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Tallesty1: Our Guys Are Woman-Wrappers.

They are kitten chasers.

If I had 4ked all of dem I saw on earth, by now I would be Solomon..

Austindark: forget am jare

notin dis fone go do wey my tecno noh go fit do

I am with you on this.

pat077: observation...

Kolo of the highest order..

texazzpete: You should. From the front...it looks like an iPhone.

From the back? You're gonna have it in a case anyway.

This is how it looks like in an Apple silicone case

https://www.gadgetsofworld.com/2014/9/10/Apple_debuts_new_leather_and_silicon_cases_for_iPhone_6_and_6_Plus-2.jpg

I daresay this cannot look any worse than the 5C you already have.

Now with multiple colours like Nokia

What happened to their signature black ?

Meanwhile.my Tecno phantom is more than a year old still rocking..

Kachisbarbie: I do dear. Someone said we ladies love big weddings, she may have to speak for herself, bc i am very conservative when it comes to finance. Not like we talking about ceremony here, just signing the dotted lines ...be it in church/court.
i don't support people that did it bearing in mind that a divorce will occur o, there is no room for that in my marriage. I just want that legal backing, you can't walk into any org and tell dem you are married without any paper to back it up.
recently I have even be asked for newspaper publication, i was so reluctant to do it...lol
my hubby just gave me as new month gift...hahahahaha

@100cents, I haven't seen it, my mail is telling me yahoo not responding...blablabla, wareva that means

At least try ma..

All these gay boys. Smh..

ggrin: Awwwwww
Sexy lips n kissable

Are you crushing ?

Kachisbarbie: I am living with him bc I have done my whit wedding. Never the Okoyes are learned.
Anyway by learned here, I don't just mean going to school, bc I have seen people that went to sch and act like were made in stone age and vice-versa.
...the learned I mean here are people that are observing how times are evolving and flowing with it. Not people that say it isn't our culture, it isn't our culture yet my grandparents did it in the 1940s...and my great grand parents did it too

@blebleswag: you asking if sum1 wud prefer having court/white to having trad.
-lets leave white aside.
-how much is court marriage. The last time I checked it was about 10k, and there wasn't need for entertainment.
...so that's not a fair inference/reason.
Some people wud do big trad and no white, why not leave the big trad and use that money for white.

@100cents : you never ready o. When you are ready, I will know.

I love my parents though, time for traditional rites, my parents came into the country, did the needed. My dad said, I don't want u to do big trad and say ur money has finished, I don't want trad, pls when you guys fix a date, mail your IV to me.
My father in-law being a traditional man was fighting for the Big-trad, me I say I no want o. Bc wetin I wan use that money do, dey my mind already....mbok....lol.

Respond to my email nah.

Shebi you said you will call her at your free time ?

I am not a joker in real life oo..

If to say nairaland get e-slap icon.

Poster go hear am..

MrsBreezy: Oh God

Our help.

In ages past..

Gooci: actually, na 4 sure pass

So you go open account for her, deposit the slap dey wait the day you go need withdraw am on her face ?

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Blebleswag: U said 'and d women seems nt 2 border' dats because its not dat important, cos if it was, I trust ma Ninja women na. Do u knw that most Nigeria men married on credit? Lik didn't paid bride-prize on d woman? U re here talkin abt white/court watever. Not dat is nt gud O. Or wil u ve prefer white/court marriage n decline traditional's?

I am appalled she used Peter Okoye who did only traditional wedding out of choice.

What of most Nigerian men who cannot raise good money to cover both traditional and church weddings ?

Kachisbarbie: Majority of the people I have seen do this aren't learned. I haven't seen any learned person do it around me...

Sometimes circumstance leads to that, maybe the babe gets preg, and dey start postponing it till after birth of the child...and keep postponing it.

I think it's ideal to do a court @least. Make the marriage recognised by the law...just incase.

I haven't done court marriage though. My friends keep telling me to force my hubby to do it, so I can be entitled to his fortune, like they don't pray for me to make good money too...rubbish.

My kind of woman.

Do make I invite you come my own wedding o..

Blebleswag: Buh traditional marriage is d most important. Must u wear white gown?

Thank you.

Poster is more interested in fighting for her rights to property.. She is not even a Christian as she mentioned divorce as an option..

God may I dodge all the girls with poster mentality in Jesus name. Amen..

Laugh no gree me..

Wtf is wrong with the poster ??

Dizzybizzy: 5.5m

Nigerian registered ??

For formalities..

1. Any faults on the ride ?

2. Why do you wanna sell ?

Charles4075: When we have natural speed limiting devices like pot-holes and the most effective is the NPF.. Just saying ohhh. Lol

See their agility as if lion appear now, dem no go pick race even with those guns..

eleojo23: But we already have natural speed limiters (pot holes) on most of our roads.

Fixed...

MadCow1: 5 Years, 5 Cars..




Okay! Now hear this:: No 'EXPERIENCED' driver would ever say; They can pick up 'ALL' signs of a problem with their car.

Example: I drive my car to the Bank... Park and stroll inside.. Get paid and come back to my car. Enter and put the key and No response.

My Dry cell Battery that came with the car that has been okay just dies.

Moral lesson:: Until the day Mechanical Adavantage is 100%, Every mechanical device is susceptible to failure without warning. #FACT!!!!


Dont Thank Me... Thank Physics..

As I was typing this message:: Someones brand new car just stalled on the road because a fuse just blew out or their fan belt just cut..

I agree with you on some aspects but not all.

For now, my battery does not die in one day. I observe when it starts dieing by monitoring its charging capacity on my phone.

I agree that a Honda accord bolt joint can pull as you are driving out of your bank without warning. I agree that your fuse can just blow at any time.

Your tyre can can change shape on a long distance journey due to high temperatures and excessive wear but before it explodes, you can observe it but may not be able to interpret it. I don't mean a trailer anyway because I have not driven one.

Some car faults are observable with driving experience, while others are not..

Ishilove: @bolded, Hian...

One does not need to prove everything.

MadCow1: How many years driving experience do you have and how many cars you don drive in that period..

I wonder why you ask. Lol..

5 years driving experience. 5 cars..

It is about how well. Have once covered 1800km under 18 hours...

How much ?

Richy4: The car must have been showing some unusual sign and you totally ignore it.

It can't just break down like that without a sign except the battery went low

Inadequate driving experience.

Even tyre losing air has a sign.

Uneven tyres. One tyre smaller than the rest has a sign. With driving experience, one can pick all.

Unknown to me, my tyre was losing air from the valves. Noticed my speed was slow while going to pick her.

The tire deflated down right on the return trip to my house.

I just change the tyre having the reward in mind. After sweating so much. Lady seated in the front seat unconcerned. I got home and took a fast bath. Had my pound of flesh. Everything went as expected afterwards. Still took her home...

@EroticAngelina.

Even the MODs and Oga CEO will be tickled..

She looks fake..

No second tot..

How much is the form ?

Poster, you are not a good businessman ?

God, give me a woman whose breasts are still alive and well..

Thank God I have no fears.

Only misused opportunities which will come again..

What of the report that the originally 3 storey house was being modified to a 6 storey ?

I rather believe that one than this..

Who get her phone number ?