condralbede: Choi i Bleep up......half bag of garri and a packet of cube sugar dat my mama arrange 4 me make i carry am go back to sch....wit oda gbegbero nah so i go dumb am 4 a girl house.al in d name of stincking love....now see hw price of garri has increased.

legacy_systems: HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET

ELEMENT: Woman
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder/paint
2. Bolls at absolutely nothing, freezes for no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
I. Reacts well to gold, platinum and precious metals
2. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USE
I. Highly ornamental
2. Can greatly aid relaxation
3. Can be effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS
I. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must not make eye contact

dnawah: Fainted after donating blood to her,and she dedicated herself to me.(she here now)

annawhite: starving just to save enough money to take her to a fast food centre!

Empty headed men

Suigenerisshegs: I wntd to surprise her with a gift,so i hid in a thick bush along the path she normally takes,i waited 4 hours but she didn't show up,a wild thorn wrecked havoc on my left arm,had to visit clinic

elari: Not using a condom because she claimed she wasn't enjoying it, that action gave me candidaisis, the itching after 2 days na die. Which she leta claim would be from the girls hostels toilet and not her skankerous attitude

patholaw: dis is madness

iykofias: Stayin wit her in hospital during exam period.

Donlouise: Wrote a later 2 my babe back den in d barracks. Na so I carry d leta give 1 small boy make e go give d babe 4 her house na so dis boi carry my luv leta go give d babe papa my trashing dat day na die. In d leta I told her 2 meet me @ our secret place instead it was her fada dat showed up d rest na history

okpara damian: Runs her admission 4 her wit my money,pay her house rent,still yet, she continue prolonging me of sleeping wit her,at last another man disvirgin her,i nok my self any time i remember dis.but other girls ar seeing d revenge now.

stevewale: Always making me to wash her pant anytime we are bathing together. Hahahahahaha!!! I feel stupid anytime I thought of it now

jaybabs_1: Alrite guys here's mine, was broke sold my lapi to help add up to her tuition fees, still, during my financial downtime, sold my storex water reserve tank and pumping machine to help her final year project demands, once drove all the way from kano to Lokoja to attend her birthday (the one i single-handedly funded) night journey for that matter, at the end nko? she left me for one school capon, she is regretting her actions now, and am good now, but cant stop spanking myself anytime i remember these crazy things...lesson learnt sha.

shadrach77: has anyone noticed that the common denominator in all these stories is that they woman left after all the effort. Imagine a guy dying because he was writing an exam for you and yet you denied the guy. The moral is, it's foolishness to try and impress a lady by punishing yourself. She won't see you are being loving but would see you as a mumu. Just be yourself - what will be will be

Koolking:

I have learnt from women. No matter how much you try to please them, they will still look elsewhere. They are shadows in disguise. There is no love, it's all about what you can offer. It's apt to accept "women are almost the same", after my mother's generation.

end of discussion which is why i have 7 OF THEM unknown to themselves at the moment

patholaw: dis is madness

190-the-clown:


end of discussion which is why i have 7 OF THEM unknown to themselves at the moment

Idowuogbo: he go hug dinosaur for my sake

IDIOTA!!!

Chuks16: Given her my ATM PASSWORD.

Suigenerisshegs: ingrate,callous being .hugging a dinosaur is synonymous with hugging a cactus..smh 4 d poor guy