yoyo the first: Guy easy o make d weight lifter no ko bounce on u ooo

thats yoyo my first lady advising me.

"na me dem dey call Baba
Jay, SO I DEY FOR INSIDE THIS STORY. na coincidence sha. na BABA JAY them dey call me for my street. FLOW BABA!! you too much.

GOSH!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST PRAYER I HAVE EVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY. FLOW, NA WHICH ONE BE ""TELEVISION YANSH"" AGAIN NA?

i dey gbadun every seconds of ur flow.....u ar a good writer...keep it up.

Oga flow if your type is found two in one institution, mehn I can only imagine what would happen to the ladies Nyash. You are better than I initally thought. Flow on!

That your L101 and L102 dey bring back memories ooh

One bag of cement is to twelve headpans of sand is to Ten headpans of thick gravel, was the ratio of mixture.

Man and Ochagbuorie were to dress the concrete floor, while the rest of us were to mix and pour. It was all man for himself because the number of bags you mix would determine the amount you would be paid at the end of the day. The "international standard" price for mixing and pouring a bag was 600naira.

It wasn't as easy as i tot. Though i was inexperience in mixing, i quickly learnt from "the master" Igbakwambo. I saw from the corner of my eyes that Brainbox was still packing sand, while i had already started mixing. "so naso u lazy" i almost shouted at Brainbox. Madam Ifeoma stood close while we were packing, she counted the number of headpans we carried, making sure no one cheated. Igbakwambo was working as fast as the speed of light, as if he was a graduate of first class in "kponkponology". "Igbakwambo!! N'agba mbo nwanne!!" Ochagbuorie hailed.

Before i could say Jack Robinson, Igbakwambo was on his fourth bag, he did the work with so much dexterity and gusto. Meanwhile, i was on my second bag while Brainbox was still on his first bag.

My legs were getting hot due to the effect of the moisture on it. I was working fast so as to catch up with Igbakwambo, not knowing i would soon regret ever coming to do kponpon.


Mehn!! The mixture was very heavy to carry. Though i was putting on a face cap, it was as if i was carrying it on my bare head. My neck couldn't move again, i was walking like a Robot. I was on my Fourth bag, Igbakwambo was on his Seventh bag, Brainbox was on his second bag. Instead of me to give up the chase oweing to the fact that there was no way i could catch up with Igbakwambo, i was still pulling "Superman" stunt.

I was tired and hungry, but i still endured. As i placed the headpan full to the brim with "rice and beans" on my head, i heard a bone crack in my neck, "abi my neck bone don break?" i asked myself. Before i finished asking myself that question.................................... "puuuuuuuuuaaaaarr" the rice and beans i was carrying on my head poured on my body making me fall to the ground.

don ifez: That your L101 and L102 dey bring back memories ooh

ehen, u do those kin thing?

some people no dey sleep oh. See time wey i post the last update and i still see:

Viewing this topic: justmenoni, 5guest(s)

Sleep for where,i don refresh tire,no be u keep me awaited alongside anoda thread from blue eyes,i beg update sharply oooo

Sleep ke? Going to visit my son in school in
The morning, so I decided to get enough of flow
Now because I might not come to Nairaland until later
In the day.
You and Mazi don become daily dose for me o!

Emperortj93: **just walkin b d syd of flow's thread** *saw a very very familiar face** kai, no b mazi (king of literature section) b dat *run out to mobilize crowd* oya make una tak am go him thread sharpali so dat e go continue tori cus guys can't fit wait o... Btw dodorima to flowbaba and egede 2 al him fans

I must confess I like the way mazi and flow tell their stories, fun, laughter and suspense.

Tah, when you say its a good literature, maybe it is to nairaland wat traffic is to blog sites but the fact remain, it is not justifiable under literature.

Can I recommend this to my dad, lecturer and friends?
When I think of the decay in our society's act of reading I thought of YAN as a savior.
I think so deep of how to improve the standard of reading in our society.
Comedy can always be written in english.

Mtchew, I know one day I will be rich, wise and a better writer.
I will improve the standards.

Emyo: I must confess I like the way mazi and flow tell their stories, fun, laughter and suspense.

Tah, when you say its a good literature, maybe it is to nairaland wat traffic is to blog sites but the fact remain, it is not justifiable under literature.

Can I recommend this to my dad, lecturer and friends?
When I think of the decay in our society's act of reading I thought of YAN as a savior.
I think so deep of how to improve the standard of reading in our society.
Comedy can always be written in english.

Mtchew, I know one day I will be rich, wise and a better writer.
I will improve the standards.

and i will say AMEN to that

Flow1759 (still i flow) tualee!!!

Choi......mixing rice n beans no b moi-moi ooo. Abeg wen u stand up and ur neck no break, just close for d day u hear..
Nice writeup

The next thing i saw was four men pouring water on me. I initially tot they were the host of heaven. I tot i was in heaven. One thing for sure was that you can't see bags of cement in heaven. I wasn't in heaven, i was in the store house where bags of cement were stored.


"wetin bring me come here na? Work don finish?" i asked at the same time. "work never finish oh, we think say u don die oh, u fall for where u dey work" Brainbox said. "but u don fall my hand oh, why u no tell me say u no get power na" Man said. "why u dey talk like dis na, shey i be like lazy person?" i responded.


The other guys went to continue working while i and Brainbox sat eating "bons" we bought from a snacks seller.

Flow nawao, u wan pursue d master of concrete

Wat is happening now? Wey oga flow?

buskeske:
You and Mazi don become daily dose for me o!

Something tell me flow is Mazi and Mazi is Flow. Just my thought though.

*seats down, open a can of coke and box of popcorn to eat*

i have a feeling this is gonna be a 'comfortable' thread......
though am having a hard time telling the characters apart, with all that funny and strange names

in btw, is this thing fiction or not?

flow1759:

ehen, u do those kin thing?

omo i do am ooh,in a coded way.

Ejaisky:
Something tell me flow is Mazi and Mazi is Flow. Just my thought though.

make una wake Ejaisky oh, him dey sleep oh, how i go be mazi?

make una no vex oh, i go drink 1759, Na for one party oh. So my next update would be under the influence of alcohol, i don high.

flow1759:

make una wake Ejaisky oh, him dey sleep oh, how i go be mazi?

Sleep? Abeg update and go straight to the main gist.

@Flow,rice and beans no go kill u o,
If t@t@ no kill u for "ibo boy wey..." and Igbo no kill u b4
y u think rice n beans go kill u?
I beg dey flow dey go,I dey gbadun u jo.

Omo flow м̣̣̥̇̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ Ω̴̩̩̩̥Α first timer for tgis U̶̲̥̅̊я thread buh I don hear abt U̶̲̥̅̊ tire so I go dy follow U̶̲̥̅̊ Ooº°ooo°ºoo

@Ejaisky,
Dnt say everything dat passes thru ur mind out loud,I understand your thoughts about Flow n Mazi....
Ssshhhh....

@HNB,
Nothing much,I dey jare..
Seems we have d same taste for "good" stories...lol

Flow ride on jooor.... I don laugh tire...

Baba flow...i dey fil u die.oya update

dayleke: @Ejaisky,
Dnt say everything dat passes thru ur mind out loud,I understand your thoughts about Flow n Mazi....
Ssshhhh....

Mouth sealed.

flow1759: make una no vex oh, i go drink 1759, Na for one party oh. So my next update would be under the influence of alcohol, i don high.

Flow na em go ♍aKƸ̵ sense pass sef *un2 highnexx* am chilling out wif ma own 1759 (medium)