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HotNaijaBabe: Lol..uhmm! What if, emm, erm..his middle finger is big, fat and thick and his 'kini' is the exact opposite?
#justAsking

HNB dis is jamb question lol

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HotNaijaBabe: And it will take u years to answer the question correctly, right!

#Mazi, update now so we'll stop derailing.

yea like 3yrs. Where are u mazi?

HotNaijaBabe: And it will take u years to answer the question correctly, right!

#Mazi, update now so we'll stop derailing.

No! You need to stop derailing before I make an update. Else next time you click refresh, you may keep seeing only your comments till tomorrow's morning.

# wondering out loud#Y all d girls here dey form like say dem no know d middle finger thingy before? Abi no be naija dem sch?

Attention everyone.

It has come to the notice of NL-jury, that the most offensive crimes are perpetuated on this thread.

Crimes such as...
reckless sleeping, E-fighting,
sleepless'ness', E-kissing,
E-flirting derailing.., and the likes.
All b'cos of an ardent Sex-addict;

- MAZI -

Ipso-facto,
Mr Mazi, "ur sinz have been weighed and u are found wanting"

Prima facie,
u're sentenced to four (4) uploads per day, with no bail.
ALSo,
Ur accomplice ( Efemena_xy, glove01, HotNaijaBabe) are sentenced to one week of absence 4m this thread.., with hard labour!

#Court is adjourned!#

B!a maz!!!cum back hia or else.......

Lol @ comments here.

Igweminho: B!a maz!!!cum back hia or else.......

Lol@precipitate guess you typed c.o.me.

Just give me 4 minutes to finish the editing. The work is ready, and is H-O-T!!!

Mazi_Omenuko:

Lol@precipitate guess you typed c.o.me.

Just give me 4 minutes to finish the editing. The work is ready, and is H-O-T!!!

I can't wait

I just pray to find a slip dis nyt buh nt too worry cos *my eyes is widely open and ready with eagerness to read the next updates*....yawns!!!

I got myself ready and headed to the quarters. I was feeling so Hot that any girl that passes me got my d'kk standing. I strolled towards the quarters as the journey seemed to be longer than it used to be. I was almost running to the quarters.

Finally, I got there.

I knocked and waited for a reply.

I knocked again and heard her call out from the inner room for me to enter. I did.

"Lock the door!" She called out again and I did.

She called out that I should wait for her so I sat at her desk and waited for her. There was nothing to do, the laptop was on, showing the windows desktop. I noticed some programmes minimised at the task bar. I clicked on one of them, it was a microsoft word document. I clicked the second one, a windows game version of who wants to be a millionaire. I tried playing it but couldn't win more than $1000. The questions were all strange and the few I got was with the help of the 3 life lines. It was boring. I minimised it and clicked the next minimised program and was amazed as a video clip of p'o'r'n flashed on the screen.

Ms Enoh had been watching p'o'r'n!

It was in pause mode so I clicked play and watched the wild p'o'r'n showing on the screen. My system was on fire, coupled with the hard-ons I've been getting all morning, and the loose s'p'e'r'm hanging somewhere inside my d'I'c'kk.
Soon, Ms Enoh came out of the inner room and came towards me. She was wearing an evening gown, which did little to hide her top bossoms. I could almost see the white pant she was putting on through the fabric of her gown. I clicked the minimise button, but the media player was still playing the porn at the task bar as the sounds was still coming out from the laptop.

"Why did you minimise it?" She asked as she reached for the touchpad and maximised it back to full screen. She sat beside me, crossed her legs against my laps as we watched the p'o'r'n. I got busy with my hands on her laps, stroking the inside of her laps and rubbing her front crotch on the process.
With the loose spe'r'm's on my balls, the p'o'r'n I was watching and the caress I was giving her laps, I was quaking with ecstasy as my entire body system was almost on fire.

I reached for her lips and started kissing her hungrily. She responded with the same tenacity as we kissed and I kept my hands busy in between her laps.

She stood up and walked into the inner room. I fixed my stare on her a'r's'e which was dancing as she walked; I followed her.

The room had two beds at each end, a small wooden stand where cloths are hanged and their belongings. A small passage lead to the inside, which I suspected had the kitchen, bathroom and toilet. She stood at one extreme of the bed staring at me like she was about to change her mind. The words of the ugly one rang in my head:

"A woman's heart is soft and flexible. She can see you this minute and decides to f'u'c'k you, and see you the next minute and concludes you are not her type. So whenever you have that little opportunity, tidy her!"

Was she trying to change her mind on me? I'll be damned! With all the loose s'p'e'r'ms looking for an escape root out of my d'k'kk.

The violent taketh it by force!

I moved to where she was seated at the extreme of the bed. I kissed her on the lips, reached for the thin sleeves on her shoulders holding the gown to her body and moved it aside. It fell freely, exposing her full b're'a's't hanging and staring at me. The n-i'p'le's where hard and protrudes forward. I sucked at them, teasing them with my tongue and they grew stiffer.

Ms Enoh was not reacting like I was really exciting her with my sucks and teases. Her body reacted to me, but she just held me close to herself without moaning and taking those deep breaths I was used to. I sucked harder and teased her, the reaction was almost same.

