₦airaland Forum

sauer:
I think that has to do with okafor's law or something

You mean the law of Forkaholics ?

LegatusGlaber:
Pay her back in her own coin bro

KingTom:
Get female friends and start gisting with them

Here is your solution.

Any lady who cannot give what she wants to get in exchange is.not yet mature for a relationship..

Make female friends too so she can know how it feels..

These are end times.

I am really wondering why a girl should do this..

That's how she came. See picture..

Mental Patient..

MarthaK:
That's not cool o

Sometimes when I'm typing a message, I end up changing my mind...

Time up !

Stop changing your mind..

I is for Isaiah.

1 is the first figure.

P is for pencil...

His village people remembered him...

Chai.

APC don suffer.

Eko o ni baje..

egift:
This picuture is causing HBP in TANiod Camps.

Who exactly is your Oga ?

Buhari, Tambuwal or Atiku ?

Nobody anywhere send any of them..

clitlicker:
Theif and deputhief, this two spent eight year in office and didnt buy one pistol for our army and now everbody be blaming gej,.

Agreed...

Deeman87:
U have been using nite plan where u subscribe for 3gb wit extra 1.5gb as bonus. Its d bonus that allow u to get access to d net anytime. for now it has been stopped, u only can get 4.5gb DAT can only work 9pm to 6am.
But d new mtn smartphone bundle plan u get 1.5gb daytime and 3gb DAT can only work btw 9pm to 6am

I see no difference.

Earlier plan was 1.5 G daytime bonus.

Current plan is 1.5 G daytime deserved.

Both 3G at night.

Ok, I now see the little difference.

The 1.5 G doesn't get exhausted before billing starts on the Night time 3 G.

Andyblaze:

Is that a big gutter ?

9jahubcom:
super eagles captain

Captain of Super falcons.

Nah female..

Deeman87:
Y’ello All,
 
Please be informed of the new MTN Surprise Smartphone Plan [4.5GB for N2,500]. On this plan, all our customers can now get 4.5GB Data for only N2,500.

 MyCustomer® will enjoy 1.5GB in the daytime and 3GB at Night time [9PM - 6AM] for 1 month.

It is the best Internet deal in the whole market and it is compatible with ALL Smartphones.

To activate this plan text 120 to 131. (this is different from the activation code for the Night Plan)
So spread the word. Chatting, Browsing, Downloading, Staying Connected with loved ones has been made super affordable for all, this season.

So what have I been using on my android since January 2014 ?

Where is the Nakkked bossom and centre of gravity .?

mystiqueDZ:
Ok! It's official!! The world is finally coming to an end.....

END TIME things bro..

mayapop:
my future man will do better than that

Nah me be the future man ?

Pictures or Idonbilivit..

Ok

Husband snatchers everywhere

Haa

Nearly cannot kill a bird...

Which video ?

Admin has a way of rubbishing these your links.

Pick them on the road and Zenith bank or GTB..

Are you ugly ?

Are you rich ?

Picture please..

The other day, I saw a man waving at me. I took it for greeting and i responded accordingly. He was standing across the road. Later he waved again. I said to myself, nawa o, this man must be very happy today.

Later that day, i decided to cross the road to receive some refreshment at the supermarket close by. The same man was still busy waving and greeting everybody passing whether known to him or otherwise. That was when I knew that substance was at work. I asked the shop keeper what went wrong with him. She said the man drank at his oga's office and started misbehaving then his Oga chased him away from his work place. I said okay.

It wasn't long before the man now started speaking in unknown language. He would speak English mixed with French, Spanish and Latin. Everyone was busy reeling in laughter.

As if that day's episode was not enough, the same environment witnessed part 2 of another drunk man today. He came out with a bleeding face. We were like, who fought with this man ? Is he going to a chemist to dress his wounds ? He didn't answer anyone. Small time he was back and came around to purchase something. He counted his money 8 times before passing it to the shop owner. He kept delaying to complete the money and even wanted to fight. Small time, he left the keke man he came with and started walking home. After a short distance he started running, the keke man burst into laughter.

It was an episode of come home with my goods while I trek home..

imoleay0:
N100 Recharge Card from APC to
Lagosians! Wetin Lai Mohammed and
Gomina Fashola go talk on top this one?
Na Phone Infrastructure abi?

Loading Card on empty stomach.

Rice infrastructure is better...

You guys should stop this mockery of the Word of God..

Banga Lee doing his Job to Poco Lee.

Bunch of talentless people..

End of Game...

She views this as an achievement but that's stu.pid.ity.

Though fine girl.