Am so ashame of this post, I think single ladis re more than that. Requestg f a man to mary u on val day, do u realy nkw ur worth, the guy sld be beggig not the other way round.wel my dear u re too preciouse f this. I dont support this.

If I hear

BOY: will u marry me?
GIRL: do u hav a fat salary?
BOY: no
GIRL: do u hav a BMW car?
BOY: no
GIRL: do u hav a house?
BOY: no
GIRL: get away,i cant marry you
BOY: i dnt hav a fat salary cos im d boss of my company,im nt paid salary ,instead,i pay others.i dnt hav a BMW cos i own a ferarri,so wat am i doin wit a mere BMW,i dnt hav a house but an estate.
GIRL: did i hear u say u wanna marry me?*blushin*
BOY: not anymore

Sweetapple007: Am so ashame of this post, I think single ladis re more than that. Requestg f a man to mary u on val day, do u realy nkw ur worth, the guy sld be beggig not the other way round.wel my dear u re too preciouse f this. I dont support this.

maram seriously!!

its just a serious joke

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We'd appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We've given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it's consummation in no distant time!

Valentine's day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association.

http://talkofnaija.com/index.php/news/noticeboard/letter-to-single-men-from-single-ladies/78236

hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing, shuuu u no know say that feb 14 na anoda semester to select new courses on board. U letter is not accepted

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

I love guys who can admit they're broke. If I was single, you would have been my choice, your outlook notwithstanding.

You are suffering from cerebral palsy *dodge slap* serious mental problem *dodge blow* we never wan marry o*dodge bullet__running for my life*
This gal wan kil me o

allwestafrican:


maram seriously!!

its just a serious joke

stop joking wit ur sister's intergrity.

The Godmother :


I love guys who can admit they're broke. If I was single, you would have been my choice, your outlook notwithstanding.

Lol

More like Letter to single men from desperate ladies.

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We'd appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We've given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it's consummation in no distant time!

Valentine's day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association.

http://talkofnaija.com/index.php/news/noticeboard/letter-to-single-men-from-single-ladies/78236

Noise.

Sweetapple007: stop joking wit ur sister's intergrity.

Baba go REST joor! Na so una go dey form over serious every time. What happened to your sense of humour? Abegi!!!

slimyem: Rubbbbbbbish!!!!

absolute rubish!
some guys tink dey r actually doing d ladies favour 4 asking deir hands in marriage. on d contrary, it is a mutal one.
wake-up guys, do wat u've got 2 do and get married.
u may not kno wat u r missing, until u take dat damsel 2 d alter.
no vex o, na ur own i dey do 4 u o.
u r all welcome!

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

Thank u Mr president 4 the above short listed points or reasons.
i wish to include few points u didn't state clearly to them,

1. single ladies should stop collecting money 4rm us to buy Brazilian hair.
2. single ladies should stop the rate of eatery intake
3. single ladies should minimize the way they demand money 4rm us and allow us to save.

once again thank u Mr president 4 allowing me to suggest more points.

Vice president,single guys assoc.Nig / Canada.

Slimceezy:

Baba go REST joor! Na so una go dey form over serious every time. What happened to your sense of humour? Abegi!!!

oga u dont even nkw the meang of sense of humour. Aya go tel ur sisters make them they propose to thier boy f, big fool

mayor-cowboy:


Thank u Mr president 4 the above short listed points or reasons.
i wish to include few points u didn't state clearly to them,

1. single ladies should stop collecting money 4rm us to buy Brazilian hair.
2. single ladies should stop the rate of eatery intake
3. single ladies should minimize the way they demand money 4rm us and allow us to save.

once again thank u Mr president 4 allowing me to suggest more points.

Vice president,single guys assoc.Nig / Canada.

You know Sir, if most GUYS weren't all about looks your wishes might just be granted!

Amen o!!! To all those wanting to marry this year o!

mayor-cowboy:


Thank u Mr president 4 the above short listed points or reasons.
i wish to include few points u didn't state clearly to them,

1. single ladies should stop collecting money 4rm us to buy Brazilian hair.
2. single ladies should stop the rate of eatery intake
3. single ladies should minimize the way they demand money 4rm us and allow us to save.

once again thank u Mr president 4 allowing me to suggest more points.

Vice president,single guys assoc.Nig / Canada.

You're really on point

Sweetapple007: stop joking wit ur sister's intergrity.

Sweetapple007: oga u dont even nkw the meang of sense of humour. Aya go tel ur sisters make them they propose to thier boy f, big fool

what has the above go to do with my sisters intergrity?


obviously u lack a sense of humor!

and hws the other poster a fool? somethings actually eating u up , if ur wise u better get a grip on ur self

Just don't like it when guys talk like this forgeting d fact that these same ladies r potential agent of continuity of life. If it's 4 fun, dnt u think that it's nt funny 2 dem. Dnt b a sexist brothers. Fun is meant 2 take no advantage of anybody.

mayor-cowboy:


2. single ladies should stop the rate of eatery intake

Vice president,single guys assoc.Nig / Canada.

i love this quote on 'eatery intake'. You need to see the way some girls now download catfish peppersoup as if they are on unlimited bandwith...and they would limit drinks intake to just smirnoff ice and power horse, yet these brands cost more than a simple bottle of lager.

the world would be easier if ladies were allowed to propose to guys they like.....it can be proven that this will actually reduce divorce cases globally.

Watin this girl dey talk?

@single des-perate ladies, keep giving them s3x and expecting rings. Ode people.

Who in his right senses would pay so much for what you are already giving him freely.

No man will marry you until there is something to you beyond your beautiful face, fake accents,and d v down there.

And my post is directef at d blackberry cheap whores #youknowyourselves. The 10 men in a lifetime people.

Sweetapple007: oga u dont even nkw the meang of sense of humour. Aya go tel ur sisters make them they propose to thier boy f, big fool

LOL, look who's calling me FOOL. Irony of the week, init? But wait o, anybody PROPOSE give yOu? And who said ladies can't make proposals?

Boom!! [hits unfollow button]

for that a lady that on diamond valatine not so hungry any day in the market after buy and drink water in zoo.pls. Ladies give my money flying now cos feb 14 running and jumping kitchen men i dont know girl not life or animal golden ring and wife.regards

olaniyi .o:
for that a lady that on diamond valatine not so hungry any day in the market after buy and drink water in zoo.pls. Ladies give my money flying now cos feb 14 running and jumping kitchen men i dont know girl not life or animal golden ring and wife.regards

100% certain this is not english or any other mortal language known to man.

allwestafrican:



what has the above go to do with my sisters intergrity?


obviously u lack a sense of humor!

and hws the other poster a fool? somethings actually eating u up , if ur wise u better get a grip on ur self

cool ur temper !take the ladies as ur sister ad treate them wit respect.

having a gd laf. anyway, incase we dnt agree to marry them, i suggest they join such associations as NationaL Association of Expired Chiks (NAEC) or the likes.lols

Slimceezy:

LOL, look who's calling me FOOL. Irony of the week, init? But wait o, anybody PROPOSE give yOu? And who said ladies can't make proposals?

now i see na your sister's dey pay thier bride price