hispinkolo: Lie on the floor and let him walk on my back in true red carpet style..

Sometimes a peck,sometimes it's what's up or just a nod and a smile,nothing ceremonial.This is how we greet each other.

E be like say na weightless midget like Farouk Lawan be your husband. If you try that with a well-fed 6'2 man-mountain like moi, you might not live to tell the story.

Yomieluv: thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.

Ishilove: We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.

Ishilove:
Lmao!!!

Just that? You are dull. Me, i hired some choristers who stand at the corridor everyday to serenade him with 70's and 80's love songs, while i stand at the end of the corridor, my arms outstretched,a well positioned fan blowing my hair slowly across my smiling face.

lmao..
You guys have so made my morning..
I can't stop laughing at all of the above!

The "Nigerian Wife" is pictured as one who does it all and gives S3x on demand

Erm, what's wrong with this?

jennykadry:

What is this nonsense? Mr perfect yet people have issues with you in the religious section? Even you and your "peace making" way cannot get things right, if you did people won't hate you as much as they do now

Hating on an online forum?

Jisos, people need to start getting a life outside of nairaland. WTF!

blank:

So what?
That is everyday life my dear and not all these romantic novels.
Save energy for where it is needed.

Noone said anything about romantic novels. It's just making an effort to add spice into your relationship. Seems like you have given up from this post. If that's YOUR everyday married life, same old routines? It does sound boring.

Ishilove: We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.

Lmao
Infact, i like this method..
Hmmmm, now i know i can face tomorrow!

nyere84: *squeezing my face* papa Nkechi welcome. Then, i start nagging him, on why he didnt drop money 4 kerosine b4 going out. because of dat, no food in d house. He will immediately respond wit a slap on my face, and fight will ensue bw us. DIS IS HW I WELCOME PAPA NKECHI.

u got me laffing,nice 1,papa nkechi no try at al,he didnt drop moni,and he wants to eat..lmao.

debrief08:
You are officially the funniest poster here.
I have only one request though, take the time to write out the words well and in full, makes you seem more mature and responsible

Who died and made u d awarder of awards and the correcter of english, ,I dey biff u gaann,I want an award too

I suspect your kini is getting wet for your friend's husband. That noted, me i like it when i open the door and my madam is right there n aked and she goes ' bros you're gonna get it today'

^ahahahahaha

kandiikane:

Erm, what's wrong with this?

Exactly? Especially the s3x on demand bit.

Yomieluv: I'm not marid,but i had an uncle then that always com home,heavily drunk.anybody that opens d door for him,is met with a slap from him...how do u expect his wife to welcom such?

she should wear an iron mask with a few sharp edges. After one or two nights he'll stop that slapping nonsense.

safeLove: E be like say na 'new-couple-na-our-marriage-go-sweet-pass syndrome' dey shack some of una. For just how long can a normal couple keep up with these hugs and kisses and yummie-yummie love-wan-tin-tin gimmicks as a matter of routine? I reckon it would all feel fake, perfunctory and downright annoying after a couple of years when the drudgery of marriage inevitably sets in.

Ah ah,we have to enjoy it while it lasts naw.. Every 40yrs old marriage also went thru the first couple of years too na.. At least until God finishes moulding my babies,I'll pet him na..

Chei!!! You madam are a cynic. Why shouldn't a couple keep up with hugs and kisses throughout the rest of their lives? It is not forced you know. Physical displays of affection are even more important when the 'drudgery' of marriage sets in as it assures the spouse on the recieving end that he/she is still wanted. So madam lighten up , marriage is meant to be enjoyed not endured

welcome honey.no ceremony

Some people are just daft. No hope

debosky:

Exactly? Especially the s3x on demand bit.

Lol, abi Oo. They are acting as if they don't gag for it when the man asks for sex.

...Because it's the man who mostly has the courage to initiate sex(since the woman won't due to 'shyness'), he is now 'demanding' it..

Women! Smh!

Miss_Ife: I open the door for him and get on my knees immediately he enters the house, then I follow him kissing every inch of the floor he walks on, I finally feed him the best dishes I have been preparing for him the whole day. When he's done, I bath him, wipe him, and worship him all night long...


.... like seriously...

Well,a lot of people didn't get ur point. For ur own good,try and come down from ur high horse,it pays to be humble.The humility I am talking about isn't any of d things u mentioned up there.U should understand what I mean.

i am just jealouso cos i am yet to marry, but i believe itgonna be wao, as for welcoming, from the gate, He wont rest, and i know He will do same for me

kandiikane:

Lol, abi Oo. They are acting as if they don't gag for it when the man asks for sex.

