₦airaland Forum

himkers: Wow! Very nice inputs. Two Many heads are better than one afterall.

I guess you know nothing about business yet. Do you want to run down ?

You can only sponsor your effizy from excess profit..

I know people who started big in business and later closed shop, re-strategized again and started small.

So better start small because you may never have a second chance if you fail the first time unless your drive is very high..

UnknownT: I wouldn't be surprised if this is a title of a nollywood movie. With that nose, d fedora hat and his attire, he even looks like GEJ

Exactly, the poster is Pro-PDP.

The hat and attire represents Jona. The Alliance for PDP is also Pro-Jona.

Now the General Achara ike with a smaller image who is asking to be voted as Vice President is the General from the opposition party APC..

You wonder if the Vice President ever campaigns for votes too ?

That's the explanation of the poster...

DANGOTE.

ADENUGA.

It is not easy to make billions of dollars at first and secondly to sustain the growth tempo..

bobo65: c ya Nokia torch

Yes o, when making calls, Nokia torch is the best...

Thank God....

BenueBlog: Yes ooo, with six packs

I am counting like 14packs there..

Even lizards will get scared...

N500k going...

There is only one way I know how to satisfy girls..

BenueBlog: Lol, does he have to wait that long?

You know how many years he has waited before now and remained lean ?

Nah joke o, Nah fine boy o..

omenka: Just got my phone back. Had it confiscated ("for security purposes" before being ushered into the hallway leading up to the waiting room. Seems the war on terror and the expos on the social media have taken their toll on how our brethrens conduct their business. And I've got a wild hunch someone in here is a RAT.

I reserve the right to make further comments on this thread. Life's damn too precious.

And for the records, it wasn't the TAN CAN president I went to see.

There is no RAT.

Its just that you are exposing yourself so much that any intelligent person can pick who you are..

Fear fear...

NCMD: RECUITMENT! RECUITMENT!! RECUITMENT!!!

Massive recuitment currently availiable in the Nigera Custom Marketing Department ,we expected to recuit Maximum number of 40,000 staffs approximately,interested applicants should please send Cv,s to the nigeria custom marketing head officier @ onaiwuchristian@gmail.com, or call @ 08164016561 Staffs are entitle to accomodation and welfare allowances.

God will punish you judiciously... Say Amen ..

Packaging your punishment.. loading...

You know say money hard to make, you won chop person own for awoof.

Heeediiot... !!!

You reek of illiteracy. Do you know what it means to employ 40,000 staff all at once ?

No government parastatal in Nigeria will need such staff all at once. Your first folly.

Secondly, as a learner in the arts of 419, what correlation does this vacancy announcement have to do with the President's seal of office ?

Your generational mumuism is of a catastrophic and cataclysmic quantum..

Okworigeorge: lmao...datz jez me, even after becoming a gluten, I still remain dsame

Is okay.

Till 2015, when PDP shares rice.

LesbianBoy: These so called 'celebrities' (especially the females) are just so shameless!

Yeah, ladies can't handle success..

I see...

Which one is Samsung Alfa ?

Okworigeorge: 2face idibia is already a success in his own field and as of surpassing sen. Mark if he tends to venture into politics, it's likely

Is your village undergoing FAMINE ?

Why are you all bones ?

lirusehn: Playing a good mother when you around
another funny thing 'girls-in-love' do is this; when you are
around, you always see them carrying little babies
,playing with them cheerfully..

'just to show you they can
be a good mother/housewife's '



If a gal tries the above, i swear am gonna marry her even if she's hopelessly ugly.



#MyChoice

Are you serious ?

Love matters, because one lady does that everyday I visit. She even gives me the baby to carry too. No be her pikin oo..

I laughed hard at the, " I have headache ", " I have stomach pain " part.

The last one I heard was, " I have headache, please call me again in the evening "...

I no call o..

I hate all these fake stories.

If you arent the person it happened to, then get lost..

O boy, women be detectives oo..

Airforce1: dunno know her here in united states

I know her in Nigeria.

exxell: Am beginning to enjoy this thread... But OP is dulling. I knew it was going to be funny. OP, Y evils na?

The mumu knows he can easily be spotted with his watch and the car he came with and his female company.

Thread is dead.

omenka: My lunch. No time to stop and eat.

You wan show us IVtec dashboard abi guava ?

Some of these Nairalanders self...

The Landcruiser SUV , Lexus LX 470 and this Brabus GL700 have a common design..

Talk of over pricing from its manufacturers.

Moreover cars of this stature should have an all white, all cream or all red interior to compensate for their price..(personal conviction).

Verily, verily, one day cometh, I am gonna sit in my balcony of my all white mansion and behold sitting in my garage cars of this similitude in their tens falling to my right hand and to my left..

So help me God..

Will it add money to my pocket ?

If not..

If it concerns me, I will know..

Gordons jokes get at me more than any other..

Haa.Lee.lu.yah.

Ahasco: How can I download the map please

Fill your bath tub with water.

Add KLIN detergent of N500 then carry your phone and jump inside. With your phone in your hand, lower your head under water and be shouting, " DOWNLOAD"...

Obynobyl: its not because of Jonathan, its a plain fact. The two cities cannot be compared, I've been to both of them and I can authoritatively tell you Enugu is miles ahead of Owerri,over 98% of the roads in Enugu are tarred to the extent that the street before mine has been tarred twice under this administration, you just need to come to Enugu at night and sincerely speaking you will think you are in Paris. Sullivan is just wonderful and to think that he dosen't broadcast everything he does to the world is another plus for him. I respect that man.

Sullivan is the best governor in the South East and Enugu has the best roads.

I don't know what TA Orji and Ebonyi state governor can say about this..

I am ashamed to comment on this thread...

Award for being governor or what ?

auntytee: ode, hes just 5 years older than her. https://www.nairaland.com/1869120/slim-guy-chubby-lady...whats-opinion

You family surname ODE...

chiboy11: Wil u vote 4him

Why not ?

I don port.

At least his party has PDP in it..

Reasons why Nairaland should delete this thread

Smmmmmhhhhh...........

kuyola: She isnt underaged....she much more matured

You are 30 phucking an 18year old. (Your daughter's age mate)...

Guys get mind o.