Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We'd appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We've given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it's consummation in no distant time!

Valentine's day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association.

http://talkofnaija.com/index.php/news/noticeboard/letter-to-single-men-from-single-ladies/78236

Lol. Funny though, but i'm sowie, you're mentally deranged. u're voyuerist? Do u suffer from schizophrenia or Cerebral palsy?
See, the fact that u think u have d privilage 2 select a wife and not the other way round, does not mean u shld abuse it! Our Ladies ain't that bad. Do u hav a sister? Mayb she's d 1 possesing such qualities.

Feb. 14 was meant for love expressions and not marriage proposals. So,allow us to spoil u with love,s3x & money...afterwards,we can consider placing a ring on that finger.

Ch@nges:
Lol. Funny though, but i'm sowie, you're mentally deranged. u're voyuerist? Do u suffer from schizophrenia or Cerebral palsy?
See, the fact that u think u have d privilage 2 select a wife and not the other way round, does not mean u shld abuse it! Our Ladies ain't that bad. Do u hav a sister? Mayb she's d 1 possesing such qualities.

Shuuu,una get quarrel before ni?

lol...

Rubbbbbbbish!!!!

Hehe, i laugh,i love this.

Very soon, i will leave this club. Stop insulting single men.

Boys Oye !!!

Grabs front row seat with 6 sacks of pop corn,2 cartoons of fruit juice&1 cartoon of Eva table water

Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my Diamondbank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings and Diamond earrings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

rabbbbbish....arrant nonsense

Desperados!

This Marriage fever is getting out of hand! Can't stop laughing. .

mysticgal: Hehe, i laugh,i love this.

Why you no go like am ? I never ready.

Dosoq: Desperados!

Men or ladies?

Signs of end time

binger: Feb. 14 was meant for love expressions and not marriage proposals. So,allow us to spoil u with love,s3x & money...afterwards,we can consider placing a ring on that finger.

Are u a HE-Goaat that u wnt 2 spoil them with s3x? some1 is waiting 2 do likewise 2 ur sisters if u dnt repent.

Wat about paper ring....

The letter is not convincing enough!!!

Baby I'm not ready please give me 5 more years. I love you.

Time never reach for women to dey propose to man? Make dem dey there, dis men of nowadays no wan marry again o.

Incredulous

Ah! Valentines day is a day to get laid and fun! Da gift thing is mutual, at least for me and ma boo!

Na wa o!

Man-of-God:


Are u a HE-Goaat that u wnt 2 spoil them with s3x? some1 is waiting 2 do likewise 2 ur sisters if u dnt repent.

U are an inveterate schmuck if you cannot differentiate my jocose statement up there,from a statement of fact. #hypocrite.

Mtchweeeeh..all dis girls think guy are fools right..don't worry we go meet for were we go be d same hight...s3x

okpara ugo: Very soon, i will leave this club. Stop insulting single men.

Boys Oye !!!

Men Oye!!!

Becacia_Barbie: Na wa o!

lol

Man-of-God:


Are u a HE-Goaat that u wnt 2 spoil them with s3x? some1 is waiting 2 do likewise 2 ur sisters if u dnt repent.

may GOD bless you till infinity,now i beliv some peopl are still wit dr sanity.TANKS ALOT. Now i knw im nt d only calibate who abhors premarital S3x.tanks ur disapproval on s3x,u really defended ur name -MAN OF GOD

Ch@nges:
Lol. Funny though, but i'm sowie, you're mentally deranged. u're voyuerist? Do u suffer from schizophrenia or Cerebral palsy?
See, the fact that u think u have d privilage 2 select a wife and not the other way round, does not mean u shld abuse it! Our Ladies ain't that bad. Do u hav a sister? Mayb she's d 1 possesing such qualities.

Bros take am easy o, una quarrel before. you no see say the letter na just for fun.

Copy copy...
Jux passing