₦airaland Forum

Be be be be.

Bend down low..

tellwisdom: **Goes to check my indomie on fire**

okay.

SpaceGoat: do you know how to love a woman??

Yun haf cum again..

Tallesty1: Same Here


I played her song inside my small poultry farm and the egg layers didn't lay egg for months.

It will never happen again.

Amen..

otokx: Another example of future continuous tense; telling lies in the course of duty will not be excused on the last day.

Lmao.

But you are the liar this time..

Say what, Say what ?

Anything can happen.

Hahaha, God is good.

Uncle Jona is a magician.

Send us drugs, they refused. Now the teachers are coming to learn from their pupils...

Eldavido1: Read my subsequent comments:
Nissan lagos:
Nissan Patrol Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV), Nissan Almera
(Sunny) saloon car and the Nissan NP 300 pick-up. All produce in nigeria.

Innoson Enugu: IVM models, hummer bus, trucks and recently cars

Hyundai lagos: hyundai i10, grand and elantra

peougeot kaduna: Peugeot 301, 508 and 308 models

Anamco Anambra: yet to commence full production

Is IVM car plant in Emene, Enugu, Or Nnewi Anambra state ?

People are confusing something..

mikeansy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automobile_manufacturers

sorry sir you are talking based on what you know!

He doesn't even know anything.

He has not visited exhaustive car sites to see for himself.


Ask him how many cars he has driven all his life. Maybe none..

MrKnowitall: This makes no sense. They're not even up to 22 credible vehicle manufactures in the world.

Maybe the meant toy vehicle manufactures. Of course!!

How many vehicle manufacturers exist then ?

Smh...

I pray nobody catches us urinating on my neighbor's doormat..

Do not try this at home..

#Team NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE.

Story, the girl go leave you..

achidisucre: Dear, pls r u sure of dis? Cos i wanna recommend it 2 some1... Tanx

Surest cure.

There abound many anti biotic drugs and the one you may spend your money buying may not contain the active ingredient needed to fight the very bacteria causing your medical condition. In a situation that it is even the correct antibiotic, the germ may still mutate after medication for one week rendering your medication useless.

GARLIC is the surest cure with more than 80 antibiotic ingredients to cure every form of bacterial infection in the human body.

Thank me later..

marieolae: no I totally disagree. It doesn't at all.

Hahaha.

There is one former colleague of mine who married exactly according to your description. He was even making jest of how the lady was giving him so much sex.

Not knowing she would eventually be his wife.. So when you want to poke, find a presentable person in case of stories that touch..

Following.

I have land but it is meant for my house first.

Before I start building hostel, I should be making big money daily. No be 5 room hostel I go wan build.

marieolae: This is actually what happened to my uncle. He met this girl which he had no interest in marrying. Just a fling. They were having sexx regularly and eventually she got pregnant. He insisted that she should abort the pregnancy but she refused. So in this situation, he was " forced" to marry her. And now I believe he is madly in love with her, not only because she is the mother of his child, but its something from within. I guess love after marriage is possible, but its not advisable to rush into things. The story doesn't always end in a glorious way. "And they lived happily ever after" may not be the case.

To be constantly having sex with someone requires a reasonable level of attraction..

lomaxx: When God is judging them already they're there yapping rubbish!!!

I'm more interested in how Uncle Jona's hand is being caressed. The president seems very happy

lol.

Nigerian busybodies...

Jonathan till 2019...

Shameless people..

Someone at Jim Iyke's age is still comfortable with a girlfriend.. and others..

Let them keep copying the West. That's why they cannot stay married after their wedding day..

Stomach infrastructure badly needed...

So Cameroonian mayor sponsors boko haram ?

Princecalm: Those people you mentioned did not just say"i will not go to school and i will be successful" it all happened due to some certain conditions.The type of mindset you portrayed in your write-up means you are trying to say even if people don't care about education they will still be successful.I am yet to see someone who did not attend primary school become so successful or is primary school not part of education.

If educated people are being called out, will you include a Primary school certificate holder ?

One thing in life is that every man grows up with a personal conviction. Whatever you believe works for you. There is no need smearing your conviction on other people with opposing views. If you remain positive, you get positive results. If you are pessimistic, you get negative results. Ultimately, man is the architect of his destiny..

For me, the passion I have for success makes me understand that success does not come by going to school. Infact I can comfortably sell my certificate because I know I must succeed in business..

Ahasco: Bastard

Your father's name for you..

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Saw this ride once in 2013, it moves at the speed of a jet engine..

So smooth like its hugging the road..

esof1: If she finds out, what can she do abt it? Its going to cause her heart aches and the husband may apologize and continue in a more discreet affair. If her husband doesn't respect her he wud bring the mistress into their home and she will do nothing but to either pack out or cope.

Only a heartless man will continue hurting his wife that way. It is also a big disgrace for the man to continue in such act when family and church members have been informed of his misbehaviour.

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Samiceman: God bless the Federal Republic Of Nigeria

Yah muan !

Jah rasta fah rai..

esof1: First of all, it was wrong for u to send that little boy to spy on ur husband. It wud av been better u didn't know abt the extra marital affair. Ignorance wud av paid u more.

Secondly, don't expect ur man to help u with chores always, even if u are 8 months pregnant, do ur best and keep ur home clean, do u help him provide money for the family because its obvious u are a full time house wife. ur dirtiness is part of what pushed him out.

Thirdly, how can u deal with the said home wrecker? Will u use juju? Will u fight her? You better concentrate on how to save ur home.

Lastly, why will a graduate marry an illiterate? It must be because of money not humility.

So straight to the point.

But do you say she should not find out if her husband is cheating ?

himkers: I don't have a complacent mindset. I just want to bring about innovation into the business. I want to bring in a novel method into farming business

Hahaha.

So you now place the cart before the horse ?