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chinazaekperem2: this sh1t is like a toy in USA>

American wannabe.

In US grocery shops abi apartments ?

PapiWata: Now that same anti-aircraft gun can be turned on the terrorists, after replacing ALL of the ammunition in case any of it was rigged up to explode and kill the shooter if fired by the gun.

So the bullets are mini explosives

The size of its bullets are scary..

Crying is not enough.

Go and find them...

Unionised: Nope.

No way.

We don't molest here.

He must be an American.

Why must the bad ones be ours?

Misleading topic.

AMERICAN MAN MOLESTS AMERICAN WOMAN...

Fixed !!!

One thing I often hear ladies say that made them fall is quietness.

You looked so quiet but I am seeing that you are not..

Be confident to the core. When she shows insecurity, don't notice. When you call, ask how are you ? Never ask her where are you ? Call once in a day..

Women also notice fine faces..

I will say it is natural for an attractive man to attract females.. No big formula..

Timileyin: #

My sister is 27 my girl is 26

Fish brain ladies.

What is different between children and these two ladies ?

Push..

lacreamieboie: ensure they keep on fighting... then zoom off!
P.S: Ensure you break up with that girl!

What his girlfriend did is very silly.

Someone already seated, you want to unseat. Please is girlfriend an office or title ?

Even the poster is silly. Commonsense tells you that a person already seated cannot be unseated. There is nothing to be done about it. Next time the half brained gf can take the front seat. It is not her right..

marieolae: Do not support anybody, be neutral. Let them both sit at the back

Funny girl. Hahaha

yunisco: Congrats to Heritage Bank. We are waiting to bank with u jor, not those other fruadulent banks.

Sycophancy as usual..

juicydiceyjoe: sounds like a micro finance bank in ojota

Nah the same crop of people who owned and destroyed depositors fund in Societal Generale Bank that AMCON is selling enterprise bank to.

People who don't have a sense of calling and discipline in business..

I have never seen a Heritage bank in Nigeria before ?

Abeg, who has seen ? This one is arrangement not bidding..

They want to run down enterprise bank the way they did with Societal General !

7footre: His baby is so adorable

Whose baby ?

PHOTOSHOP !

sexzskil: I have sadists for lecturers. I did my best, and it was good enough

2.15 was good enough ?

O girl, I wish I were your classmate, I would have taught you but not for free..

redsquare: Seems Nollywood ain't lucrative any longer, why are all
these guys going into politics. From Julius Agwu contesting
governorship position in Rivers state to 9ice running for
house member representing Ogbomosho and now Desmond
Elliott. Won't be surprised if I see Osuofia or Baba Suwe
contesting against GEJ in 2015.

Actors collect counted money unlike their counterparts in the music industry.

I don't blame them. When you keep doing one thing for so long and collecting a certain amount of money, one is bound to lose interest.

Only big actors with endorsement deals can raise shoulders with music acts.. Even N20 m endorsement deal can be wiped off by buying one Mercedes jeep or Landcruiser jeep 2014 model. Make we no mention Bentley..

Can't you see how hard Tonto Dike has tried to break into the Nigerian music industry but her voice won't allow her ?

sexzskil: Fvck football My cpga is just 2.15, and u all here talking of one useless ball that adds no value to any life. SMH!

When you don't pay attention to your studies, what do you want us to do ?

Is there any relationship between runzing and playering ?

Wetin I go comment ?

Mikel be player, Keshi be coach, mua bu spectator..

My own be say I won begin chop the kind money these footballers dey collect weekly. £150, 000 per week.

God is on my matter..

passionate88: Contrary to popular belief's... I don't do such things

andromida: You mean he should rape the gal because she said NO?

If and only if it is a case of, " Stop it, I like it ".

marieolae: I agree with this,totally

Me too..

emmysoftyou: despite that we cant stop love frm flowing...

When people say love, they first rush into sex. They have not invited God, they have not renewed their hearts, they have not dropped affiliatiins with Ex boyfriends and girlfriends.

That's when you hear stories of a man or a woman having last sex with another person on the eve of his or her wedding to a fiancee.

That is when you discover that after marriage, one person or both persons are no longer interested in each other. That is when they start, cursing and fighting. That is when the man absconds from home leaving the newly wedded wife in an empty flat.

That is when you discover that both of them.were.in lust and infatuation.

God is love. Love is pure. Anything aside from this is not love.

extremelygolden: Love hurts joor. Too many lies and deceits.

If I handle a liar, she will start saying the truth.

Even a cheat can become faithful...

teewai3: really

Yea, really

Give your life to Christ and stop fvcking around.

Nobody will break your heart..

Danfoditee: OK

Seconded..

What did I learn from this thread ?





















NOTHING !

nwaobitex: the old one is jellybean the new one is kitkat. thats the difference

Exactly.

Intelligent people...

Once a lady is materialistic and fashion crazy, she can never do this.

How many ladies have an in depth sense of wisdom ?

Anyway I dey tell any lady say I no dey spend on girlfriend anymore. If you no want, go your way.

Mba, she won't go but rather stay.

But if you spend anyhow, the wicked spirit in her that deceived Eve in the garden of Eden go surface come brand you maga.

shayneharvey: They existed

In 2000 BC.

Before the fall of the Great Wall of China..

Sapphire86: This child again?

Onila has a problem.

I set up a committee to carry out a chemical experiment on her to ascertain the symptions of her health condition.

Chairman of committee is Space Goat, Vice chairman Lord Krall, Protocol officer Yungwizzy.

If I no heal Onila this time, I will pass her case to Ebola department in Ministry of health..

What of her first degree contacts ?

God, take away this Ebola disease..