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Christianity Etc › A Proverb Concerning Rapture by 0temAtum(op): 9:27am On Nov 20, 2017

Doctufos: Proverbs of Otem 2:1

1. The foolish expects to be magically raptured to the sky, but the wise make use of machines to reach and explore the sky

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Are Thieves by 0temAtum: 9:21am On Nov 20, 2017

It's a known fact confirmed by the DOCTUFOS of truth.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 9:06am On Nov 20, 2017*

Chapter Ten
1. In Negre, live debates were held. The nonbelievers in any gods debated the believers in the gods and it was interesting.
2. Those days, knowledge was gained and people knew more about the foundation of their religions.
3. But all these things opened the eyes of the sincere souls.
4. The number of people who rared cats increased because many people do not fear cats anymore.
5. And whenever an animal was misbehaving, they do not think that it was possessed by the demons, rather, they knew that there could be abnormality in the brain of such animal.
6. A homo stood and said, I cast out demons. Now he took someone whom he knew so much and said, watch, for I will cast the demon in this homo out of him and he shall be normal.
7. When Femi heard him, he said, prophet do you have power to send the demon into wherever you wish?
8. The homo said, yes, for Zeusus Krista sent demons into a herd of swine.
9. Now the homo said, here is a bottle, let the demon in this man be sent into this bottle.
10. If we see the bottle wriggling, we shall certainly know that the demon is trying to escape from it.
11. When the pastor looked at the homo, he was dumbfounded. But he found his voice and said, you cannot understand.
12. A white garment pastor held a bottle with a cross inside. And he said, it is the power of god.
13. He was surrounded with the wise homos who replicated his deeds and said, what Yahweh your god can do, humans can do better.
14. In those days, when a religious person tells his or her lie, she would be quickly surrounded by thinkers who have ready-made reply to his or her lies.
15. A homo complained that he has married for many years without children, so he thought that it was spiritual.
16. A wise homo took a die and called out five people to throw the die until a certain number would show up.
17. The first homo threw the die once and had the number, the second person threw the die three times before having the number.
18. The third person threw the die seven times before having the number.
19. The fourth person threw the die seven times also before obtaining that number.
20. Now the fifth person threw the die for twenty times and did not get the number. And he continued to throw it, yet he did not obtain the number.
21. Then the wise homo said to he who could not obtain the number, do you have a problem? Are you under a spiritual attack?
22. And he who could not obtain the number said, I don't think I have a problem, because in many other things I do in life, I do well.
23. So the wise homo told he who was barren saying, you also do not have a spiritual problem. Go and be patient for what you want. When it shall come normally, you shall be surprised.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 9:06am On Nov 20, 2017

Chapter Nine
1. Some brainites discovered that the reason why people remain in religion is because of social functions.
2. These brainites erected structures for social functions for thinkers and the irreligious people.
3. The structures which they erected were decent and lively and there were rules and regulations.
4. They invited comedians and entertainers to these structures to spark up the atmosphere.
5. The irreligious people and the thinkers met one another in such secular gatherings and those who found it difficult getting married began to find it easy.
6. Many who have not met their likes since they left religion began to meet their likes.
7. When some thinkers went to publicise their activities, the religious people publicising their own activities met them on the way.
8. They offered each other their publicity materials. They collected each other's materials and within a few distance away, the ground was littered with those materials.
9. In all these, the thinkers were gradually becoming more while the religious ones reduced.
10. A homo who said that his religion was futebol made a history book of futebol and sold it.
11. He also erected a very big structure where registered members come to watch the game on the days of rest.
12. The thinkers gave birth to children and they did not name them after the characters in the books of religion.
13. By so doing, there was reduction in the number of people bearing names of the Israelites and of the Greconites.
14. The thinkers trained their children in all manner of philosophy, psychology and mathematics when they were very little.
15. These children grew up to become geniuses. And when some religious homos saw how the irreligious ones succeeded more than their own children, they quit their religions.
16. When a homo who was studying in the expensive school of Daoud heard how the school came to be, he was worried.
17. Then he left the school, saying, I cannot remain in a school which was built by a fraudster who cheated many poor homos to erect his school.
18. When there was advancement in science, many homos in Negre went with many hidden devices and made records of the hidden activities of many pastors and religious leaders.
19. The things which they revealed were shocking, because the private lives of the pastors were dirtier than the private lives of many of their church members.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 9:04am On Nov 20, 2017

