₦airaland Forum

1one: Really for a Nigerian girl, once you've been friend zoned... Even a nuclear bomb can't break into that zone and free you, I guess all these works in the Caucasian environment

Poster wan take one slap from these hungry girls...

datguyojay: BEEN HERE SINCE 2005. I JOINED NAIRALAND BECOZ OF U! YOU NEVER REPLY MY MESSAGES! WHY!! I QUOTE U U DONT REPLY. I DONT UNDERSTAND. JUS REPLY FOR ONCE!!

And this is your first thread.

Guy, you will be disappointed..

marieolae: I tink I'm more of a pear shaped..pear shaped girls all the way!!!

English abi local pear ?

Let me ask Google...

Will be back...

kkkp: Why do girls pretend alot?
why are they always confused??




****It seems they don't really know what they want ******

It takes being able to deceive oneself before being able to deceive another..

Skylee: It has bn observed & discovered & even proven dt ladies or women or woreva u feel lyk calling dem, dt "they dnt really knw wat dey want". No doubt, they are a very rare specie (after all they are nt really a part of God's creation agenda. Na condition make God crea8 dem).
#OP, I dey ur back!!!

Genesis 2:18 And the LORD GOD said, it is not good for the man to be alone; I will make an help meet for him...

Preach on preacher.

Op is supported !

Wicked people everywhere ..

Land is big business. God see us through...

oseiwe: Why will this country not be in this mess? So many threads like this.

My dear, the country needs God's intervention. So many jobless youths.

No industries. Palm oil is being mixed with chemicals to have more volume..

Nigerian girls don't keep one boyfriend...

They scare potential husbands and run after players..

I love cars.

Will love my garage to have 100 vehicles in 10 years time.

#team car freaks..

abagoro: As usual with the Igbo cowards you've either ignorantly or deliberately tried to exonerate this wicked man known as Jonathan from his disregard for Igbos and South-south people. All the roads transversing through the former Eastern regions are in ruins. I'm fed up with Jonathan's government and its ineptitude and utter disregard for Igbos. Somebody quoted Akwa-Ibom like the roads there are in good state. Try to travel to Calabar from Itu or from Ikot-Ekpene to Aba or Ikot-Ekpene to Umuahia. All the roads connecting Akwa-Ibom to other States are in ruins. Travelling on East-West road from Port harcourt to Onne takes 5hours. It is one of the worst roads in the world. Travelling from Port harcourt to Owerri is suicidal. Try to journey from Port harcourt to Enugu and you'll regret your life. Let's save our future. Igbos say no to Jonathan's disastrous leadership.

Don't insult me because you are here to campaign for APC. At least I know that Aba Umuahia road is under construction by Jonathan. From Ubakala to Ntigha stretch..

Bryan12: Ok.The only solution to this problem of aba and its environs is by making aba a state.simple

I strongly support. If it happens, I relocate to Aba.

IGBOSON1: My blood boils when i see all these bad areas of Aba.....bad roads; dirt; lack of aesthetics; and no one giving a fuc/k about beautifying and greening up the environment!

This is what you get when you elect a proper local man with zero vision, added to a passive cowed electorate! He has spent 7 years as governor yet he couldn't give Ariaria market a friendly and welcoming environment with world-class facilities that would make it a magnate for shoppers (retail and wholesale) from across Africa!

The annoying thing is that when he decides to do something at all, he uses cheaparsse labour armed with wheel-barrows and shovels, ends up delivering a really substandard fuc/ked-up job, and then pats himself on the back -if no one else will- and declares to the world that he's just given lucky Abians a legacy project, and that they should thank God they have him as governor! Fast-forward two rainy seasons later and -like Ukwu-Mango that he made a song and dance about fixing- everything is inevitably/predictably washed away, and poor hapless Abians not only revert back to having no road, but also are left out-of-pocket to boot!

The man just has no class, no taste and no vision!

Good summary, just tasteless and vision less.

Using mediocre contractors..

Mynd44: I was in Aba last year.....in a way, I agree with the OP.

Except things have changed

I was there on Friday, things have worsened.

Spent more than 2 hours on a one kilometer stretch at Osisioma.

Make I comment before I read.

At osisioma on Friday, I spent 2 hours 30 minutes on traffic gridlock b4 I could gain entrance into the city..

From Osisioma to Alaoji needs flyovers but the Abia state government acts like building government offices in Umuahia is more important.

Aba is the commercial nerve centre of Abia state, only equal to Onitsha in the whole of the southeast yet Abia state government is not intelligent enough to know that Abia economy is being sustained by Aba..

I pity anyone who uses that road often. PH to Enugu travellers, sorry..

psucc: Death everywhere.
Sorry that over 2 generations are gone.
The problem now is: what will be the charge for the owner of the egg?

Nothing bro.

He didn't poison anyone.

The mistake came from eating the intestines of a sick animal.

I don't even fancy intestines of any animal even agric chicken..

Thank God it was not Ebola. My mind ran wild on seeing the topic..

MisterLongman: Yawa dey ooo..... The man that laced the eggs with gamallin 20 should be charged for manslaughter.

Are you being funny or just ignorant ?

Intestine of dog indeed ? The flesh no do.

Dog wey dey chop excreta..

I have been catfished on nairaland.

I don't believe anything online...

Psalms 11: 3... If the foundations he destroyed , what can the righteous do ?

