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Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn 'Faints' As A Nigerian Sows $1 Million Into His Ministry (Video) by 0temAtum: 1:12pm On Nov 17, 2017

Adonbilivit. !!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christ Embassy Celebrates 30th Anniversary (Before & After Photos Of Pastors) by 0temAtum: 1:11pm On Nov 17, 2017

30 years in the legal criminal business. Wow!!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Pray Before Eating? by 0temAtum: 1:09pm On Nov 17, 2017

praiseneofingz:
people tend to pray before chewing any thing in their mouth which is very ok.

mine is " I cover and sanctify this food with the blood of Jesus Amen"
add urs and let the fun begin....

lala please FP I will like to have many audience on this

So you eat blood in your food? And if an ifa priest prays on his food, pleading the blood of Sango on it now, you'll tag him a ritualist and a devil. Hmm undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Pray Before Eating? by 0temAtum: 1:07pm On Nov 17, 2017

When someone saw me eating without praying on it, he said, why are you doing that? I said, it changed nothing. I told him to bring poison an put in the food and share it into two, I'll eat a portion without praying on it, he will eat the other portion after praying on it, then we can prove if his prayers worked. He laughed it off grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Absent At Suleman Defamation Lawsuit Hearing In Ikeja High Court by 0temAtum: 12:33pm On Nov 17, 2017

So they expect her to show her face there so that they can nab her again? The wise ones have said, once beaten, twice shy. The last time she was here in naija, Sulemoney and his cronies gripped her and jailed her. Never again, she's wiser now.

BTW, this information goes to all our ladies. Don't go close to your pastors or else you are in the danger of fornicating with them.

Doctufos: Parables of Otem 14:12-19

12. A young girl who is getting too close to a pastor or a priest is like a handful of swallowable food which is getting close to a gullet.
13. And the swallowable food says, the throat cannot draw me in. And within a twinkling of an eye, the food is down the gullet.
14. So shall many young girls go down to pastors and priests of religion. For they shall be impregnated out of their own will.
15. For if the founders of their religions could go down with little girls, how much more shall the pastors and imams and afas do so?
16. Therefore you who is not born yet, I have warned you before you are born, do not go too close to your religious leaders.
17. For you shall be surprised when he shall say, touch my rod and let us play love together.
18. And it shall be hard for you to reject it, for you see him as a man of God when he is not.
19. For God Almighty has no special person as his man. For God is equally concentrated in everyone, but many of you are not aware of it.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Sees And Communicates With Ghosts Often by 0temAtum: 12:28pm On Nov 17, 2017

jimb:
dont pray fr one to visit cos hospital will be ur case.

If you see ghost in the physical realm, it isn't normal. If you see it in the dream realm, it is normal.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 7:45am On Nov 17, 2017

Chapter Six
1. I and four of my investigative band said, let us make a church of our own and perform all the things which the pastors do also.
2. And after we have had a large congregation, we shall make our secrets known to the public. And they shall know that many miracles could be acted out.
3. Now they said, it is a good idea. Now the homos who partnered with me were Uwem, Toba, Kinsle and Yacob.
4. Now Uwem was the head pastor. And I Emekuo am he who went to persuade those who would come to act miracles.
5. And Toba and Kinsle were they who went to invite many by sharing false testimonies. And Yacob was he who supported Uwem as the assistant pastor.
6. And they said, come and you shall be cured of incurable diseases, blindness, lameness, cancer, sukrosis, hemarosis and all manner of ailments.
7. And they said, Zeusus Krista is still in the business of healing the sick, therefore come and receive your miracles.
8. And many homos began to fill up the church. And pastor Uwem performed many dramas from the stage.
9. And the church was filled up. And we had much money such that they bought vehicles for the work which they do.
10. Now when three years were complete, I Emekuo said to the others, it is time that we should make known to the world our tricks. Then we shall give our wealth to charity.
11. Now Uwem disagreed and said, what shall we do after leaving this job? This is not possible, for from this business have we amassed a large amount of wealth.
12. And the other three agreed with Uwem and said, we have done no other job since three years now. What shall we fall back on?
13. Now I knew that I was in danger, for they were desperate. And I went away from them.
14. And I went to reveal their secrets and they said that I was telling a lie. And Uwem said, we do not even know him, how then did we have any dealings with him?
15. And I was critically condemned by many Krishtens. And the church of Uwem got more crowd than before.
16. Now I was ashamed and depressed. And I went to bed weeping. And in my sleep, I saw my face. And it said, be strong Emekuo. Do not give in to depression.
17. That which befalls you is necessary for you to gain more experience. For anyone called a pastor cannot willingly leave his self-employed job when it is fetching him huge amount of money.
18. And in order for such homo not to run out of members and tithes, he shall act out miracles.
19. And all pastors who started well, praying only to Zeusus Krista and relying on the power of coincidence, shall end it badly when they discovered that there is not actually any power in the name of Zeusus Krista.
20. For they shall go and fetch those who shall act miracles before many homos.
21. Now self, go and locate the homos whom you consulted for the acting of miracles and promise them money. They shall accept to declare publicly that they were being used.
22. So I arose and went to seek after those who had acted miracles. And I was able to locate five of them. And these went to speak with those who record news.
23. And their pictures when they acted out miracles were compared with their live pictures and many who saw these were amazed.
24. And few homos worshipping in the church of Uwem departed, but many held on to him, saying, the news people are against krishtanite.
25. And I concluded, saying, no matter the evidence you give concerning the fakery of a pastor, many of his sheep shall follow him still.
26. For they are enchanted by the words of his mouth and it is difficult to break free from the spell in the words of the mouth of a sweet talker.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by 0temAtum: 7:44am On Nov 17, 2017

