Mandelaguy: Phone rings.......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[b][/b]MANDELAGUY: hello
Tinubu: good morning
MANDELAGUY: good morning,how may I help u please?
Tinubu: I have been trying to reach Beaf,his line is not going,and one of my dogs on nairaland told me you have his special dedicated line
MANDELAGUY: hmmmmmmmmm
Tinubu: in case you think am the only one begging for access to him,Bakare is here,El Rufai too,and Buhari has agreed to a conference call. Hold on, let me connect all of us
MANDELAGUY: why are you guys worried? Beaf is fine
.............connection(conference call)
Buhari: we just want to apologise to him
El Rufai: we are wondering if the GEJ team got him angry and.....
Bakare cuts him short
Bakare: haba,Nasir,must you disclose our plans? You know very well that that fresh air team has floored our dogs on media networks,we need a new general,now that you have disclosed our secret to MANDELAGUY,I don't think our mission will be successful
Tinubu: don't worry guys, can fix MANDELAGUY with some juicy contracts in Lagos.
MANDELAGUY: (coughs) helllloooooo! Am still here,you guys should have resolved your divisive differences before calling me. I am busy on nairaland.
Buhari: hold on! Hold on my dear, you know that we can iron things out here and now.
El Rufai: please

Tiiin koooo! Tinnn kooo! Network.

Ooooommmm! These guys are calling me again.

All jokes and BS aside, at the end of the day, one would hope that Beaf is alright and just too busy to visit NL. I wish him well.

Choi!!!
see as grown up men and women dey hia dey display dia beautiful talent of NGBADA-ISM bickering ova one nigga wey dey sumwhere dey feel funky-too-good for una head.

I don't like people that lie; or even worse is one of my petpives which is falsely accusing someone else even when you know you dont have all the facts eh.
That is not just immature and puerile behavior, but also very unethical. i guess it only eats up the bearer of such falsehood until they accept the truth or plainly stop pre-judging people, acccept the truth, decide to live by it, and even better yet, ask God to help in setting them free and living a happy life.

... and i am referring to Dendum in this post...
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olivertwist: Rumour has it that Beaf is currently on a trip to Germany probably to rest because of NL stress caused by the likes of Gbawe, Demdem etc. However, we are yet to get any feedback from our German correspondent about the latest development and what Beaf's mission in Germany truly is.

Stay on this thread for more info.

Mandelaguy: Phone rings.......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[b][/b]MANDELAGUY: hello
Tinubu: good morning
MANDELAGUY: good morning,how may I help u please?
Tinubu: I have been trying to reach Beaf,his line is not going,and one of my dogs on nairaland told me you have his special dedicated line
MANDELAGUY: hmmmmmmmmm
Tinubu: in case you think am the only one begging for access to him,Bakare is here,El Rufai too,and Buhari has agreed to a conference call. Hold on, let me connect all of us
MANDELAGUY: why are you guys worried? Beaf is fine
.............connection(conference call)
Buhari: we just want to apologise to him
El Rufai: we are wondering if the GEJ team got him angry and.....
Bakare cuts him short
Bakare: haba,Nasir,must you disclose our plans? You know very well that that fresh air team has floored our dogs on media networks,we need a new general,now that you have disclosed our secret to MANDELAGUY,I don't think our mission will be successful
Tinubu: don't worry guys, can fix MANDELAGUY with some juicy contracts in Lagos.
MANDELAGUY: (coughs) helllloooooo! Am still here,you guys should have resolved your divisive differences before calling me. I am busy on nairaland.
Buhari: hold on! Hold on my dear, you know that we can iron things out here and now.
El Rufai: please

Tiiin koooo! Tinnn kooo! Network.

LMFAO! This got my ribs cracking! Nice one bro! U too much.

amicdan: All for the almighty BEAF 7 pages n still counting....

Beaf the legend in the biggest online community for Nigerians and friends.

how much is the legendary BEAF WORTH :d

I hope he didn't lose out in the ijawlization of the south-south.

ndu_chucks: All jokes and BS aside, at the end of the day, one would hope that Beaf is alright and just too busy to visit NL. I wish him well.

The same here.

This was the same question, we asked " Where is YARA'DUA ?" in 2009/2010.

I hope the answer at the end stays different sha.

OMFG!! 8 pages on BEAF gone missing.. this guy is truly a Nairaland Legend

Beaf is the most popular person in nairaland, even dwarfs Seun

hornipipe: how much is the legendary BEAF WORTH :d

10 virgins

Beaf is a legend.

van bonattel:

10 virgins

u must be a boko man

He is just hiding under another user ID, the last I checked, he had about 7 user ID's and he was posting as Mandelaguy