Una be fool: Am speechless

HOW OLD ARE U. Speechless or brainless?

Atym we go xtra miles to pleas woman but the most hrt brkin tin is wen dey jugde u,dey dnt Look back

Mine was crazy o... me and ma ex went to the cinemas. I had four thousand naira on me and one thousand naira in ma bank account .. and it was ma last penny and not expecting salary soon...spent the whole five thousand on her. so i was broke for the rest of the month.. Men I suffered that month o and upon all the gal left me to go back to her ex!

caesare: i remember when we went for an outing and on our way back we met serious hold up, she suggested that we should come down from the taxi and stroll home. so we began strolling and we where having fun while at it till she complianed about her shooe paining her so i offered to trade footwears since mine was more comfortable. mehn na so i use wear woman shoe trek 2km and she was making jest of me along the way.

LOL......my tummy ooo
how on earth could you?

caesare: i remember when we went for an outing and on our way back we met serious hold up, she suggested that we should come down from the taxi and stroll home. so we began strolling and we where having fun while at it till she complianed about her shooe paining her so i offered to trade footwears since mine was more comfortable. mehn na so i use wear woman shoe trek 2km and she was making jest of me along the way.

guy u try...

Idowuogbo:
and u d last born of a tortoise felt d need to quote me abi?

nah,queen of cretins,i felt d need to scold a despicable individual

Gals r complex being atyms u hardly tel wat dey want.pleasin Them is d hardest task.I stil do silly tins to them Til daTe cos its part of life

Rooneyboy:

what else can u ladies offer other than to.to

MALLAM ROONEY BOY!!!!!!!!! LWKMDFHO

FOREXMART:

MALLAM ROONEY BOY!!!!!!!!! LWKMDFHO

dat was harsh buT its dia wealth so dnT blame dem nature made it so

I've done many o. Bt let me just say 2. (1) Bak in d village, i refused 2 leave her afta series of threats from her father. Finally, her father attacked my body wit skin diseases wch almost destroyed my skin (although she showed me love 2). No. 2, i stole som1's phone 4 her cos her phone spoilt and she didn't av anoda 1. May God 4giv me pls!

berem: My man bought suya for me.while I ate the beef he ate the onions and cucumber.and I asked him why he doesn't wanna eat the suya? And he said "babym ayam satisfied with the onions and cucumber". Lol!

Lie lie.Who wan call you 'baby'?

In my 100 level in Uni, there was this girl I was dying for/dating Grace, she would always be posting me while straffing some other guy in town!!! This particular day I had a cold shower, dressed and went to a place we called "love garden" in school, bought chocolate and juice for her with the little money I had, secured a comfortable position their! I called this girl for hours, yet she wud tell me she was on her way! Her hostel was less than 400meters away. I sat in the cold harmattan night all alone in the dark waiting, afta like 5 hours from around 7 to like to 12, I left for home sad, rejected! Guess wat, as I passed front of girls hostel, loo and behold, she was alighting from one sugar daay's car, oh I almost fainted, the first girl I loved with my soul! Lol. God saved me from dying of hrt break!

heya

eldoradoxx: In my 100 level in Uni, there was this girl I was dying for/dating Grace, she would always be posting me while straffing some other guy in town!!! This particular day I had a cold shower, dressed and went to a place we called "love garden" in school, bought chocolate and juice for her with the little money I had, secured a comfortable position their! I called this girl for hours, yet she wud tell me she was on her way! Her hostel was less than 400meters away. I sat in the cold harmattan night all alone in the dark waiting, afta like 5 hours from around 7 to like to 12, I left for home sad, rejected! Guess wat, as I passed front of girls hostel, loo and behold, she was alighting from one sugar daay's car, oh I almost fainted, the first girl I loved with my soul! Lol. God saved me from dying of hrt break!

eldoradoxx: In my 100 level in Uni, there was this girl I was dying for/dating Grace, she would always be posting me while straffing some other guy in town!!! This particular day I had a cold shower, dressed and went to a place we called "love garden" in school, bought chocolate and juice for her with the little money I had, secured a comfortable position their! I called this girl for hours, yet she wud tell me she was on her way! Her hostel was less than 400meters away. I sat in the cold harmattan night all alone in the dark waiting, afta like 5 hours from around 7 to like to 12, I left for home sad, rejected! Guess wat, as I passed front of girls hostel, loo and behold, she was alighting from one sugar daay's car, oh I almost fainted, the first girl I loved with my soul! Lol. God saved me from dying of hrt break!

ma brother sori o...

eldoradoxx: In my 100 level in Uni, there was this girl I was dying for/dating Grace, she would always be posting me while straffing some other guy in town!!! This particular day I had a cold shower, dressed and went to a place we called "love garden" in school, bought chocolate and juice for her with the little money I had, secured a comfortable position their! I called this girl for hours, yet she wud tell me she was on her way! Her hostel was less than 400meters away. I sat in the cold harmattan night all alone in the dark waiting, afta like 5 hours from around 7 to like to 12, I left for home sad, rejected! Guess wat, as I passed front of girls hostel, loo and behold, she was alighting from one sugar daay's car, oh I almost fainted, the first girl I loved with my soul! Lol. God saved me from dying of hrt break!

i guess you must be a futoite sowi

eldoradoxx: In my 100 level in Uni, there was this girl I was dying for/dating Grace, she would always be posting me while straffing some other guy in town!!! This particular day I had a cold shower, dressed and went to a place we called "love garden" in school, bought chocolate and juice for her with the little money I had, secured a comfortable position their! I called this girl for hours, yet she wud tell me she was on her way! Her hostel was less than 400meters away. I sat in the cold harmattan night all alone in the dark waiting, afta like 5 hours from around 7 to like to 12, I left for home sad, rejected! Guess wat, as I passed front of girls hostel, loo and behold, she was alighting from one sugar daay's car, oh I almost fainted, the first girl I loved with my soul! Lol. God saved me from dying of hrt break!

. Sowie o! But guy i fit bet wit my sport car say na Abu zaria student u b, love garden? Hostel 400mtres away (Ribadu hall?? Hmm.. Tek hrt ok na Abu grls wrk b dt.

dnawah: your type is just one bottle of fanta na!

ur type cant afford me na!

annawhite: ur type cant afford me na!

After almost 3 months u came back 2 answer

dagr8:
After almost 3 months u came back 2 answer

dnt let me set ur balls on fire

omo them plenty oooo...thinking she was a virgin and doin everything just to please her but the day i finally did it, omo no blood ooo...benin lagos express road...cheatin on me all this while...

God dey

Hmmm?,mine was cunninlingus.mind d lady was my girl...and i got finger bruises on my back 4 my headache.

ubong560: I've done many o. Bt let me just say 2. (1) Bak in d village, i refused 2 leave her afta series of threats from her father. Finally, her father attacked my body wit skin diseases wch almost destroyed my skin (although she showed me love 2). No. 2, i stole som1's phone 4 her cos her phone spoilt and she didn't av anoda 1. May God 4giv me pls!

ubong560: I've done many o. Bt let me just say 2. (1) Bak in d village, i refused 2 leave her afta series of threats from her father. Finally, her father attacked my body wit skin diseases wch almost destroyed my skin (although she showed me love 2). No. 2, i stole som1's phone 4 her cos her phone spoilt and she didn't av anoda 1. May God 4giv me pls!

ogbeni! U dey vex o!