his own way, and may JEHOVAH visit you with plagues; may JEHOVAH make your ways to be dark and slippery.
May JEHOVAH humble you to public confession, in the MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, Amen!
LOL, I am publicly confessing recharge cards right now. Oya load this:
Glo: 57078 29274 79914
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:37am On Jul 29, 2017
MrMontella:
got the Airtel sha, Airtel people now took it cry #extracredit
Hahahahahahah
Airtel: 1964 5449 4310 6967
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:34am On Jul 29, 2017
4kings:
Nice one Otem.
Wasn't lucky to get MTN though. huh
Try this

MTN: 3620 962 00891 8769
Christianity EtcRe: "Every Gang Up Against Christianity In Nigeria Will Not Stand" - Oyedepo Prays by 0temAtum: 9:33am On Jul 29, 2017
GoodMuyis:
Why do you hate Christianity?, Why do the hidden heathen rage?

By the Power of Almighty God Most High whom I served... the person behind this moniker shall be humble before 7 days end in Jesus name.

As it is written...
Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you;
Your 7 days is complete today, but I received promotion rather than Humiliation and your god Yahweh has been humiliated according to my prophecy. Here is a recharge card:

Etisalat 0483 8459 6807 066

Load it to celebrate the victory of Otem over Yahweh cheesy

Visit this link for more recharge cards for celebrations
https://www.nairaland.com/3941537/power-contest-yahweh-god-goodmuyis
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:30am On Jul 29, 2017
Glo: 356 5191 6476 2453
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:29am On Jul 29, 2017
Leonbonapart:
come and see what? Our God is a jelous God and incomparable. No match and there is no one like him.I can't prove him to cos he he deals in signs and wonders. Your time is coming
It's 7 days I have not been humiliated. Come and defend your god.
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:28am On Jul 29, 2017
Where is GoodMuyis the prophet of doom? Where is Leonbonapart?
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:27am On Jul 29, 2017
Etisalat: 8241 4339 5666 975
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:26am On Jul 29, 2017
MTN: 3854 9595 0616 9768
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:24am On Jul 29, 2017
Airtel recharge card:

1198 2440 5912 6107
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:22am On Jul 29, 2017
Let's celebrate the powerlessness of Yahweh, the skydaddy of the christians:

cc: GoodMuyis, Felixomor, Analice107, HopefulLandlord, Realmindz, MrMontella, Hahn, Dalaman, Jacksonville, Gboyee4fun, ScepticalPyrrho, Sonofluc1fer, SharOn, Wilgrea7, ScienceWatch, Espionage48, Hanabian, Victornezzar, Niflheim, Terrezo2002, Leonbonapart, Specter, AnonyNymous, Staggerman, Johnydon22, Ranchoddas
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:16am On Jul 29, 2017
ScepticalPyrrho:
I've been monitoring this thread since 12am.

Somebody shld check if 0temAtum has lost the bet...
I am here cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: If You Ever Jilt Christian God, CURSES FALL ON YOU! by 0temAtum: 9:13am On Jul 29, 2017
Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:12am On Jul 29, 2017
Hurray!!!
Yahweh has lost the bet!!!! cheesy
I got a job appointment this week!!!!
I got no Humiliation...
Get ready to load cards...
Christianity EtcRe: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2017
Chapter One Hundred
1. In the ninth year of Eva as the king of Otori, the son of Ituno whose name was Oveze became the king of Igara. And he sent homos to the land of Otori so that they might learn the knowledge of the land.
2. Now they dwelt in the land of Otori for two months, learning the art of magic, for Eva was a great illusionist. And Eva taught them the things which they would say to hypnotise. And he thought them how the heads of the homos work also.
3. And Eva said, the things which you do not know how I do are the things which are magic to you. But if I teach you and you know how to do them yourself, then they become ordinary to you also.
4. For to a magician there is no magic at all.
5. Now Eva taught them how to ignite fire by the spitting of water from their mouth to the fire. But this he did by spitting out fuel upon the fire, but they thought that he had spat out water which he drank.
6. For Eva had said, fetch me that gourd of water. And when they gave it to him, he drank it and left some in his mouth. And this he spat upon the fire. And the fire was rekindled. And they taught that it was water from his mouth that had rekindled the fire, but they did not know that it was a concentrated wine.
7. And Eva said, do you think that this is done by the power of a god? And they said, yes. And he said, I have done this by my own manner of reasoning. For I have made you believe that what was in the gourd was water when I said to you, fetch me the gourd of water.
8. But it is concentrated wine that I have kept in it. And that did I put in my mouth and spit out.
9. And the homos left with much wisdom. And the land of Otori became well known the more. And some homos came from Oomu and Oye to learn wisdom also.
10. Now Eva grew very old and did not die. And his eldest son was in haste to become king. And he called his brothers and said, let us kill our father and I shall be king. And I shall make you my brothers sit on my right and on my left hands.
11. And his brothers rejected immediately. And they went to tell their father. And Eva said, you have disappointed me Ahe my son. For I know that I shall not stay longer than a week before I shall die. For the dreams which I have often are about my ancestors beckoning on me to come.
12. For at every shutting of my eyes, I see images like those of the dead calling me. And I knew within my soul that my time is up.
13. Why do you lack patience my son? Why do you think that by killing your father, you shall become king? You have done what is not imagined. Now I shall not let you be the king, but your younger brother shall be.
14. And I shall call all the elders together tomorrow and make him king.
15. Now the seed of impatience is humiliation and failure. But a patient homo shall have it all. For patience gives you what is yours, but impatience takes away what is yours from you.
16. So Eva did as he said and made his second son, Ododoodo, the king of the land. And Eva died the same night after making Ododoodo the king of the land. And Ododoodoburied his father in the place where the Kings were buried.
17. And Ododoodo was forty years when he became king.
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 9:17pm On Jul 28, 2017
realmindz:
it's end of month, I doubt Yahweh will show up for tomorrow's contest.