Emekuo
Chapter Five
1. When I have gone from one church to the other to ascertain that there were no miracles taking place in any of them, I formed a league with other homos who were willing to make the truth known.
2. And we began to attend every crusade with the disabled to see if they would be healed.
3. Now on the seventh year after I met Adinoi, I took with me a homo who was lame. And I took two blind homos also from the streets.
4. And I went with them to many crusades for the space of one year. I went to the synagogue of Jehoshua, church of Wilhem, Krisht, Daoud and all the places where the pastors of Yahweh were gathered.
5. And the lame and blind which I took from place to place did not get healing. Then I went and published it, so that it would be known in all Negre that the things which we hear from afar off and see are not so in the reality.
6. Now many spoke against me and criticised me, but many who have taken their problems from one churches to another also without healing supported me, because they were living experiences.
7. Now we formed a group and an association to probe miracles. And so we did it secretly.
8. Now a homo took his mother who was lame to the church of Krisht for healing. And when he brought her, she was not allowed to join the rest of the people who appeared to be handicapped also.
9. And the homo said, why will you not let my mother join them?And they said, keep quiet or take your mother away.
10. Now the pastor focused on the others. And when he pulled the apparently lame homo up from the movable chairs, they arose and walked.
11. And for he who seemed to be blind, he touched his eyes and the eyes opened.
12. Now all they who were up the stage appeared to have been made whole. And when the homo saw this, he cried out, there is one here!
13. And the ushers went to him and led both his mother and himself out of the congregation. And they told them to come another day.
14. Now it was very painful for the homo. And he located me and told me.
15. And I said, all they whom the pastor walked up to and did his so-called healing miracle upon are the actors and actresses who had no ailments but they pretended to.
16. Now join my band and we shall soon make sure all victims are set free. And these pastors shall run out of business.

Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Testimony If You Have Been Healed From Reinhard Bonnke's Crusade by 0temAtum: 11:55pm On Nov 16, 2017

Niflheim:
@geoworldedu,

I have never attended any of his crusades before, but I have watched some of them on TV before!!! However, a guy that I know who was a member of the Grail Message, who used to live in Germany with his dad back in the day, told me that anytime his dad sees Reinhard Bonnke on TV, the dad says.............................................................................."WOW!!! So this man is now into preaching? This means there must be a lot of money in church business!!!"

At first, I never really quite understood what that meant, but now that I am irreligious.............................................I understand it perfectly!!!

Education › Re: UNILORIN Graduate's B.Sc First Class Certificate Was Stolen by 0temAtum: 11:52pm On Nov 16, 2017

correctguy101:
Beautiful.....

Otem where make dem pay tithe? Your account or my account?

My mind is at rest now, and Rilwayne, tell your brother to send Otemanuduno some offering abeg... cos... May it be found is a direct order and as the gods will have it.... it was found....

Only time I get emotional and I still don't understand why... Otem any help? I hate feeling emotional...

Lol. Tithe ke. What will I use it for? You say that you get emotional, well...it's needed sometimes. But even while you're being emotional, just still use your brain. Because when you're overwhelmed with emotions, the brain doesn't perform maximum functions and you might end up doing some stuffs you shouldn't have done. However, as long as you're still a human, there's no way you won't be emotional sometimes.

Christianity Etc › Re: Egg Inside Bottle Occult Power Live Demonstration In My Shrine (video) by 0temAtum: 11:40pm On Nov 16, 2017

solite3:
Fake power.
Babalawo if you want to see the true power try the power of Jesus Christ or the blood of Jesus.

