Sweetapple007: now i see na your sister's dey pay thier bride price

olaniyi .o:
for that a lady that on diamond valatine not so hungry any day in the market after buy and drink water in zoo.pls. Ladies give my money flying now cos feb 14 running and jumping kitchen men i dont know girl not life or animal golden ring and wife.regards

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my bank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

Slimceezy:

Have a great weekend ahead!

dnawah: supported by d grand patron.

Denn:

we have not been seeing you at the weekly meetings being held at various clubs, bars and joints across the federation....please note that we encourage networking amidst members.

announcer: General Secretary, Social Committee

olaniyi .o:
for that a lady that on diamond valatine not so hungry any day in the market after buy and drink water in zoo.pls. Ladies give my money flying now cos feb 14 running and jumping kitchen men i dont know girl not life or animal golden ring and wife.regards

Julieccentric: Why do guys make it seem like marriage is everything to a lady. Its good to get married quite alright but c'mon marriage is just a little percentage of my destiny and with God it is settled.

I don't even believe in endless dating. Once, the time is ready in God's own eyes the guy would make the proposal and that's another phase of my life.

So abeg can we talk about something else??

Artistree: U harsh gan!
All these insult for one person?
Now pls, where is your sense of humour, is it on lease?
Life's too short to expend this much energy dissing someone.
Cool down...

olaniyi .o:
for that a lady that on diamond valatine not so hungry any day in the market after buy and drink water in zoo.pls. Ladies give my money flying now cos feb 14 running and jumping kitchen men i dont know girl not life or animal golden ring and wife.regards

binger: Feb. 14 was meant for love expressions and not marriage proposals. So,allow us to spoil u with love,s3x & money...afterwards,we can consider placing a ring on that finger.

Becacia_Barbie:
*Faints*

michealade: julie abeg,lets collabo!4get dis val tin jare.i lyk ur Godown perspectif...abi valentine dey bible?

olaniyi .o:
for that a lady that on diamond valatine not so hungry any day in the market after buy and drink water in zoo.pls. Ladies give my money flying now cos feb 14 running and jumping kitchen men i dont know girl not life or animal golden ring and wife.regards

dotcom_na_me_na_me: Dear very loving male folks,

We the female folks wish to bring to your notice that in less than 3weeks, there shall be the celebration of love (feb.14).. We'd appreciate it if alongside that box of chocolate is a box of ring- be it diamond, gold, silver or bronze!

We know how much you want us to take a trip to bahamas, sun-city, miami and paris and we appreciate the kind gesture. BUT instead of the holiday trip, we would appreciate it if you took a trip to our family house instead!

We've given you enough hints such as invitation to weddings, church vigils, child dedication and all sorts.

Unfortunately, you are all dumb to realize that- of course we understand that some of you broke up with us during d xmas period but apologies will only be accepted in the form of a marriage proposal with it's consummation in no distant time!

Valentine's day is just 3wks away so you have enough time to call your friends for a drink and tell your fathers, mothers and siblings about us.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Signed:

President, Single Ladies Association.

http://talkofnaija.com/index.php/news/noticeboard/letter-to-single-men-from-single-ladies/78236

Julieccentric:

I no do collabo..carry your collabo go front.

hehehedotcom:
i blame GEJ cos his part of the problem our single ladies are having right now.

michealade: badt gal,no be dat kind colabo nau.....

hehehedotcom:
i blame GEJ cos his part of the problem our single ladies are having right now.

GEJ, na you say you wan become president. You don see wetin follow am na. You've become an object of blame that even people whom their wife/husband cheated on them also blame it on you. My car just broke down on my way, just get ready to carry the blame

Julieccentric:

lol..bad man..wetin you sef dey think?

Eze Promoe:
GEJ, na you say you wan become president. You don see wetin follow am na. You've become an object of blame that even people whom their wife/husband cheated on them also blame it on you. My car just broke down on my way, just get ready to carry the blame

michealade: lol.d two of us badt niyen....i dnt knw aw nairaland email stuf wrks.i wana snd [/b]personal chats to U@[b]atlst to find ma own val%-)?i hope u dnt mind putin me tru?