...Because it's the man who mostly has the courage to initiate sex(since the woman won't due to 'shyness'), he is now 'demanding' it..

Women! Smh!

Sharrap there, All these children, What do you know about s3x in marriage? Because you are in university sneaking and stealing s3x you wont let people hear word. I pray and hope you dont date married men who tell you this trash you are saying.
The s3x on demand i meant was women in non functional marriages whose needs are not met or cared for and are trained to be zombies. A functional marriage is where both parties are on the same wave length, understanding and s3exually compatible.
If for any reason I say No to my husband he doesnt go crying and threatening me with an affair like some Nigerian Men do, thats what I meant. A real marriage is work for both husband and wife, come back in 10 years when you can understand the language I am speaking

LMAO Debrief has killed it. Abeg let me go sleep jare. My oga chased me out of the bedroom when I busted out in laughter

Poor Roki, I was going to reply her thread this afternoon but when I saw some replies here, I gave up. You just know the romance section kids when they badge into threads and act like they have a brain when in actual fact what they have been carrying inside their head is their anuus

ifyalways: When do you have time to hug, kiss and grab "your" husband when you are obviously in your friends house observing them style

Hope you won't go kiss, hug or grab your friends hubby as you "think" she aint doing it right ?

Could it be your "constant" presence that is stopping this couple from getting their groove on? Maybe you should just spend more time at your "own" home.

Goodmorning ! Nigeria.

LMFAO

Ladies, ladies. . . a little sense of humour would be good here.

Yomieluv: thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.

This is the second best welcome after Miss Ife's .

debrief08:
Sharrap there, All these children, What do you know about s3x in marriage? Because you are in university sneaking and stealing s3x you wont let people hear word. I pray and hope you dont date married men who tell you this trash you are saying.
The s3x on demand i meant was women in non functional marriages whose needs are not met or cared for and are trained to be zombies. A functional marriage is where both parties are on the same wave length, understanding and s3exually compatible.
If for any reason I say No to my husband he doesnt go crying and threatening me with an affair like some Nigerian Men do, thats what I meant. A real marriage is work for both husband and wife, come back in 10 years when you can understand the language I am speaking

^LOL! Why did your husband let you out of your cage?

What is so special about 'sex' in marriage? Whaat? Do you get to do special positions or try other orifices?

How is the sex in marriage different to sex in a relationship? Or is it because there is a paper to say you can have sex?

Is it my fault that you married a useless husband who would go cheat because you denied them one night of sex? What is your reason for denying him sex, your va.gi.na dey pain you?





Lol@the old witches coming out of their holes.

kandiikane:



^LOL! Why did your husband let you out of your cage?

What is so special about 'sex' in marriage? Whaat? Do you get to do special positions or try other orifices?

How is the sex in marriage different to sex in a relationship? Or is it because there is a paper to say you can have sex?

Is it my fault that you married a useless husband who would go cheat because you denied them one night of sex? What is your reason for denying him sex, your va.gi.na dey pain you?





Lol@the old witches coming out of their holes.

Like I said, come back in 10 years when we speak the same language

debrief08:
Like I said, come back in 10 years when we speak the same language

I doubt we'll ever speak the same language. What language will I be speaking with a wrinkled lady in an old people's home?

ifyalways: When do you have time to hug, kiss and grab "your" husband when you are obviously in your friends house observing them style

Hope you won't go kiss, hug or grab your friends hubby as you "think" she aint doing it right ?

Could it be your "constant" presence that is stopping this couple from getting their groove on? Maybe you should just spend more time at your "own" home.

Goodmorning ! Nigeria.

Good advice. please stay clear

kandiikane:

Noone said anything about romantic novels. It's just making an effort to add spice into your relationship. Seems like you have given up from this post. If that's YOUR everyday married life, same old routines? It does sound boring.

Like i said before, So what if it is?

blank:

Like i said before, So what if it is?

I'm just stating what I noticed from your post. Nothing more.

SMH@Debosky.

Mrs..Chima:
SMH@Debosky.

LOL

Mrs..Chima:
SMH@Debosky.

Did you kiss my feet when I got back from work today?

Get your firm behind here before I get angry at you.

debosky:

Did you kiss my feet when I got back from work today?

Get your firm behind here before I get angry at you.

Are you Mr.Chima?