greatgod2012: mine is serious, my best............hhmmmmmmmm, i'm so intoxicated with his love, if he' not back home by 6p.m. I would be sick, calling and calling,by d time he comes, i would shout as if its over a yr dt i've seen him last and start calling on cd children to come and meet dad, but they already know dt they can not collect dad's bag, i will collect his bag, hold our hands together to upstairs and ......hhmmmmmm, oh, ilove dis guy so much, he's best man in d whole world, i dont think i can stay one day without seeing him.

Seun: Do you always get home before your husband, or are you a full-time housewife? How does he greet you when he gets home first?

tjskii: I go wait for him at d door,cos I'm excited hez home,give him a hug and a kiss,ave a big smile on my face(no matter ow icky my day has bin,I'll complain bout it later)take his jacket and briefcase in,ask him how his day was,dump the squealing wriggling kid in his lap and go get him his dinner

abbey621: The thing that always baffles me is the average Nigerian's way of thinking that all situations are the same. When it comes to marriage, people have their own way of doing things. In the U.S, most households consists of the husband and wife both working, sometimes they don't see each other till late at night, sometimes the husband prepares dinner, other time the wife does, both are working in order to pay the bills, so they pay little attention to frivolous things. the truth is as long as the couple understands the mechanism and are satisfied with it, why should you be concerned??

jackbauersballs: Due to the current stability in world Garri prices,I would expect my wife to greet me with a plate of HOT EBA at the door

^^
Seen different formats of this "price of garri" derived joke but this is the funniest & best of 'em all

greatgod2012: mine is serious, my best............hhmmmmmmmm, i'm so intoxicated with his love, if he' not back home by 6p.m. I would be sick, calling and calling,by d time he comes, i would shout as if its over a yr dt i've seen him last and start calling on cd children to come and meet dad, but they already know dt they can not collect dad's bag, i will collect his bag, hold our hands together to upstairs and ......hhmmmmmm, oh, ilove dis guy so much, he's best man in d whole world, i dont think i can stay one day without seeing him.

kemesty:
You call this frivolous, probably that's why their marriages crash at the snap of a finger.

chaircover: The advantages/disadvantages of watching too much nollywood

rokiatu:

The nollywood movies I watched, they start nagging as soon the man drive thru the driveway.

ifyalways: When do you have time to hug, kiss and grab "your" husband when you are obviously in your friends house observing them style

Hope you won't go kiss, hug or grab your friends hubby as you "think" she aint doing it right ?

Could it be your "constant" presence that is stopping this couple from getting their groove on? Maybe you should just spend more time at your "own" home.

Goodmorning ! Nigeria.

Mrs.Chima:


Come on! People are not divorcing because the spouse isnt standing by the door with slippers in the hand....they are divorcing because they are immature and doesnt have what it takes to endure.

Miss_Ife: I open the door for him and get on my knees immediately he enters the house, then I follow him kissing every inch of the floor he walks on, I finally feed him the best dishes I have been preparing for him the whole day. When he's done, I bath him, wipe him, and worship him all night long...


.... like seriously...

maclatunji:

You really do all of that?

toluxe0075:
are u sure? Abi na wetin u watch 4 film u put 4 here

nyere84: *squeezing my face* papa Nkechi welcome. Then, i start nagging him, on why he didnt drop money 4 kerosine b4 going out. because of dat, no food in d house. He will immediately respond wit a slap on my face, and fight will ensue bw us. DIS IS HW I WELCOME PAPA NKECHI.

rokiatu: An incident let me to open this topic. I have been observing this friend of mine for quite a while now, HEY is not like I am digging my nose into her business or anything but we are quite close and I am mostly at her house. And the way she welcomes her hubby home from work just doesn't sit well with me. maybe am a bit old fashioned but seriously she doesn't kiss, hug, or smile at him at all. She just sits there and go like "hi" She don't even ask how was work nor offer him anything to eat or a cold drink atleast.

Now don't get it twisted, these two people are quite in love, and both of them seems to have no problem with this at all seems like thats their own way of operating. As for me, even if he gets home before me, I still go out of my way to greet, kiss, hug and warmly let him know just how much I was missing him. Anyways enough abt me, how to you welcome your man home after work?
Maybe my friend is not weird after all.