Chapter Ten
1. In Negre, live debates were held. The nonbelievers in any gods debated the believers in the gods and it was interesting.
2. Those days, knowledge was gained and people knew more about the foundation of their religions.
3. But all these things opened the eyes of the sincere souls.
4. The number of people who rared cats increased because many people do not fear cats anymore.
5. And whenever an animal was misbehaving, they do not think that it was possessed by the demons, rather, they knew that there could be abnormality in the brain of such animal.
6. A homo stood and said, I cast out demons. Now he took someone whom he knew so much and said, watch, for I will cast the demon in this homo out of him and he shall be normal.
7. When Femi heard him, he said, prophet do you have power to send the demon into wherever you wish?
8. The homo said, yes, for Zeusus Krista sent demons into a herd of swine.
9. Now the homo said, here is a bottle, let the demon in this man be sent into this bottle.
10. If we see the bottle wriggling, we shall certainly know that the demon is trying to escape from it.
11. When the pastor looked at the homo, he was dumbfounded. But he found his voice and said, you cannot understand.
12. A white garment pastor held a bottle with a cross inside. And he said, it is the power of god.
13. He was surrounded with the wise homos who replicated his deeds and said, what Yahweh your god can do, humans can do better.
14. In those days, when a religious person tells his or her lie, she would be quickly surrounded by thinkers who have ready-made reply to his or her lies.
15. A homo complained that he has married for many years without children, so he thought that it was spiritual.
16. A wise homo took a die and called out five people to throw the die until a certain number would show up.
17. The first homo threw the die once and had the number, the second person threw the die three times before having the number.
18. The third person threw the die seven times before having the number.
19. The fourth person threw the die seven times also before obtaining that number.
20. Now the fifth person threw the die for twenty times and did not get the number. And he continued to throw it, yet he did not obtain the number.
21. Then the wise homo said to he who could not obtain the number, do you have a problem? Are you under a spiritual attack?
22. And he who could not obtain the number said, I don't think I have a problem, because in many other things I do in life, I do well.
23. So the wise homo told he who was barren saying, you also do not have a problem. Go and be patient for what you want. When it shall come normally, you shall be surprised.

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Christianity Etc › Re: African Pastors Should Stop Being An Arm Robber- Opinion by 0temAtum: 8:22am On Nov 20, 2017

Better not cry OP, it is necessary in this era because nature is at work to shift focus from religion to brain using. See what the DOCTUFOS of truth said :

Doctufos: Brainites 1:3-4

3. They did not know that the more the pastors, the more the atrocities that shall be committed in their religion, because pastors are the cancers of Krishtanite.
4. And the more the atrocities committed in religion, the more the homos who shall discover that they have been duped all their lives by religion. And many of such shall lose their religion, temporarily becoming neutral to anything called God or the gods.

Christianity Etc › Re: An Abuja Pastor by 0temAtum: 8:18am On Nov 20, 2017

The pastor doesn't have a name?

Christianity Etc › Re: Will Females Using Attachments, Jewellery And Trouser Go To Hell? by 0temAtum: 7:01am On Nov 20, 2017

Macmoni:
i dnt nid no reference to fiqure out a demon!

May the light of God Almighty save you from your delusion, ase!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Kenyan Lawyer Suing Israel For Killing Jesus [photo] by 0temAtum: 6:58am On Nov 20, 2017

4kings:
Hopefullandlord Wirinet Hahn Wilgrea7 raphieMontella 0tematum and co.
Can they sue someone for being this daft?

