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Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by TheSly: 7:35pm On Feb 22, 2008
cheesy grin cheesy grin

when i did it the first time. . . it was approx. 49 secs

Then i prayed to God and he sent me an angel from heaven

who taught me how to do it . . . . . . Praise the Lord. . . cool
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by adeboo(f): 7:36pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Wetin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 7:37pm On Feb 22, 2008
sorry ma, it was a typo
nothing

@Sly
who taught u? Ashewo grin grin grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i just checked a thread now, and i saw the similarities in the way u post and Moody's
i was about to tell you who u are. . .

this is the real return grin grin grin
when you were in Nigeria, i was in the UK so i missed all your partying!!
nyways, where is Islander? shes been missing from my radar

so how is u doing?
i gat gists for u oo
LOL i know right, am not good in disguise
You sure missed it all, the partying especially that strip club in Ikeja wink wink, but i had a blast sha no home like Naija.

Hope you had fun in UK, even though it was kind of cold

Islander is fine jare, haven't spoken to her today, i guess she's at work. long day for her
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by TheSly: 8:03pm On Feb 22, 2008
tbk. . .


when is your naming ceremony? i hear say ur 5th wife don born triplet cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

na angel taught me how to jigijigj wah wah!!. . . cheesy
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 8:11pm On Feb 22, 2008
LOL i know right, am not good in disguise
You sure missed it all, the partying especially that strip club in Ikeja , but i had a blast sha no home like Naija.

Hope you had fun in UK, even though it was kind of cold

Islander is fine jare, haven't spoken to her today, i guess she's at work. long day for her

yeah, i missed all the partying, so sad. Just had to be in the UK that time. I had fun sha but nothing can be compared to Las Gidi's trips

yeah i think Islander is so so busy. . .i think the weather aint helping matters
Good to know u had fun sha

u sure missed all the places i would have taken you. . .coded places
places tkb and his cohorts only can enter grin grin grin


@Sly
my fifth wife? u sure dont know wassup again
my wives as at the last count will be 7 soon
watch out! cheesy cheesy
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by PERVERT9: 8:13pm On Feb 22, 2008
[quote author=tkb417 link=topic=107971.msg1986130#msg1986130 date=1203705445

@Sly
who taught u? Ashewo grin grin grin
[quote][/quote]what delicious experience grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Busta(f): 8:15pm On Feb 22, 2008
@sly

49secs only? shocked
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2008
what delicious experience
grin grin grin na real delicious experience
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 8:18pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:

yeah, i missed all the partying, so sad. Just had to be in the UK that time. I had fun sha but nothing can be compared to Las Gidi's trips

yeah i think Islander is so so busy. . .i think the weather aint helping matters
Good to know u had fun sha

u sure missed all the places i would have taken you. . .coded places
places tkb and his cohorts only can enter grin grin grin


ahaha well I was able to enter with my guy and his friends connections wink, and most time we didn’t have to pay that 2000 Naira entrance fee.

Maybe next xmas we might hang up wink, thats if you are in Naija sha

yes oh this weather isn't helping at all, it's snowing and raining, it's really mess out there
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 8:26pm On Feb 22, 2008
ahaha well I was able to enter with my guy and his friends connections , and most time we didn’t have to pay that 2000 Naira entrance fee.

hahaha, my haven is strictly for members. Guys and gurls alike. Upwardly mobile professionals, i tell u, u missed that place grin grin

ur guy? angry angry we shall talk off camera later

Maybe next xmas we might hang up , thats if you are in Naija sha
lets see how it goes. . .plenty months away.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 8:32pm On Feb 22, 2008
tkb417:

hahaha, my haven is strictly for members. Guys and girls alike. Upwardly mobile professionals, i tell u, u missed that place grin grin

