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flow1759:

my one and only SexyDuby, No vex, ok i will spend three "Away" nights with you. How about that? *if josphine hear am, i don smell pepper be dat*

Dats my FLoooooweranger. Ngwaanu flow come dis side as all ur e-wives don sleep including Josephine

I will tell Josephine

SexyDuby:
Dats my FLoooooweranger. Ngwaanu flow come dis side as all ur e-wives don sleep including Josephine

sexyduby or what ever u call your self don't pass your boundary or else

flow1759:

my one and only SexyDuby, No vex, ok i will spend three "Away" nights with you. How about that? *if josphine hear am, i don smell pepper be dat*

flow chose one, either u want me to put a dog chain round your neck or u want me to castrate u. Am waiting

flow1759:

my one and only SexyDuby, No vex, ok i will spend three "Away" nights with you. How about that? *if josphine hear am, i don smell pepper be dat*

flow chose one, either u want me to put a dog chain round your neck or u want me to castrate u. Am waiting

@flow and sexyduby am sleeping with one eye with my gun in my hand watching both of u

Josphine4good: flow chose one, either u want me to put a dog chain round your neck or u want me to castrate u. Am waiting

u see ur fellow woman, u no fit fight. Na my body ur power dey. Is that what i get for marrying an O''FEMMANU woman like u?

flow1759:

u see ur fellow woman, u no fit fight. Na my body ur power dey. Is that what i get for marrying an O''FEMMANU woman like u?

that's what you get for having more than one wife ... Or so i thought

flow1759:

wizee if u know sch environment well well, u go know say the place wey dry for day time nahim dey bad pass for night. Maybe u no dey come outside for night the time wey u stay S/A. Yes i know Assemblies bus stop wey dey for Umudibia. U know maternity bus stop?

yea, i knw dat place, na 2busstop away frm assemblies.

@ flow,I am a igbo girl like u.
I am a proud abia girl but I base in the state

Chei, no update yet...

[quote author=Josphine4good]@ flow,I am a igbo girl like u.
Huuh!!!? Is Flow a GIRL? Wonders shall never end!

"brother Ugo, you will be preaching in the next room we enter" MOG said. "ok! no problem, the Lord is my strength" I replied.

The Lord is my strength indeed, because i knew it wouldn't be easy.

As we entered a hostel, i could percieve weed. Definately, people were smoking somewhere.

"knock at this door" MOG commanded me to knock at the door of the room i suspected as the room the smell of weed emanated from, "but MOG, dis is the room the smell of weed is coming out from, they must be smoking weed inside, why don't we knock at the next room? I suggested.

"O yee man of Little faith" MOG quoted the Bible reffering that i had little faith.

I agree, i had little faith, but had he forgotten the same Bible said, "render to Ceasar what is for Ceasar, and to God what is for God". So he should let the Igboh smokers be. I could bet my life that we wouldn't win the souls of the people smoking weed inside, even if they were babies.

"o yee man of Little faith, don't you know it will be easier to win the Souls of the people smoking? Don't u know we are children of God and we shouldn't fear?" MOG said and knocked.

Legend has it that whenever a weed smoker is smoking, his physical ears is shut while his spiritual ears is opened to listen to spiritual inspiration.

We entered and met two hefty guys smoking "igboh". MOG beckoned on me to start preaching.

"praise the Lord!!" i said, "igboh is sweat!!" they both responded, "the Lord is Good!!" I and MOG chorused, "sweat igboh!!" they responded. Despite their "worldly" response, i still continued with my preaching.

I preached and preached, jumping from one topic to another, quoting wrong scriptures, fidgety at what the igboh smokers might do if i spoke about how bad it was to smoke.

I finally entered the topic saying, "u see my brothers, it is not good to smoke, apart from the fact that it is bad medically, scripturally it is bad too". "Brother Ugo, show them the verse in the Bible that says we shouldn't smoke" MOG landed me in trouble, "ehn ehn ehn open to Gene........, John..........," i stammered and coughed mixing the book of Genesis with the book of John. "but MOG if u know am, u for tell us na, why u want make i fall my hand" i tot.

I preached and preached leaving the scripture aspect for God knows who. But these guys were still smoking. "una no dey fear God oh, i dey preach for una, una dey smoke Igboh, una dey mad oh" i dared not say that.

As an Igboh smoker, i could tell when someone smoking was at his/her peak. These guys were at their peak. So it was time to go, before "water pass garri", "let us pray" I said. As i was about saying the closing prayer one of the guys stood up and came close to me saying, "Oga pastor take igboh smoke na", he was offering me weed.

"No!! i don't smoke, i am a Man of God" I refused. "chei! If to say MOG no dey here, i for smoke dis igboh oh, e be like say the igboh go sweat oh" i tot.

