~vicky~:
pardon the english with igbo

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

Dawn of Joy: hehehehehehe! Lwkmd! Ayamu die witi lafuu here oooo!

ghettodreamz: Adùfẹ…… owunmi lobìrin, oréké lé wà ọmọgé…mo nífé rè tori torùn, tèsè táyá, tojú, tẹ́nu
Odùn lobìrin lá tokè dé ìsàlè. Tim bá tin ri ẹ áyá mi á ma ṣẹ gbìgbìgbì
Ọlọmọgé Ẹlẹjè tutu
Larìn awọ̀n ọmọ obìrin tí o wa layẹ yìí, iwo ni ọkàn mi yàn
To bá kọ̀ látì fẹ́ mi, mo má pá rá mi si ẹ lórùn
Wá ṣe temi..emi náà fẹ́ ṣe tí ẹ
Awọ̀n sisi pọ ni gbóró tí mo fí yan ẹ
odùn jú gbógbó cranberry juice layẹ yìí ati ọrún….

Adùfẹ baby mi… jọ́wọ̀ dákun ṣe temi…..babi yii jóò
mo fí ásíkọ yìí ṣélérí fún ẹ wípé nígbò jò, nígborùn, bí ìlẹ́ bán jó, bólẹ̀ bán já, tí ẹ ní mó má ṣé lojokojo

Ti ẹ ni tóòtọ
Ọkọ Adùfẹ

English Version
Adufe…a woman of my choice, beautiful young damsel. I love you from head to toe
Sweet lady from top to bottom. Whenever I set my eyes on you….my heart beats fast
Cool calm and collected beautiful damsel
Of all the women in the world, you are my hearts choice
If you fail to be with me, I can kill myself
Be mine, I want to be yours
There are many women in the world but i picked you
You are the sweetest juice ever
Baby please, be mine, please now,
I want to use this time to let you know that in all weather conditions and disasters, I’ll be yours at all time

Truly Yours
Adufe’s Boo


http://www.mediafritiq.com/2012/02/14/west-african-love-poems-and-letters/


I stumbled on this a while ago and found it interesting. The question is, have you ever written a love letter in your dialect before? And how good/suck were you in passing the message across?

berem: Ezigbo di m, kedu ka imere? Kedu maka ahu gi na oru? Ihe mere m ji ede leta a bu na ka m gwa gi na emisiri ngi nke ukwu.kamgbe i hapuru nijeriya ga america, enweta be m onwe m.Ifunanya m,ahuru n gi na anya. I bu nkpuru obi m. Naani gi ka m na ahu na nro. Nwoke mara mma, naani gi ka m bu na obi. Onwere onye ozo ka gi mma? Mbanu! A na m eche mgbe i ga alota ka m nye ihe ahu kwesiri bu nke gi. Nwoke oma chetakwa na i bu ndu m maka chineke ekpebiela na mu na gi bu ofu.
Lezie onwe anya tupu anyi hu ozo.

Oriaku gi,
berem.

Wendyslim: Ori min sin wu. I bgadun u jare

berem: Ezigbo di m, kedu ka imere? Kedu maka ahu gi na oru? Ihe mere m ji ede leta a bu na ka m gwa gi na emisiri ngi nke ukwu.kamgbe i hapuru nijeriya ga america, enweta be m onwe m.Ifunanya m,ahuru n gi na anya. I bu nkpuru obi m. Naani gi ka m na ahu na nro. Nwoke mara mma, naani gi ka m bu na obi. Onwere onye ozo ka gi mma? Mbanu! A na m eche mgbe i ga alota ka m nye ihe ahu kwesiri bu nke gi. Nwoke oma chetakwa na i bu ndu m maka chineke ekpebiela na mu na gi bu ofu.
Lezie onwe anya tupu anyi hu ozo.

Oriaku gi,
berem.

ghettodreamz: Adùfẹ…… owunmi lobìrin, oréké lé wà ọmọgé…mo nífé rè tori torùn, tèsè táyá, tojú, tẹ́nu
Odùn lobìrin lá tokè dé ìsàlè. Tim bá tin ri ẹ áyá mi á ma ṣẹ gbìgbìgbì
Ọlọmọgé Ẹlẹjè tutu
Larìn awọ̀n ọmọ obìrin tí o wa layẹ yìí, iwo ni ọkàn mi yàn
To bá kọ̀ látì fẹ́ mi, mo má pá rá mi si ẹ lórùn
Wá ṣe temi..emi náà fẹ́ ṣe tí ẹ
Awọ̀n sisi pọ ni gbóró tí mo fí yan ẹ
odùn jú gbógbó cranberry juice layẹ yìí ati ọrún….