Can they sue the people who killed Dumbledore?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Will Females Using Attachments, Jewellery And Trouser Go To Hell? by 0temAtum: 7:45pm On Nov 19, 2017*

wizod:
which demon is in control of u?

Demons are not spiritually real, rather they are psychologically real. See a song written by Emekuo on demons.

Doctufos: Worldly Music 9:26-28

26. Sometimes I wonder, who make the demons? The ones I see in each of my nightmares. Searching deeper for hidden truth, I knew at last that demons only exist in the heads.
If the people of the past have made the demons through their heads, why do I remain to fear what they made? Nobody has monopoly to imaginations. I'm creating my own angels of the head to defeat the demons of their heads and set Aferk free.
27. Here are the names of the angels I have made: Chigozie, Dozie, Anozie and Chibueze. Call any of these head demons in your nightmares. Be sure they shall help you to chase your demons away.
28. These are the angels of our locality, not of foreign nationality. The power of angel Chigozie is greater than Yahweh's angels. Now here remains one angel I've not included yet. And that is me you may be asking, Angel Emekuo

Christianity Etc › Re: What Power Draws People To Christian Crusades? by 0temAtum: 7:42pm On Nov 19, 2017

kevoh:
That moment when your neighbor (female) with partial disability in the limb attends a crusade and is shown live on TV that she got healed but you see her two days ( and months) later she still remains in the same partial disability state.

Those with partial disabilities fall victim to pastors the most. In the congregation, the pastor declare them to the congregation as if they have total disability, perform some healing tricks on them and make them confess with their own mouths that they can now do what they could even do before. Then they go home to face their troubles alone. Hmm.

Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by 0temAtum: 7:39pm On Nov 19, 2017

Niflheim:
The local dog on my street, (covered with lice), is more honourable and better behaved than the christian god!!!

This comment is still my best ever from you. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: The Flaws In The End Of The World Predicted by Zeusus Of The Neanderthals by 0temAtum: 7:38pm On Nov 19, 2017

It makes me puzzled when I see modern people still believing in this flawed 'end of the world' prophecy huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Pigs, Frogs, Vultures, Mouse And Lizards Are Holier Than Yahweh(doctufos PROOFS) by 0temAtum: 7:35pm On Nov 19, 2017

Hmm

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecy: Churches Will Be Turned To Hospitals by 0temAtum: 7:34pm On Nov 19, 2017

Blackfire:
@op who sold u the oshogbo weed u are smoking?

My problem with u mushrooms guys is that u see some spirits in your dream or apparitions ,and they mesmerized u with some half backed truth.. The next thing u do is u insult yeshua.

*i pity u*..

The okija man himself grin

Adepeter2026, come and see your friend. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: I Was There When Jehovah Was Buried (Recharge Cards Galore) by 0temAtum: 7:32pm On Nov 19, 2017

1Sharon:
Of course, everything is perfect for 4evergod. He is too rich to scramble for recharge cards

Cunt!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Yahweh Is Still In His Spiritual Prison: The Past Is Playing Out In The Present by 0temAtum: 7:30pm On Nov 19, 2017

It's a year, three months and nineteen days since Yahweh and his brothers have been held captive in the spiritual prison. cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Almighty God Don't Write Books, Humans Do by 0temAtum: 7:28pm On Nov 19, 2017

Baba Oaroloye is back. ScienceWatch, come and see baba is back!!! grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Contest Between A 'christian' And A Brain User by 0temAtum: 7:26pm On Nov 19, 2017

Junia:
Nice, thats good to hear.

Thanks

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Are The Real Rubbers Of God by 0temAtum: 7:22pm On Nov 19, 2017

Pastors are the real robbers for Yahweh, not God, point of correction. How can pastors be robbers for God the Universal consciousness?