Jesus concept is even more scammy than this.

Education › Re: UNILORIN Graduate's B.Sc First Class Certificate Was Stolen by 0temAtum: 11:35pm On Nov 16, 2017

OtemSapien:
May it be found, ase!

Edited: Thank you NATURE for honouring this urim.

Correctguy101, come and see an example of urim here. The certificate owner has found her certificate back. If it's a pastor who prayed for the person to find it now, they'll start blowing trumpet up and down.
Gboyee4fun come and learn.

https://www.nairaland.com/4180954/unilorin-stolen-first-class-graduate

Christianity Etc › Re: Egg Inside Bottle Occult Power Live Demonstration In My Shrine (video) by 0temAtum: 11:20pm On Nov 16, 2017

lekkie073:
Dis was even in d jokes section of nairaland sometime ago.

https://www.nairaland.com/1146136/eggs-bottle-how-did-happen

Super glue is what was used here. The under was cut off, the eggs were put in the bottle through the under and the under was gummed back, shikena.

Christianity Etc › Re: Egg Inside Bottle Occult Power Live Demonstration In My Shrine (video) by 0temAtum: 10:52pm On Nov 16, 2017*

lekkie073:
sorry sir...
nothing like occultic power in dis.

I know the trick involved

Your method sef na long thing. Put water inside bottle, nack the mouth of the bottle, the under will remove. Put egg inside bottle from the under, find original glue glue the under back. Chikena.

Alternate method, get a saw and cut bottle into two from the middle. Put egg inside bottle and use something to hold the bottle together at the point where it was cut into two. Cover that part with paper or rubber band as the bottle we see in this video is covered up with red rubber bands and paper which is used to conceal the part where the cut was made. Lobatan.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Sees And Communicates With Ghosts Often by 0temAtum: 10:41pm On Nov 16, 2017

Seeing ghosts(in your dream) isn't a strange thing. I've seen myriads of them and I'm still seeing. Check the revelations revealed to me by many ghosts(your ancestors and my ancestors) who have become gods>>>https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

Note: if you see ghosts physically when you are not dreaming, you need to go for a psychiatric test. Ghost won't come into the physical realm, never.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How To Know Whether your Pastor is Fake by 0temAtum: 10:40pm On Nov 16, 2017

Pastors have overstayed their relevance in our society and nature is bringing change to Africa. If you hear people shouting thief! thief!! thief!!! and pastor! Pastor!! Pastor!!! at the same time, leave the thief and chase the pastor because he is the worse of the two.

Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman And Man "Healed" By Pastor In Ibadan (Photos) by 0temAtum: 10:33pm On Nov 16, 2017

Gboyee4fun:
Lol, and you claimed to be spiritual, making this comment shows how dumb you and your Atum god are....judging from your word, I can says if nature want to liberate minds of people, it doesn't need the intervention of a demon possessed person called otem. So know this fact too and remain gullible

Lol. It's too complex for you to understand. I am nature personified.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Failed Me by 0temAtum: 3:21pm On Nov 16, 2017

martinfischer:
i mean GOD that christians worship all over the world,jehovah

OP, what is your alternate moniker on nairaland before you created this one today?

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Sports › Re: Russia 2018 World Cup: Nigeria In Pot 4 by 0temAtum: 1:07pm On Nov 16, 2017

Richy4:
It would have been so cool if it like this

Belgium
Iran
Switzerland
Nigeria

Switzerland and Belgium are hot, but we can still beat them sha.

Sports › Re: Russia 2018 World Cup: Nigeria In Pot 4 by 0temAtum: 12:55pm On Nov 16, 2017

klexycole:
E don set

My prediction

1. Argentina

2. Peru

3. Costa Rica

3. Nigeria

Let's see how far that goes. I rep the Super Eagles

The Land is Green.

