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People find it had to belief me... |
Misblah: Yesso dem dey do am die! Gat a friend TJ..really cute guy bt dis guy no wan jst luk my side..we hang out,talk,I even buy him dinner most tyms bt d highest he's done is "sweetie thanks much,u d bestest friend in d whole world!"..n am lyk dude c'mon! Mst I write love letter b4 u knw say I dey trip for u? Anyhw sha I don fashy amWhy don't you ladies just ask ? Or you could just remove your blouse in his face stylishly that you feel hot or uncomfortable.. Guys don't read minds o. Worse off, the guy might be thinking the same but feel that asking or making a move will spoil your friendship. |
Ceasar1: Does everything have to be about punny?My dear, everything is not about punny. I have friend zoned a lot of ladies in my life. You know how ladies behave. When they want sex, they dont ask and most won't make any move. They just die.inside. Worse off I friend zoned my girlfriend for 5 good months. I never knew she wanted sex from the first date. I apologized when I found out. Yet I tasted no punny those 5 months.. |
MrCork: ..friendzo?... So u juss wanna make friend..u don't like punny?.....bro, no ooofense but u not g@y by any chance r u?Cork... |
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Yes, there is this lady in my area. I have dreamt like 3 times seeing her. Each dream becomes more compromising than the previous one. In the first dream, she was well dressed making passes. In my last dream, I saw her stack unclad asking for $£×… My problem is I am a virgin. Worst shocker is yesterday, the same girl came asking me, " What does it mean when you see someone in the dream " ? I was like WTF ? I felt embarrassed by a gossip I heard from someone saying I toasted her while nothing like that happened. Does it mean she is seeing me in her dreams too ? True life story.. |
temigracie: ....@ 100cents....please respect her decision....Which decision ? You want me to miss the trophy ? |
Nikky, are you married ? |
tsleazy: well just be a Man...you don't need to pull off magic tricks to bang her........just be calm and observe her body language, when she gives you green light- DO IT WELL.....but if u screw up this time it'll be harder the next timeTanx.. We talked it over. I apologized. She said no probs. I will be waiting. I do the talking now.. |
MANGAM: Loading...Loading... tomatoes inside keke.. |
Everyone of them wants to own a Bentley. The continental flying spur being the best of the lot. Anyway seeing this car live will convince you why. |
This is state govt agberoo style they are using to disposess people of valuables.. He would regret not collecting the earlier N5k. Very greedy animals.. |
If he can afford a flat. One room and one parlor self contained. If she refuses to marry him, then she doesn't love him. Stories can change tomorrow.. |
Did she work for the money ? In tuface voice, " I worked hard for the money, it is not easy at all at all ".. |
God help us. It was one case on Monday, now it is 15. Mr minister.. |
rozzay: Maybe u slept on d wrong side, try going bak to sleep nd ensure u r sleeping on d right side am sure d car will start in d pt 2 of d dream ![]() |
panachuku: all dis fanatic girls looking for a maga husband to put liability on his head, no go do sumtin wit ya lifeYou said this. I believe you. |
My imagination has been running helter skelter. This lady in the next street. She is allover my mind whenever I see her. I tried making her notice me but as her father is very rich, she is often inside a car being driven by a chauffeur. I started planning for her 3 months ago. My best friend's father in the hood has a volkswagen beetle. The boy sneaks out with the car whenever his father goes to drink dry gin at the local bar. So I got very close to my friend and he taught me to drive. My plan was nearing fruition. I told my friend about her, he suggested that the beetle will work. I agreed with him since our car was bad. One evening I saw her come to buy something on my street in the company of her friend. I rushed to my guy's house and he gave me the key to his father's beetle. Like wind, I was on my way to the supermarket in my street. I got there, I got down from the car and lost my voice. Thank fate that the crowd at the supermarket made it possible she was still there. My friend sat back in the car. I approached her and said good evening, she said fine. I told her I was going her direction as I had finished my own shopping. She said ok. She enetered the car and it refused to start. Is she a witch ? |
Advice wanted ! |
Houseofglam7: You say all these and forget the main three words, ure in trouble.Thanks.. |
Your tool in me is like the rod of Aladura.. |
Its so unfortunate the responses here.. |
marieolae: Wahala deyFine girl |
MrCork: ...bro are u pregnant?...dont no u and not sure y yor naggin. U homeless or somtin?No offiense sir |
hannesy: This is either andy or youngwizzy,how am I even sure both of dem ain't same personPlease I am new here. Check my first thread.. |
marieolae: What do u guys get frm this seriouslyI am sincere.. |
She means you should not waste her time. Ladies ![]() Better keep quiet. That's what I would do in your shoes. |
MrCork: ..thank uI am not offended MrDick or MrRooster.. |
I agree with number 5. Girls flirt a lot and tell lies about it. When you flirt back, they pretend.. She may be dieing inside to get down with you. But when you mention it, she acts uninterested.. |
My new gf wants me. She is so decent. I love her. Have been wondering how to pop the question to her about love making. Just the tot of it sends chills down my spine. She so cute. I have told her we will get down on our next date. She says no problems. What should I expect ? |
MrCork: ..is yor president name a persons name: good lock?You are funny sir. |
jennylove7575: Hmmm which lottery you win? Let's see ur profile pix...I don't do lottery sis. Why do you want my picture ? |
got my Tboy back 


