Julieccentric:

Before you think of sending any personal message, kindly reduce your short-hand and use the full words. Too many short-hands

michealade: ROGER that maam...so how does it work?..I tried sending you a text,but it was saying too much anonymous messages

Julieccentric:

;DAre you serious?

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

michealade: ogbeni,wat has jonathan got to do wit single ladies!r u olso high?

Julieccentric: Why do guys make it seem like marriage is everything to a lady. Its good to get married quite alright but c'mon marriage is just a little percentage of my destiny and with God it is settled.

I don't even believe in endless dating. Once, the time is ready in God's own eyes the guy would make the proposal and that's another phase of my life.

So abeg can we talk about something else??

WAM?:


Totally in sync with you!!! It's unfortunate that this thought process is becoming the order of the day

okpara ugo: Very soon, i will leave this club. Stop insulting single men. Boys Oye !!!

bernfame: The way most people carry on about this marriage issue sef! One would think its a prerequisite for EVERLASTING happiness and bliss.

Sweetapple007: Am so ashame of this post, I think single ladis re more than that. Requestg f a man to mary u on val day, do u realy nkw ur worth, the guy sld be beggig not the other way round.wel my dear u re too preciouse f this. I dont support this.

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We'd appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We've given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it's consummation in no distant time!

Valentine's day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association.

http://talkofnaija.com/index.php/news/noticeboard/letter-to-single-men-from-single-ladies/78236

dober:

Men Oye!!!

nuorlah: @single des-perate ladies, keep giving them s3x and expecting rings. Ode people.

Who in his right senses would pay so much for what you are already giving him freely.

No man will marry you until there is something to you beyond your beautiful face, fake accents,and d v down there.

And my post is directef at d blackberry cheap whores #youknowyourselves. The 10 men in a lifetime people.

Sweetapple007: Am so ashame of this post, I think single ladis re more than that. Requestg f a man to mary u on val day, do u realy nkw ur worth, the guy sld be beggig not the other way round.wel my dear u re too preciouse f this. I dont support this.

binger: Feb. 14 was meant for love expressions and not marriage proposals. So,allow us to spoil u with love,s3x & money...afterwards,we can consider placing a ring on that finger.

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,
lol una no go kill pesin
We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

michealade: m very sure d guy was high b4 typin dat pakage....

michealade: o baby,ur profile pix harsh pass wetin dat guy yarn o

4kizo: guyz scarce die

T@BD:
what are no go see for naija.