"u must smoke am oh" the other guy said standing up. "i say u must smoke am oh" the first guy said bringing the weed close to my mouth.

Before i could say Jack Robinson, one of the guys smashed a bottle on the floor, "i go chok u dis bottle if u no smoke dis Igboh" he threatened.

I cried bitterly.


I turned left and MOG had fled, leaving me to carry my cross alone.

you are 'on your own' (oyo) be dat o.
Eeyah

I dey feel u........yawa do gas b dAt

Sheggun1: I dey feel u........yawa do gas b dAt

yawa na my best friend, me and him dey sleep for the same bed, but i dey always overcome am.

Since u dey smoke am b4 its shld nt be a problem
na and thank God MOG don disappear u get chance
be dat or so i tot

Ur last post just make me dey behave lyk guy wey smoke igboh,or so i tot.
#kipupdgudwrk

Mr flow try 2 update asap!its nt an optional am mandating it

Chei, MOG betrayed!... Oya u now settle down fire d ganja nah, nor be say u nor dey kpoli b4

MOG no do well ooo, take am nao since he don left so i tot

OMG!!! MOG don land u for anada palava ooo...or so i tot...

Lwkmd! MOG tear race nd leave u 2 bail urs

"Aro, dis guy must smoke dis igboh oh" one of the guys said to the other.

I now realized they were my brothers. My Aro brothers.

"Aro mate, elele ti elele, wosky sons of Odin rugged una oh" i greeted them. "so u be bagger nahim u come dey do like jew man" one of them said and Anchored me.

I hurriedly smoked the weed they offered me and rushed out to meet MOG.

"they didn't harm you? Thank God oh" MOG said, "so naso u for run leave me and them for kill me abi?" i tot.

We continued walking looking for where next to settle and preach, "lets enter that boutique" MOG suggested pointing to a Male boutique.

We entered the boutique to meet an angel in human flesh, a beautiful lady.

"Good day Pastors" she said beckoning for us to seat down, "what may i offer u?" she asked, "water!! just water" MOG replied. Within a twinkle of an eye, she brought two bottle water. She was so hospitable that i concluded she owned the place.

MOG started preaching to her, quoting Bible passages off hand.

The igboh i smoked was gradually turning my head up side down that to everything MOG said i responded with Amen. Even when he said, "this ur boutique is beautiful", "Amen!!" I responded and the Lady stared at me in a strange way, as if i was mad.

Yes! I was mad, mad for Christ, inspired by igboh, or so i tot.

As MOG preached, he began to catch prophesies, he said, "sister, u are waiting on the Lord for a husband, am i right?" "u are right pastor" she replied, "the Lord said i should tell you that this year u will get married" MOG spoke out the Rhema, "Amen!!" the lady caught the rhema. "Amen!" I also said, as if the prophesy was for me.

"but if u must get Married, u must sow a seed" MOG said, "i will do anything" the lady assured, "u will do anything ehn?" MOG said.

Something in me told me MOG was gradually turning the Bible to a gun he would use to rob the lady, "bring this, this, this, this and this as a seed to the Lord" MOG pointed at five colourful shirts. I was right, he had started his robbery. "ok Pastor" the Lady said removing the shirts from their hangers and bagging them. "bring this and this also" MOG the spiritual robber said pointing at two black trousers. The Lady bagged them all and MOG said, "now lemme pray for you".

He barely had started praying when i heard, "returning those clothes to her". I initially tot it was the Voice of God. "i say make u return those clothes to my sister" the voice said again, this time i was sure it wasn't the Voice of God so i opened my eyes and saw a thick beard guy. MOG fumbled as he gave the clothes back to the lady.

The guy brought out a dagger and said, "i go chok una if una no leave this shop now".

MOG was the first to run out and i followed with a great speed, say 20km/sec. The guy ran after us with so much speed that he was getting closer to me.

I increased my speed to 30km/sec, wishing i had a third leg. As for MOG, he ran so fast that he mistakenly dropped his Bible to the ground. Like "James hardly chase", he was really hard to chase.

The guy stopped chasing us because he was tired and I thanked God Almighty because I too was tired.

Since that day i vowed never to go preaching with the lily livered MOG.

Oga Flow u too much. I laugh sotey water dey comot for my eyes.

dis MOG self, instead of dat he should have adopt L101

vision2050: dis MOG self, instead of dat he should have adopt L101

abi oh. No mind am

flow nyc 1, gr8 adventure wif MOG

Rashoki: Mr flow try 2 update asap!its nt an optional am mandating it

Rashoki, no be by force to write for English na, u for use pidgin, i go understand. Which one be "it is not an optional" Abi na queen's English?

bros i neva sleep ooo