These churches that teach modern Christianity should learn from these stories.. God's foundation is righteousness and its unmovable..

purplesummer: I wonder how this crap made front page
This is purely a list of personal convictions of the OP. It cannot apply to every guy. All guys are not the same!

They are all true..

agrovick: u lost your gf to a banker

I was a banker.

Have never lost a gf.

Once I hit her with the rod, she loses sense..

mencade5: venting? You must be having hypnosis.

Am exposing you ladies.

Keep exposing them.

I met one new one yesterday, she told me she has been celibate for 2 years. I started chatting her up there and then and she has told the first lie.

To prove her lies, I asked the same question using a different approach/ angle. I got home and called her again demanding when she broke off her last relationship, she said 2013.

Bro mencade, 2013 to 2014, is it up to 2 years ?

She doesn't know I have marked her.

Meanwhile, this girl's short skirt can make a reverend father fall from his pulpit. hmmm

She is already 30 years of age and still feels funky.

I pity the next generation of young people.

Husband go elude most of these ladies when they clock 40.

When a girl exposes any part of her body. Either by Mini skirt or low neck blouse. She is selling something.

She is hawking for money in a decent way.

Don't fall for it. Girls are fat liars.

It takes an average of 6 months and making frequent visits for a smart guy to know a girl's ugly secrets.

Bros, if you have any doubts in your mind, just time will reveal, that your first impression about that girl you adore is real. She will try so hard to present herself as spotless to you. She is more fake than she appears to be.

Culled From my many experiences bro.

EternalBeing: Remember that currently (through satan or GOD)only the genuinely spiritual amount to something great in this generation. GOD is still very much in the business of making people celebrities. Chronicles 16:9 says "The eyes of GOD runs to and fro the earth seeking those HE can" make celebrities; holiness is the price. GOD (as HE did with Ben Carlson, D. K. Olukoya, etc. making them great today and tomorrow in the hereafter) and satan (as he did with... u know who, promises them today but no tomorrow because he knows they'll end in hellfire); both are still seriously looking for souls. True Love is still very real despite the fact that the devil has wrongfully programmed a lot of people's mind to live like dogs having multiple partners under self-deceit that true love does not exist. Get the mystery in Gen 2:24-25; Have sex only with 1 person you've chosen to "marry" because Sex=Marriage, the ceremony is not the marriage, Sex is the Marriage . If you've had sex with multiple partners, u r guity of polygamy ask your Creator for forgiveness. Paul said for those that can't hold yourself... search for your soulmate, pray and start Sexing. Marriage is NOT the ceremony and gathering of people NO! Read Genesis 2:24-25 to understand the Spiritual Mystery that Sex=Marriage. Whether u r 18 or 30, choose just one and GOD will prosper d union if both of u stay faithful to each other for d rest of ur lives. GOD created sex for us as a covenant Sweet bond between 2 persons that have chosen to become 1 (Sex=Marriage. Read Genesis 2:24-25 says "they cleave to become 1 and they were Unclad" . Understand the mystery that devil wants u to keep denying for the rest of their life). devil has deceived so many by trivializing Sex. Sex is grossly spiritual, whether you are a guy or girl, the person u give acess to your Private Part can easily destroy your Life and Destiny permanently. Remember, there's no physical way to identify a demon infested witch/wizard in church or in club; that girl, that guy u r planning and craving to have sex with might just be one. So, totally give your Life to JESUS and pray HIM to guide you to your own wife/husband, and HE surely will. Sex is the worst weapon that devil is using to destroy wonderful youths with Glorious Destiny in this End Time. BE WISE!

Gospel truth.

God bless you...

mencade5: some secrets about ladies that guys dont know is that:

1. ladies operate the same way prostitutes operates.

A - they always demand money claiming they gave you sex that they offer their body to you. Meanwhile all they did was lie down like dried firewood screaming ''harder! Harder!''

B - most ladies have multiple boyfriends. Prostitutes have multiple customers. And these ladies will never let you know about this. Some of these boyfrieds are sex them more often than you who claim to be their real boyfriend. My God! Please fear ladies and their wiles. Deceit is their second name.

Disadvantage.

With this animalistic behaviour of most ladies, they normally dont use their senses.

Prostitutes in hotels makes sure you use condoms no matter what. But ladies will tell you they prefer ''skin to skin'' banging.
The increase of STis by these ''walka walka'' ladies is something that men need to worry about.

Naija men be wise. Many of these ladies we see dont have sense, only few of them.

Have a blessed week my brothers

God bless you broda !

Mzflexydeeva: Explain that. I don't agree....for me some level of jealousy is healthy in a relationship.

The Bible even says God is a jealous God.

Jealousy is good when under control. If a partner isn't jealous, then there is no bonding in the relationship...

It shows the partner doesn't care..

Only in Lagos, Part 1.

A promiscuous male banker toasts at least 5 girls per week and an average of two to three visit him by weekend.

Some leave office without permission to go home and get down. Girls like such hot men and they keep falling for hot guys. Getting easily used and dumped.

wallex1983: Lecturing followed by Medicine

Lecturing should be high on that list too.

Olodo girls give it free to lecturers to make good grades.

But bankers and doctors errnn..

Tufiakwa !

I knew i was heading to hell as a banker.. Thank God.

zoeee: Funny

But true..

Complaining and smiling at the same time.

I am sure you were sore worried about it before creating this thread.

She actually went somewhere.