Nah which kind anaconda dey reach person 4 chest..possibly u ve a re-occuring chest pain..
@o.p...sure many sista re quite jealous now cous such specie re rare in their dreamz..
Nah pple lik u mk Chris Brown sing 'Dont wake mii up' Dream on!!

Nairaland is getting interesting this dayz. This is one of the funniest post i have everr seen.

OP. . . Some girls willl be cursing u for bringing this topic. Bcus most of them are in their early 30's and they dont have a boyfrnd not to talk of husband . . .

Some have, but it's very small like tiger battery.

Keep enjoying that mallam sugar cane you got.

^^^What is so funny? can't you Nigerians make comparisons only when it's necessary? A woman is going through post marital depression and you are here comparing her to single women? let me make a comparison here for you and learn will ya? is it not better to be single and happy than be in a marriage where you are so fvcking scared of going home to your husband, where you can't sleep for fear of being pounced on, where you cannot even enjoy one of the best gift God has given to mankind, sex?

patsucess: Those guys that comments negatively on my previous post,have you heard of the word (TIME NA MONEY)Please i advice you to use your time to do better things in life,there is more to life than having this sucking creature called GIRLFRIENDS,SERIOUSLY girlfriends are nothing but a waste of time and money,and i have no apology,i am not a gay neither my heart is broken by someone i just realized that real men don't waste there time and money on this being,instead they use there time to developed,upgrade and live higher for all these girls to suck there foots,i have traveled worldwide and i have seen and dated alots of women of different characters and personalities before coming to this conclusion,my advice to every young once coming up,please there is no fun in having a girlfriend,the real fun comes when you are successful in life,and you will be tired of them for now be focus in your goals.

The point is this, Op has got double personality. A man today, a woman tomorrow; hence I don't pity your condition.

seedord247: Nairaland is getting interesting this dayz. This is one of the funniest post i have everr seen.

OP. . . Some girls willl be cursing u for bringing this topic. Bcus most of them are in their early 30's and they dont have a boyfrnd not to talk of husband . . .

Some have, but it's very small like tiger battery.

Keep enjoying that mallam sugar cane you got.

Out of point.

The op is an hermaphrodite

190: This is why i always advice couples to have sex before getting married

OP - if you had shagged that dude over 50tymes before marrying him
you would have had the option of either running or managing that OBO
Now see your punny is on fire,
anyway time hes done, ask him 2 pour water put to quence the fire

olodo

@OP - I think we might not be able to help you because your mind is off that marriage already. You should be asking us how you can seek a divorce. The pen.is isn't the problem as there are certain positions that could solve that. You enjoyed flirting around, that's simple and true!

190: This is why i always advice couples to have sex before getting married

OP - if you had shagged that dude over 50tymes before marrying him
you would have had the option of either running or managing that OBO
Now see your punny is on fire,
anyway time hes done, ask him 2 pour water put to quence the fire

olodo

abi na u dey help quench d fire for outside!

ayobase:

abi na u dey help quench d fire for outside!

who knws?

Idowuogbo: U married d size of dat mabunga d day u said I do. For better for worst is d logo dear! Endure u hia! SMH!!

What is she even looking for at the age of 22.....not bad marrying at that age, but ......
So, she hasnt been tasting d guy's bugon before marriage.
Laughing at.....touching my chest!

rokiatu: he don't know how to use it. Big or small, if a woman is not wet and aroused enough, sex will hurt.

Ose!

reinedamse: The op is an hermaphrodite

Lol...i thought as much!

Maybe he watched the movie or heard the story from someone..

ayobase:


So, she hasnt been tasting d guy's bugon before marriage.

I wonder o!

nikkyshyne:
The point is this Op has got double personality. A man today, a woman tomorrow. Hence I don't pity your condition.

And I was feeling so sorry for OP yesterday. If this is a form of attention seeking, then you need help.


But I don't regret giving out my advice anyway...someone somewhere may just be going through the same.

^ whats the size of ya husband p**is.

Go sleep..take some medication...slap yourself twice and come back.

Hopefully this time you will come back normal.

rokiatu: Go sleep..take some medication...slap yourself twice and come back.

Hopefully this time you will come back normal.

Atleast my wife aint complaining neither am nagging about her performance on bed.

But i know you've so many bitter experience while dating b4 getting married, thats why u know much about wesley snipes dick. .

Good day sir...gone are the days I used to argue over nonsense.

[size=16pt]This gurl could be Aunty FICKLE's remix oo

Im out [/size]

baby come to me i will handle you with care i have normal size able cork to make you happy ok so your problem is solved ok mail me

@patsuccess really? Is it attention you r seeking? Ur recent posts shows u r a guy, and dis post is talking about being married n taking a diick. R u gay?

menix: Nah which kind anaconda dey reach person 4 chest..possibly u ve a re-occuring chest pain..
@o.p...sure many sista re quite jealous now cous such specie re rare in their dreamz..
Nah pple lik u mk Chris Brown sing 'Dont wake mii up' Dream on!!

leave d bastard...na 4 mouth him dey collect am.

seedord247:

Atleast my wife aint complaining neither am nagging about her performance on bed.

But i know you've so many bitter experience while dating b4 getting married, thats why u know much about wesley snipes dick. .

Lmao.

Na serious nonsense.

Kai@pipo takin d op serious. Lol

Good question beta person

pls did u see d devil in hell

[emiwanlee][just endure it]
That's not good advice at all. Anyway, I came across this and thought to share the link. It's quite an in depth read [http:///N1Gr1x]

Girls and their feelings!most it always be all about u?hav u ever cared for once to know how ur hubby feels?i would bet my allowee money that this (unfortunate)guy is not enjoying his marriage and most definitely not enjoying the sex(dis one is not lovemaking).the OP is the kinda gurl that just relaxes like a log of wood and expects her man to do everything.these kinda experience scares the living daylights outta mua whenever i think of marriage.for once girlfrnd take charge in the bedroom and stop dodging like a scared rabbit.He is prolly regretting why he married you;so,whatever you're planning to do,do it fast...SMH

Did he do penis enlargement?. Find out first.

Girls and their feelings!must it always be all about u?hav u ever cared for once to know how ur hubby feels?i would bet my allowee money that this (unfortunate)guy is not enjoying his marriage and most definitely not enjoying the sex(dis one is not lovemaking).the OP is the kinda gurl that just relaxes like a log of wood and expects her man to do everything.this kinda experience scares the living daylights outta mua whenever i think of marriage.for once girlfrnd take charge in the bedroom and stop dodging like a scared rabbit.He is prolly regretting why he married you;so,whatever you're planning to do,do it fast...SMH