You know why? Yahweh will be busy with audit and will be consolidating figures for list of tithe payers

grin grin grin
lol
Christianity EtcRe: Do Atheists Experience Nightmares by 0temAtum: 5:38pm On Jul 28, 2017
Observation of Rastus. 9:19-21

doctufos: 19. For so dreamt some of us in the days when we engrossed our minds in the scriptures written by the Jews. And when we sleep, we dream the content of our head and see the texts again in our dreams.
20. And we say, indeed, these are visions from God Almighty.
21. But when we became enlightened, we knew that all these are the things which we have kept in our heads before. And like waste products did they play out again in our dreams.
I love nightmares more than daydreams, because I love horror films more than fantasy films.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Atheists Experience Nightmares by 0temAtum: 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2017
Observation of Rastus



19. For so dreamt some of us in the days when we engrossed our minds in the scriptures written by the Jews. And when we sleep, we dream the content of our head and see the texts again in our dreams.
20. And we say, indeed, these are visions from God Almighty.
21. But when we became enlightened, we knew that all these are the things which we have kept in our heads before. And like waste products did they play out again in our dreams.
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum:
terrezo2002:
Well, God Jehovah cannot be mocked. If your claim is that the Yahweh you refer to was created by your God, then that Yahweh is not the God we serve because Jehovah Was Created by nobody. He Is The AlmightyUncreated Creator Who Created You And I
Yahweh himself knows his creator and he cannot deny it. God Almighty created all the gods with the tepex and light. I shall quote the passage of the doctufos for you to see.
Otem Erectus 1:6

6. For according to the thummim of the light of God, the age of Aquarius shall be one which shall cast shadow of all religions and make little all the gods revered by the world. For then shall God the Universe, the creator of Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Buddha, Moloch, Atum and their thousands of brothers and sisters be made known.
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 7:40am On Jul 28, 2017
Jacksonville:
otem otem . Be not be deceived, God is not mocked;
Whatsoever a man reap is what he shall sow. His mercies still keeps you because you have an advocate, Jesus .

But shall you continue this way( in your sinful ways) and his grace still abounds? God forbid!

The final verdict is coming.
Have u ever seen me mock God? Is it possible for a mouth to mock the body that hosts it? Who I am mocking here is not God who created Yahweh, but yahweh himself is whom I am mocking. And the grandfinale of mock shall come tomorrow, for recharge cards shall be pasted and poems and songs shall be rendered on this thread to celebrate yet another humilation of Yahweh the mumu god.
Christianity EtcRe: Mama Afriki - Africa The Goddess by 0temAtum: 7:31am On Jul 28, 2017
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Christianity EtcRe: Haven't You Notice This About Preachers? by 0temAtum: 7:29am On Jul 28, 2017
Tobechuckwu:
Plz what do u fink is behind their riches?
We have Pastors in other countries that are also very rich(e.g Pastor Kenneth Copeland),is he a Nigerian Pastor?
What is I know is that your offering nd tithe can't make a Pastor rich.
There is what the bible call 'd seedtime nd harvest'!
Hmm, Gulliblechukwu spotted undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 7:21am On Jul 28, 2017
staggerman: It will not be done. The day will come and you will not be found
Tomorrow is the day, u say I won't be found tomorrow to paste my cards? Well, we are watching.
Christianity EtcRe: "Every Gang Up Against Christianity In Nigeria Will Not Stand" - Oyedepo Prays by 0temAtum:
akintom:
When will you stop this your empty boast, like that of unnamdi Kanu of biafra dreamland?

Oyedepo is just spewing jazz upandan. Unfortunately for him and his master Yahweh, they are both ignorant of the destruction that atheism via ICT is doing to illusion and delusion called Christianity.

Why does your coward God need 7days? To go do press up abi? You're kidding boy!
I'll even grant mumu YAhweh that seven days as he wants. Tomorrow will be a day to load recharge cards to celebrate the fall of the prophecy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Power Contest: Yahweh(god Of Goodmuyis) Vs Otem (Atum's Boy): Otem Won Again!!! by 0temAtum: 7:14am On Jul 28, 2017
francisbiz.:
You play with everything,
May THE GOD THAT ANSWERS BY FIRE, JEHOVAH WHO YOU MOCKED WITH HIS HEBREW NAME judge you in his own way, and may JEHOVAH visit you with plagues; may JEHOVAH make your ways to be dark and slippery.
May JEHOVAH humble you to public confession, in the MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, Amen!
I am going to make a recharge card 'public confession' tomorrow. Won't you load recharge cards too huh

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