toshmann:
The bottle don grow?

I hope say u no be one of my friends wey don dey like 20yrs for UK. We de argue one time the guy say he from "Bendel" state . Everybody do fund raising to helep am go back home go visit small

toshmann:

I have never heard anything good about that Texas.


So now even the Naija people there are messing around too?
A friend told me Houston is like Enugu. As in, many igbos/ Naijans there and their usual gra gra wey no get weight. Gossip, jealousy, comparison and other Naija misdemeanors.
And now Akwuna is added to the list

I shame

toshmann: Make I run comot from here. Una don spoil me on top the spoil wey I be before.

Make I go de find apartment joo.

Hmmm, Craigslist kwa. . . . ka m ga legharia Anya . . . . . America

InvertedHammer:

Houston is the lowest of the lows. Too many freaking Nigerians. If you call a taxi/cab, chances are that it will be a Nigerian and in few cases, Senegalese.

Too many Nigeria prostitutes competing with Akata around.

For fun, go to Legends on Richmond Avenue. The real sh.it starts around 12midnight.

Houston is just a clean version of Lagos.

bootlegaz:
Brah, naija scammers are on Craigslist be careful though. Bunch of legist websites are out there

InvertedHammer:

Houston is the lowest of the lows. Too many freaking Nigerians. If you call a taxi/cab, chances are that it will be a Nigerian and in few cases, Senegalese.

Too many Nigeria prostitutes competing with Akata around.

For fun, go to Legends on Richmond Avenue. The real sh.it starts around 12midnight. Nigerians there know the Nigeria runz girls and will gladly give you their numbers if you need company(?). God forbid bad thing!

Houston is just a clean version of Lagos.

Chilled there for 1 week. No need of 18hrs flight to get the Nigeria feeling.

jeffizy:
The Man is dead now.
You must have been gone a long time!

adaobi123: I need to hit Houston !

InvertedHammer:

Houston is the lowest of the lows. Too many freaking Nigerians. If you call a taxi/cab, chances are that it will be a Nigerian and in few cases, Senegalese.

Too many Nigeria prostitutes competing with Akata around.

For fun, go to Legends on Richmond Avenue. The real sh.it starts around 12midnight. Nigerians there know the Nigeria runz girls and will gladly give you their numbers if you need company(?). God forbid bad thing!

Houston is just a clean version of Lagos.

Chilled there for 1 week. No need of 18hrs flight to get the Nigeria feeling.

toshmann:

Hmmm na wa o.

Hey, I thought prostitution is illegal in the US( apart from Nevada)

toshmann:

On second thoughts, shouldn't I hit this Houston?

No, I've had more than enough share of Naija babes, unless na for marriage. Make I de manage my tattoo girls for here. E go better someday. At least the one wey I get now no de take drugs.

Diasporan:
Bros with all said sha Houston is the bomb to live in almost all the big cities in the US especially considering the environment and weather.Only few cities in the US can be compared to the place especially when you are feeling home sick you will always have peeps to visit

adaobi123:

you have a odd taste in woman, from Chinese babe you shift to tattoo babe

toshmann:

Wrong. I went from Chinese to Indian to Mauritius to Spanish to Akata to Dominican Republique to German-American now to Italian American.

Get your facts right, kid

InvertedHammer:

True talk!
But too many Nigerians in one place comes with its attendant issues: Envy, jealousy,scam, fraud,drugs,divorce, adultery, snitching, etc.

Am surprised jazz/otumokpo and poisoning have not been added to the list.

InvertedHammer:

As if Nigerians understand "illegal" when owo is involved.
Na runz thing is en vogue over there.
U know...as in A knows B that knows C that knows D.
..Then the hook up.

They don't need girlfriends in Houston..not when you have $50 big booty girls around.
I tire for that city.

Diasporan:
All these you mentioned are prevalent amongst Nigerians in H-town.Infact that place is the Sub-headquarter of scammers(Fake Docu and ID) amongst Nigerians in the US with Brooklyn NY as corporate headquarter and ATL as regional Headquarter

adaobi123:

sorry pops

nacosprof: I 4still don travel out but my degree couldn't allow me, now am a graduate without Job,... Alternative hustle has been the key so far,..watching my future wasting b4 my bear-eyes

collynzo2:
@bolded you see what your problem is?

heavensown: I definitely miss suya, especially chicken suya. That is the first thing I will order for when I visit Naija again. I miss the lively and crazy Lagos!!! Despite all the wahala, you always just enjoy the city, full of life, hustle and bustle and fun. Even if you take commercial buses to work, there are things to talk about, people to talk to alongside the ever unfolding drama. In the UK, everybody just reads a newspaper or book or e-book on the train or tube. Dead silence all the time. No one talks to nobody, even to sing sef, you go look round. You get funny looks like you are a nuisance Everybody just stays indoors. You can't go and knock at a friend's place without notice. In Naija, people come to visit you and ''pass by''whether or not you are expecting them. Can't believe how much I miss those things now. But, that does not mean I want to go back sha I never ready to face NEPA, traffic, bad roads, thief, bribery etc One day e go better

CFCfan:

I'll add Medicare fraud to the list

REALITY101: If you live in the US and feel like you're missing anything about Nigeria, time for you to relocate to Houston Texas. Nigeria community much.. Too many African food store and restaurant, incase you miss their whooo loudness, go to some Nigeria events/parties.

If I was born in Nigeria and live in Houston I no go miss nada thang.. Whenever I need taste of Nigeria, I usually go down to Houston.

InvertedHammer:


Oh I forgot.

Murder of wives that are nurses

2buff:

This man speaks the truth. Snapped my dp in Houston earlier this year. Fun times