Is it a club or just for hang out spot and what area is it located at

your guy? angry angry we shall talk off camera later
no vex jare tongue lol

lets see how it goes. . .plenty months away.
abi
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tkb417(m): 9:11pm On Feb 22, 2008
@OMO EKO grin grin
Its a club on the Island not for everybody. . .
nyways, we shall talk off camera
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by tRoOE(f): 9:14pm On Feb 22, 2008
lol iight oh, peace out sha
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by TheSly: 9:30pm On Feb 22, 2008
Busta

a very big yes!, . . . cheesy tongue tongue

Too much sugar in the system, choclatez and so on. . . tongue tongue

But that was then, way back in sec. sch, . . . cool cool


Tbk

So how'zit g.onna be? cheesy
R.S.V.P? tongue

Pervert

was it not u who claimed that nairaland girls have put ur relationship into jeopardy? dont worry by the time u get castrated by ur wife, u gonn@ know wuz poppin. . . . . .hiss
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by sesethu(f): 9:40pm On Feb 22, 2008
I dont thnk u can b taught.when i make love it comes as a natural response to my lover.the way he touches,whre he touches,and my mood as a woman sex is a mind thng,if i am nt in a gud state of mind it wont hapen
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by ifyalways(f): 9:49pm On Feb 22, 2008
@topic,mills and boom
hearts and hints. esp 42nd avenue wink tongue
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by saucekid(m): 10:23pm On Feb 23, 2008
who taught me?
definitely wasnt ekaette grin grin grin

i had a brain blast one day,called me galfriend the next day,did it the third day
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Ayindeak(m): 11:54pm On Feb 23, 2008
u know who taught me how to make sex? My first partner. I believe she was taught by some1 more experience than she was. Some 1 more experienced must af taught that guy too. And it went like that before the lady now taught me. On my first, i actually went a wrong way.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Nobody: 2:57am On Feb 25, 2010
stupid questions attract stupid answers shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked my mom taught me. she said i have 2 open my legs wide n john thomas will have a field day there grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by echobee(f): 7:28am On Feb 25, 2010
u taught me. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by kingsikaz(m): 2:49pm On Feb 25, 2010
kulyie u too much o.i fil lik putin it inside inside.so dat u'l undalie beta. cheesy
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by obiksam(m): 3:50pm On Feb 25, 2010
Buster
In my opinion, nobody needs to teach anyone such things……God created us with all that and the rest is just applying your common sense.

I agree with u.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Nobody: 8:15pm On Feb 25, 2010
@kingsikaz lolllzzzzz grin grin grin grin grin orisirisi.na wa o.na so dem dey take arrange sex partner. desperate times calls 4 desperate solutions o grin grin grin. nywayz small kulyies doors r closed n padlocked with iron padlock so no entrance 4 any JOHN THOMAS.she's busy relaxing untill d rightful owner comes 2 take his property,after all d traditional n marital rites have been fulfilled grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Krissykriss(m): 8:30pm On Feb 25, 2010
Recipe for makin love:
1. flour
2. butter
3. Egg
4. Sugar.
Method:
Seive d flour & add butter. Add lil water & continue mixing. Beat d egg properly and add to d mixture of flour, butter and water then continue mixing. Add sugar & mix for more 15 mins. Fry for 20 mins & u've made love!
Now i've taught u how to make love. Dont tell me u didnt learn.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by daduke2k(m): 10:30pm On Feb 25, 2010
Correct, i get job 4 u in my restaurant. Bt no b bread wey dey ask u o, na how 2 mak luv.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by daduke2k(m): 10:31pm On Feb 25, 2010
Correct, i get job 4 u in my restaurant. Bt no b bread wey dey ask u o, na how 2 mak luv.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by lanrubi(m): 7:08pm On Apr 23, 2011
emi ekun, nobody taught me, emi okunrin meta
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by BABE3: 7:21pm On Apr 23, 2011
ADVOCATOR! cheesy
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by Nobody: 7:37pm On Apr 23, 2011
The guy who took my virginity. DUH tongue.
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by UyiIredia(m): 7:45pm On Apr 23, 2011
I've never had sex though I have had some *eehm !!!* close shaves. I think making love is more than having sex. I hate it when we stereotype the word making love to just sex. It's more than that . . . really, it is
Re: Who Taught You How To Make Love? by 190: 7:52pm On Apr 23, 2011
[size=18pt]BABE cool cool[/size]

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