Adùfẹ baby mi… jọ́wọ̀ dákun ṣe temi…..babi yii jóò
mo fí ásíkọ yìí ṣélérí fún ẹ wípé nígbò jò, nígborùn, bí ìlẹ́ bán jó, bólẹ̀ bán já, tí ẹ ní mó má ṣé lojokojo

Ti ẹ ni tóòtọ
Ọkọ Adùfẹ

English Version
Adufe…a woman of my choice, beautiful young damsel. I love you from head to toe
Sweet lady from top to bottom. Whenever I set my eyes on you….my heart beats fast
Cool calm and collected beautiful damsel
Of all the women in the world, you are my hearts choice
If you fail to be with me, I can kill myself
Be mine, I want to be yours
There are many women in the world but i picked you
You are the sweetest juice ever
Baby please, be mine, please now,
I want to use this time to let you know that in all weather conditions and disasters, I’ll be yours at all time

Truly Yours
Adufe’s Boo


http://www.mediafritiq.com/2012/02/14/west-african-love-poems-and-letters/


I stumbled on this a while ago and found it interesting. The question is, have you ever written a love letter in your dialect before? And how good/suck were you in passing the message across?

babyosisi:

How sweet
It almost sounds like a true letter

xynerise:
Me osiso bia na airportu ta ta. Anom ga na eche gi.

babyosisi:
Aguiyi nna m, Tank yo for ya leta
As I just return from mama Eliza now now to fix my Brazilian weave hunger was wiring me but dis letter enter my eyes,I can't even eat again,all the hunger is disappear fiam,love has filled my stomak.My darling, since dat time I saw you in Christmas at Ozubulu, my heart has been doing gbim gbim gbim gbim,gbim gbim
My GO at Fire Pentecostal Pastor Chikadibia has already prophesy on my head
He said that the Manu dat will marry me will come from abroad
He will be a bit fair,not so tall with small bow legs.Aguiyi you are dat manI am already ya lolo by faithIn case you don't know every Ghiel in my family delivers 3 boys first before baby ghiel
I will born boys for you.,I will cook you Ofe nsala and Onugbu.My mother trained me wellu wellu.Agu m I cover al ya bizness with da blood of JesusI say that money will pursue you in dat China Our containers shall arrive in piece and not in piecesPeople will see us and say yes,dis people are blessBiko call me on my phone
I will flash you now,please call me back so I can hear dat ya voice againRemain bless and rapturable,Your future wife to be Nwanneka

berem: ochi ato gbuo la m.

xynerise: Pls can anybody write a love letter in Efik?

eyenCalabar:

Ediye mi,
Idem fo etie didie? Esit enem mi eti-eti ndiwed nwed ima emi ndö fi. Töhö k'akpa usen nkutde fi, esit mi ikemeke ndiyene emem; nkemeke nko ndide idap ke ntak nte nkerede mbaghã fi. Ediye, mmoyom fi eti-eti k'uwem mi. Ima mi ömöyöhö önö fi. Iso fo etie nte öyöhö esit öffiöng; ukot fo onyún eye eti-eti k'isön. Ediye, ndiyïmeke ima fo eme mi. Mma nde okon-eyo, etie mi nte mkpana y'afo; ndiade nkpö, etie me nte mkpadia y'afo.

Ima mi, nyeñeke okpoho, nyeñeke ekondo, edi se nyeñeke mmönö fi. Mmönö fi esit mi, yak edi okwo. Ima, mmödiöghö ke nyeghe nkem, edi k'uyak ima fo eme mi. Ima mi, iyata, iyeyún iwöng, ima mi öyönö fi inemesit. Ima nyakama fi nte eren-owo, ima ndiyakke fi öduö k'ini ibun-esit fo, nyedu y'afo tutu k'ukpere edem ini.

Ima mi, tïn nö ubon fo bagha mi; yíme mi ke mmönö fi ima mi ke ofuri esit.

Yak öböng odu ya nñyin.

Etekamba
Ama fo.

xynerise:
wow! *Opens mouth in awe*

~vicky~:

Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.

babyosisi:

Aguiyi nna m,

Tank yo for ya leta
As I just return from mama Eliza now now to fix my Brazilian weave
hunger was wiring me but dis letter enter my eyes,I can't even eat
again,all the hunger is disappear fiam,love has filled my stomak.
My darling, since dat time I saw you in Christmas at Ozubulu, my heart
has been doing gbim gbim gbim gbim,gbim gbim
My GO at Fire Pentecostal Pastor Chikadibia has already prophesy on my
head
He said that the Manu dat will marry me will come from abroad
He will be a bit fair,not so tall with small bow legs.Aguiyi you are dat
man
I am already ya lolo by faith

In case you don't know every Ghiel in my family delivers 3 boys first
before baby ghiel
I will born boys for you.,I will cook you Ofe nsala and Onugbu.My mother
trained me wellu wellu.

Agu m I cover al ya bizness with da blood of Jesus
I say that money will pursue you in dat China
Our containers shall arrive in piece and not in pieces
People will see us and say yes,dis people are bless
Biko call me on my phone
I will flash you now,please call me back so I can hear dat ya voice
again

Remain bless and rapturable,

Your future wife to be
Nwanneka

eyenCalabar:

Does it make sense? Lol

xynerise:
since I dont understand Efik, I think its nonsense

eyenCalabar:

Lol. I thought u do. Anyway, it a bomb 'cos it's our business.