Argentina and Peru cannot be in the same group. They are both South Americans.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Countries To Avoid As A God Fearing Nigerian by 0temAtum: 12:49pm On Nov 16, 2017*

hopefulLandlord:
This one is taking internet very seriously like every Nairalander are his siblings or he's their grandfather or he feeds them

this one doesn't realise all these "African respect" don't apply online and wants to force it

this one is such an internet novice he thinks he deserves the kinda respect his subordinates show to him in real life on the internet

This one probably wants us to address him as "Dr/Mr/Col Mistaderegal" every time we quote him

Chai! Now 'this one' has finally hit the nail on the head. I pity those who get emotional over issues on internet, especially on issues like 'this one'.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman And Man "Healed" By Pastor In Ibadan (Photos) by 0temAtum: 12:42pm On Nov 16, 2017

Iseoluwani:
if you believe in God, you will understand clearly that all you need to do is having faith... for without faith it is impossible to please God

I don't need to check on him, I don't have too. so far I acknowledge that he is healed, the only way he can become mad again is if he goes back to his sins

Jesus forgave the paralysed man before pronouncing that he should be healed, that to say that, the Genesis of sickness was caused
as a result of sin

so if the man doesn't go back to his vomit, he will be fine

Good day ma'am

I know God which is in everyone, but I don't tolerate liars called pastors. If nature wants to do miracle, it doesn't need the intervention of scammers/thieves. So know this fact and be wise.

Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman And Man "Healed" By Pastor In Ibadan (Photos) by 0temAtum: 12:30pm On Nov 16, 2017

Iseoluwani:
when m dealing with atheist I prefer to deal with your boss @ otem, because you just typed trash

a madman I know for over 14yrs in my street, you are saying if I follow him up for certainty.. if you don't believe in miracles I pray you will encounter issues that will make you run to God for help...

miracles exist

I am not an atheist, guy. And for the mad man you know for 14 years, try check on him again and see his condition right now. It's not about barbing hair for somebody that made him or her lose his madness. It's about following him or her up to see if he/she is actually healed after 'fetching water for barber'.

Christianity Etc › Re: God Has Failed Me by 0temAtum: 12:10pm On Nov 16, 2017*

God doesn't pass or fail anyone, the gods do. You have committed yourself into the hand of Yahweh, one of the gods and he has failed you. You should have depended on yourself to achieve whatever you want in life, rather than committing yourself into the hand of a god to rule your life for you. Do you know that the gods of religion were actually making jest of you anytime you call on any of them to help you?

Otem Erectus 226:15-17:
Otem Erectus 226:15-17

15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever?
16. And Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. And Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore.
17. And their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? And they said, we are ready.

Lesson: Never put your trust in the gods, work hard and WHATEVER WILL BE WILL BE.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A 500yrs Old Painting Of Christ Has Been Sold For $450million In Newyork by 0temAtum: 12:04pm On Nov 16, 2017

Jesse01:
d picture do not look Like Mona-Lisa wit bread, it is mona-Lisa wit bread, I feel sorri 4 blacks

Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman And Man "Healed" By Pastor In Ibadan (Photos) by 0temAtum: 11:28am On Nov 16, 2017

happney65:
Come and heal the two people you are blabbing and going back and forth..nonesense

Doctufos: Proverbs of Otem 4:7-8

7. Invite a pastor to the hospital to pray for the sick, you shall hear divine excuses.
8. Take a limbless homo to the religious gathering, your belief shall never remain the same again.

Christianity Etc › Re: A 500yrs Old Painting Of Christ Has Been Sold For $450million In Newyork by 0temAtum: 11:21am On Nov 16, 2017

How come the pictures look like a Monalisa with with beards huh

Christianity Etc › Re: A 500yrs Old Painting Of Christ Has Been Sold For $450million In Newyork by 0temAtum: 11:20am On Nov 16, 2017

So now people who argue about the colour of their fictitious hero can now see that there are both black and white version of their hero. The first picture is the black version and the second is the white one.

Christians, behold your hero grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman And Man "Healed" By Pastor In Ibadan (Photos) by 0temAtum: 1:45am On Nov 16, 2017

tosyne2much:
Are you doubting the efficacy of the power of God?

if God(Nature) wants to heal someone, it's gonna be 100% natural, not all these people acting drama over and over again. Mtchew.

Politics › Re: I Wish Buhari Greeted Me On My Birthday, Says Fayose by 0temAtum: 9:32pm On Nov 15, 2017

Kbanka:
His fans are nowhere to be found

Christianity Etc › Re: Mentally Challenged Woman And Man "Healed" By Pastor In Ibadan (Photos) by 0temAtum: 9:10pm On Nov 15, 2017

Gullible sheeple food is ready. I wonder how a dirty dada can be equated to a mad man. Clifford Orji pretended like a mad man for more than ten years. There's nothing people can't do for money. undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Middle Path by 0temAtum: 8:51pm On Nov 15, 2017

butterflylion:
Why don't you answer mine na

Hopefulllandlord wouldn't want to answer a thief/scammer like, Samuel Ekwurme cheesy

Alex Ekwueme whom you claim to be your father is still alive but Onyemaechi is dead(may his soul Rest in Peace) cool

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