Celebrities › Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi's Traditional Wedding Cake by 0temAtum: 7:19pm On Nov 19, 2017

Happy for them

Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 7:17pm On Nov 19, 2017

Chapter Eight
1. The important papers which were to be filled by the homos in those days were subjected to criticism.
2.Some brainites called for the removal of the request for the religion of the candidates filling the papers.
3. But other brainites said, it is not necessary that the papers should stop demanding for the religion of candidates.
4. But provision should be made for the homos to fill whatever they chose in the spaces provided.
5. So it was agreed and executed in important forms. And the people wrote all forms of things as the religion which they practised.
5. Many wrote futebol, musik, brainite, myself, science and all manner of things as their religion.
6. And some wrote none, however, the Krishtens, Ishlamites, Hindus, Zoroashians, Baalites and Shintos still wrote their religion in the papers.
7. In those days, everyone was allowed to do his religion silently without noise. And those who played and watched futebol on the days of rest did not disturb those who still chose to worship the gods of religion who were kept in the vacuum.
8. Those who listen to music and sing did not disturb others. And everyone did his things as he wishes, but lawfully.
9. However, some Ishlamites still perpetrated their evil. They still go about killing the innocent according to the things encouraged in their book.
10. Now when some thinkers in Negre and other lands of Aferk had known the truth, they began to make these truth known.
11. Some of them adopted the confrontational method of Otem who specifically criticized wrong notions, spoke against all religious gods without fearing for his life.
12. Some of the people adopted the method of Darin of Merkes who combined serious psychology with magic tricks to explain the things which the pastors of churches do to generate money.
13. Some took to singing satirical songs about religion as done by Singh of Hindi.
14. The foolish homos of Negre began to become wise.
15. This came by when they have gathered in their churches to pray for the repentance of the critics.
16. When their prayers were not answered, they began to reason deep. Then they began to lose their faith

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 7:10pm On Nov 19, 2017

Chapter Seven
1. Otem wrote down many songs. And they were the songs of the people who had died and also of the living, with the songs which himself sang, because he was gifted with music talent when his brain was opened to the history of the universe.
2. And some homos began to pick the songs which were written and they began to turn them into voice music.
3. And they made living from it. For they polished the songs well and sang them. And they made living from them.
4. A homo sang many of the songs of Otem. And he was well known. For he had good voice.
5. And some homos took local drums and sang the songs of the ancient homos who were the ancestors of the homos of many lands.
6. And the very ancient homos who were voiceless, because of lack of recording devices, were now heard by the modern people.
7. Now the Ebirites sang the songs of Aduvo, Ajuze and even of Otori.
8. And the songs of Ufedo were sung by the Igalites. And some homos sang the song of Mulah of the Jews.
9. And the songs of Gaia and of the gods were sung too.
10. Some sang the songs of Jasheb, Lacrus, Reinhard, Rastus, Chaleb, Ghulek, Yosep, Matep, Motep, Ekele, Tsao, Memfis, Shua, Baruk and many singers of the ancient times.
11. And some who criticized the imprisoned gods took the songs of Allah and of Yahweh and sang them.
12. Now those who sang the songs of the imprisoned gods in many lands were Michi, Menken, Dapo, Odara, Feliks, Jupitus, Diya, Niase, Ofada and many others.
13. And the songs were sung to make a laughingstock out of these gods who had put humanity in mind slavery for a long time.
14. When a homo named Bookie lost her religion, she found her voice and began to sing songs. And she sang many songs and won awards.
15. For her voice was smooth and sweet. And she sang about many things of nature.
16. She sang about the rain, about the sun, the moon, fire, light, water, the earth, the gods, love, wind and all manner of things of nature.
17. And she was famous in those days for her songs.
18. And when her voice was heard by many, they wept emotionally.
19. Now many homos who were born in those days did not bury their music talents at childhood, because many brainites who were rich had pleasure in scouting for talented singers who were in their childhood.
20. Many music genii were discovered in Negre by this method. And some arose and made music their religion.
21. So it was that the things called religion began to change from the worship of the gods to the exploitation of talents inherent in the homos.

