₦airaland Forum

geloorrrrdd: I will try to summaries my story....It all started when I went to a cafe,to register for ......... polythenic,I went there with my dad.Immediately I entered I caught eyes with a cute 'fair-skinned' girl,I liked her,but that like wasn't that intense....Nothing "spectacular' happened that day,not until I went there the next day,with my female friend(not gf)....This 'cafe' chick couldn't stop looking at me,being a jovial guy....I ignored her incessant looks towards my direction&started my registration process....The girl even came&sat near me to catch a closer look at her 'television'(me) I then,summoned courage and then asked her 'pls how I remove this icon' see as the girl reply me sharp sharp in her sweeet voice..Since then my 12hours sleep don reduce drastically...I no fit sleep again...With all indications this girl likes me...But I'm shy....How will I 'toast' this girl,....#Help a niqqur in need... Females comments are high needed,..#Sleep no go come this night again.

O lawd !

Abeg where is Mr Gbagauns when we need him ?

The things I am reading today are giving cause for concern..

Emodeee: mod it's UNFAIR o.... Tk ma thread to front page lah. a similar thread made front page. dn't tell me there is corruption on nairaland?

Go and master your tenses first..

Front page isn't for kids and jumbled write ups.

You can't even write well.

Smh.

Some people deserve slaps..

idu1: u don finish cooking?

Frying Egg now.

She didn't tell you all the truth.

She really phu.cked the guy during the break up.

Mumu..

There is nothing like long distance. Doomed to fail.

Ask Pastor Anita Oyakhi...

enoch273: for those of you who think my story's made of lies, I don't ve to make you believe me. This's not the first time this's happening, even in my former place of work, something similar to this happened, and I had to quit since it involves my boss daughter and her best friend. To those who did adviced me, thanks alot I'll put them in trials...sleeping with different girls's not an opportuinity nor something to be proud of. Cheating and taking advantages of girl's just not my style.

Eleyi gidi gan.

We pray its true..

claireshan: this is funny

Yeah, that how sweet it sounds when people lie..

Something tells me you are lying...

Issoright !

When una don phu.ck finish, una wan pray.

Devil.is a.liar..

Whenever my then gf wants to excuse herself from her friends to see me, she will tell them she wants to go and pray with me. Crazy girl...

MzPreshie: Lol... I think I love the texting part, its an old dead habit that needs to rise again.

Yeah ,nothing gets a woman's heart like text messages.

It takes a greater effort to text than to chat or call. So ladies appreciate this.

English composition is not easy..

I dey for kitchen...

Please go back to school..

Only two things can help you do this.

Either cow dung or urine..

Ipledge: You know say anything combination of igbo, and yoruba is always mad

If the mod that deleted my thread dont want Sango to feature amadiohora unto his matter make he bring back my thread,

You mean say Sango and Amadioha don dey do COLLABO ?













I go report them to Psquare and Don Jazzy...

donroxy: But your BF knows you aint even close to being a virgin !!
You as wide as Pacific Ocean that can swallow all submarines !!

Exactly, Virgin Atlantic...

barackohandso: But it doesn't give bonus with the regular code. Heard there's a particular code for it

I am on easy cliq anyway and a regular user..

Check your tariff plan..

jibbish: Oritsejafor is out of d question nau, TB Joshua n Chris Oyakhilome,make una sef wash una sef away frm d stains ooo. Nobody is too big to be sincere

I see..

barackohandso: Is it the regular recharge code or another one?

Yeah, the regular *222*recharge pin#

Where is Tonto Dike and where is the message ?

gabazin080: and u think wit dis ur senseless comment dat u dnt av a bigger problem than mine

Are you related to OBJ ?

Its her grandfather not JESUS CHRIST..

The usual Nigerian mentality that politics is meant for wealth acquisition.

All of them will fail..

wayne4loan: this is the car of my dreams

Do you know the meaning of extinct ?

I have never loved the design of the maybach even the few i see in town, all their accessories appear fake like Chinese stuff to the eyes
.

This is the problem with rebranding. When they saw they were not getting it right, close shop for one year and rebrand. Come out with new style.

There is no businessman who doesn't make mistakes before getting it right..

Hajime: Our Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing will not join this league

Wetin Innoson do you ?

Busybody Nigerians.

Leave celebrity couples alone...

I will kill one fowl. haha.

barackohandso: How does it work (the etisalat double value)?

Load Etisalat voucher N100, get N50 bonus

Load N200, get N200 bonus.

Load N500, get N500 bonus.

Etc.

Only N100 voucher has 50% bonus. Others N100%

Are you business minded ?

Can you make it outside the corporate walls ?

Then do like me..

First class travel..