She was a cougar!

I moved my hands into her laps as I sucked the ni'p'le's. I caressed the inside of her laps, reached for her pants and pulled them down. My d'kk was so hard and I felt small twitch of my d'kk muscles like I was about to come. I wore the condom and noticed some fluids had already escaped my d'ckk and clustered at its tip. I moved her legs apart, directed my hard di'kk inbetween her legs, moved into her with a hard thrust. The walls of her veegee contracted on my di'c'k as I hit the inside of her. The pleasure was overwhelming as I felt the heaviness on my d'I'kk start to move upwards to its tip. I tried to relax a bit but rather found myself thumping into her furiously and uncontrollably and before I could say jack, I poured all the s'p'e'r'm's stored up in my d''kk.

I was embarrassed at myself. I looked at her as she lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling. It was obvious from the look on her face that she was disappointed too. I knew she would tag me a one minute man, heck, it wasn't even up to a minute!

I pulled out the condom and noticed the large quantity of sp'e'rm contained there in. It was so full that most of the sp'e'r'm still dripped from my d'I'kk after removing the condom. I was still worried about the outcome of this lousy f'u'c'kk I just had. I feared Ms Enoh would not want to have s'e'x with me again. It was obvious that both I, the f'u'c'kker and she, the f'u'ckkee has agreed that the f'u'c'k that was f'u'c'k'ked was not well f'u'c'kked.

My fear came into reality when she asked me to go.

"Mrs Okhi may still return this night, so its better you return to your hostel." That was the only word she had said to me. I knew that the moment I step out of that room, that was the end of my sexual encounter with her.

Will I accept this defeat and walk away?

Of course not!

She needs to see the real me, not this facade she just witnessed. First impression mattered, and if I allow this first impression to be this terrible few seconds I just had now, it would be a slap on my ego, and worse still, the last I would see of that a'r's'e.

I didn't border responding to her comment. I knew what the problem was, and I knew what the solution was too.

I just needed few minutes to get my system running again. I wore my boxers and helped myself with a cup of water from the jug on the table, then joined her on the bed. She backed me and faced the wall. I started kissing her back, up to her neck, and rubbed her bare a'r's'e on the process.

"You have to go now before she meets you here." She said without turning.

I ignored her and kept kissing her back. I tried to turn her, she hesitated for a while , then turned. I sucked her b'r'ea'st but she wasn't responding.

I wasn't discourage. I wasn't going to give up!

I moved my tongue down her belly, teased her belly-button on the process.

I was trying to buy time, to revive the muscles of my d'c'kk which was limp from the heavy flow it just let out. Gradually, the pressure starting to return to my d'I'c'kk. I knew the protocol, just keep it cool until it regains its lost pressure, then you are good to go.

She was calm as I teased her belly with my tongue, then kissed her laps, spread her legs apart as I located her clit within the thick lips of her c'u'n't. It was a well matured c'u'n't, thick with muscles lining the walls. I teased and licked her cli't'o'ri's with my tongue. She moved her hips in reflex. I spread the legs wider, extending the thick skin covering the clit as I lick and hit it with my tongue successively. She took in deep breaths as she moved her hips against my tongue. The pressure in my d'kk had returned and it was hard for action. But I knew better, it had to wait.

I licked and teased her with my tongue, flapping it against her clit which had swollen up so much that it protruded forward. I inserted the 'f-u-c-k-y-o-u' finger slowly into her and felt her muscles twitch. I fingered her slowly as I sucked her cl'it. She moved her hips against my tongue, held my head and kept tugging it down her honey-pot.

I moved out of her, reached for my condom and wore it. I moved her legs apart, directed my d'ic'kk at the entrance of her c'u,nt and moved my hips straight into her wet c'u,n't.

For the first time, I heard her moan out. I held her legs high up, supporting them on my shoulder as I thumped into her ferociously.
Somehow, I managed to practise one of the tricks I once read in a book. I removed my mind totally from the thumping and banging I was giving her, I closed my ear to the moans she was giving, I blanked my eyes from her large breast that was bouncing heavily on her chest and moved my mind to something else; what better thing than to think of my favourite sports - Lawn tennis!

I kept banging her, hitting her c'u,n't walls at different spots, adjusting my hips to provide variety of angles as she moaned loudly with each thrust.

I thought about my favourite lawn tennis player, Roger Federar defeated Rafael Nadal to win his 5th wimbledon title in 5 successive years. I wondered why Nadal always beat him on clay court, while he beats Nadal on grass court. I wondered why he is yet to see much success on the French Open.

The legs resting on my shoulders got heavy. I brought them down, reached for the pillow, placed it close to her and moved her hips on top of the pillow. It elevated the hips to a nice angle which ensured her clit got full contact with the shaft of my hard d'I'kk as I thump her.

Then I continued my thoughts. . .

I thought about the british over hyped player Andy Murray. I wondered why the british press loves praising mediocrity. I could bet my last dime that the 5th ranked serbian, Djokovich will beat Murray anytime, any day.