Christianity Etc › Re: If You Then, Being Evil....... by 0temAtum: 6:48pm On Nov 19, 2017

Yahweh is really in trouble o. From playing with his dick (in the case of YahwehPenis) to playing with his brain eeh grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Reglion by 0temAtum: 6:45pm On Nov 19, 2017

HRHQueenPhil:
yep, that is one thing many will be shocked wen dey reach heaven, baptism is not an option but a MUST. any bible believing church that does not makes arrangements 2 make sure its new converts are baptised should be quickly abandoned. #FalseProphets

See as she is saying it confidently as if she was there when Eusebius was making up this faith grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Can Any Of Our Leaders In Nigeria Do This? by 0temAtum: 6:38pm On Nov 19, 2017

If not that Saul was afraid to speak, he would have countered all the things that Samuel ~~Ekwueme~~ spoke up there.

Samuel: 3 Here I stand. Testify against me in the presence of the Lord and his anointed. Whose ox have I taken? Whose donkey have I taken? Whom have I cheated? Whom have I oppressed? From whose hand have I accepted a bribe to make me shut my eyes? If I have done any of these things, I will make it right.”

Saul: Baba Samu are you for real or you had short term memory? The donkeys, oxen and goats which belong to Agag and his people, were you not the person who said that we should take it from them and kill all of them? Baba Samo, from the day I began to rule as king till now, you haven't stopped tormenting and oppressing me. You keep on threatening me baba. You threatened that Yahweh will remove me from my position. You even oppressed me by anointing another person as king while I am still a king. Can any form of oppression be more than this? Did you not kill Agag whom I spared? You did this against my wish baba Samo. How can you murder someone in cold-blood baba Samo? cry

@OP, if you are in position of power, no matter all the evil you have done, you can still say all these and go scot-free, because the people you offended will be scared of challenging you to your face because of the danger they would be subjecting their lives to. In my own perspective, Samuel in the bible only wielded the power of authority on the people and they dare not challenge him to his face. Those he didn't harm at all were the people who said, you have not cheated us, bla bla bla, but those he harmed actually kept mute because they were scared of losing their lives.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Miracles For Sale (tricks Of Fake Pastors) by 0temAtum: 4:57pm On Nov 19, 2017

Nothing new. They're known to the wise already.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Appearance Of The Sign Of The Son Of Man In Heaven And The Coming Of Jesus by 0temAtum: 4:55pm On Nov 19, 2017

MrPresident1:
Abi nah, when you see am call am fictitious to him face, and see whether thunder nor go tear you to a billion pieces . You go fit even stand for him front talkless of to look am for face?

Atari ajanaku...

As I said earlier, your ministry alone can (make) tear (come) down the eye of an observer[pls read my sentence without the words in brackets. I can't stop laffing and shedding tears of laffta at your every single comment grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Will Females Using Attachments, Jewellery And Trouser Go To Hell? by 0temAtum: 4:50pm On Nov 19, 2017

iretex1:
I pray for you today, every power that want to destroy your soul, by making you to believe lies and false doctrines, get out in Jesus name(Amen).

I pray for you also in the name of Otem, everything that's keeping you in the realm of gullibility must die! die! die! die! die!

Christianity Etc › Re: The Appearance Of The Sign Of The Son Of Man In Heaven And The Coming Of Jesus by 0temAtum: 4:47pm On Nov 19, 2017

MrPresident1:
Don't worry, when you behold him, call him fictitious to his face

MrPresido, one man army. I covet your ministry eh cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Will Females Using Attachments, Jewellery And Trouser Go To Hell? by 0temAtum: 4:46pm On Nov 19, 2017

Macmoni:
guy lockup u are a ritualist

see false accusation. Hmm undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Will Females Using Attachments, Jewellery And Trouser Go To Hell? by 0temAtum: 4:45pm On Nov 19, 2017

Macmoni:
u hold a high sit in d pit of hell

where is your reference to support your assertion. I have cited that Yahweh and Allah and all the gods you unenlightened ones worship are in the cage with DOCTUFOS references, pls where is your reference that I Otem own a seat in hell? You Christians just accuse people pointlessly.

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