The loud moans and screams brought back my attention to the thumping I was giving her. She was moving her hips hysterically as she sat up a bit to hold me tight to her body. The cl'I'ma.x gave me a lot of throb on my di'kk as her veegee walls vibrated over and over again. She held me against herself until her nerves calm down a bit.

I turned her, knelt her on the bed and entered from behind. Slowly first, then increased the pace as I took her through the waves of passion. She kept moaning loudly, moving her hips against my thumps with each bang and withdrawal.

Who will this years Dubai opening? I'm seriously rooting for Djokovich. I don't know if Federer will recover from his injury in time to participate. . .

"Yeaaa, f'u'c'kkk. . .yeesssss. . ."

Those sounds from Ms Enoh brought my mind back. I wanted to take them back, but she was already dancing on my d'I'ckk with yet another sweet o.r.g.a.sm. She rolled her hips from side to side as she moved them ferociously against my pelvic with each thrust.

I get surprised as her veegee muscles recover almost immediately from each or.g.a.s.m. She was a real cougar.

I held her a'r'se with both hands as I moved into her, slowly once again, and when I felt the grip of her v'I'rg'I'na walls on d'I'kk once more, I increased the banging. I moved my hands and clutched her b'r'ea'st, almost lying on her back as I f'uc'ked her over and over again. She must have been exhausted as she lay un-knelt herself and lay flat on the bed, on her tommy. I moved her legs apart and found my way into her c'u,n't once more. I thumped my d'ickk deep into her, my pelvic muscles hit her big round a'r'se on the process to produce a flapping sound. She clutched on the pillow tightly, moving her head from side to side as, moaned loudly as I kept Bleep'in'g her.

"Fu'c'kk. . .yessss. . .yeeaaa. . ."

She screamed again as her c'u'n't once again shuddered against my di'k'kk. This time around, I c.ame as she cl.ma.xed the umpteenth time and collapsed on the bed.

She was panting heavily like she just completed a 3000 metres race. I removed my condom and lay beside her.

"Hold me." She managed to say after minutes of deep breath.
I held her from behind, and she dragged mu hand, moving it forward to cover her br'ea'as.t. She adjusted herself to fix her a'r'se into my pelvic, and her back against my chest.

She was breathing heavily as she tried to catch her breath.

Minutes later, I tried to pull myself away from her and she held my tight.

"Where do you want to go?" She asked with her eyes still shut.

"Back to my hostel," I replied. "I don't want Mrs Okhi to meet me here."

She smiled as she said;

"Mrs Okhi went back to Lokoja this evening."

"Spend the night with me."

And I did. . .

hahahaha.ur tnoughts were really funny!!!.u created a good Bleep impression.am sure she ll be pursuing u hence forth.*fans self*

Mrs Okhi will always come back for 1 minute men.
Nice nice one Mazi. Ndewo! I di too mush!!!

sweet...sweet.

swtdarling: hahahaha.ur tnoughts were really funny!!!.u created a good Bleep impression.am sure she ll be pursuing u hence forth.*fans self*

I can help with the fanning. Don't wait for Mazi, he is still in Ms Enos house

More pls

Hmmmmmmm, wat an experience @Mazi.

I bet if u had taught of Nigerians problems, you should have lasted a whole day.

Postive lessons still in every post I read. Hmmmmmmm

agabaI23: I can help with the fanning. Don't wait for Mazi, he is still in Ms Enos house

lol!

@Mazi kip up with yur escapades, sure the scoreline has changed Barca 3-2 ManCity

swtdarling:
lol!

Only laughing you dey laugh?

Ms is holding him tight.

Females wey dey read dis thing much oo.. Oga Mazi, abeg keep 'em standing and cumin

HotNaijaBabe: *holds breath* pls tell us the true state of ur middle finger. Is it crooked or straight? Short or long? Fat or thin? Thick or light?
Tell us na.

it is straight!

Oga clockwise, i c u, i dey hail o. I jst update, mek u go check n coment o.

More pls, cos am really enjoying this ur tori with passion. Ur tori is nw giving me d courage to sex gals @ any given opportunity. OSU GALS BEWARE

Emmalex 77: @Mazi kip up with yur escapades, sure the scoreline has changed Barca 3-2 ManCity

match don end for 2-2. This na intl friendly dem de play.

Hey mazi, Murray has now won a grandslam ok? He even beat federer at the London Olympics to win gold. So he isn't overrated, excuse ME!

The first half of the intl friendly was almost a disaster as messi almost got a red card buh with the inclusion of afeelay in the attack, messi hit the cunt of the pole almost everytime he had the chance with the shaft of his boot while blatter insisted on watching the match clip again

HotNaijaBabe: Like damn!! I'm so naive. Madam Efe, show me the way pls. But i don't like sharing this kinda thing. Can u pls help me get gluv off this thread so i can have Mazi all to myself.
#Do u know if Mazi's pocket is as fat as his middle finger? I don't want a e-broke e-lover oh.

Lol...I'm going nowhere!!!
Skikena! Get urself another e-lover. YEllow mosquito is there for you

brokoto: ...and I just checked my middle finger!

How shortlong is it?