flow1759:

I don hear na. I don correct am na.

because of one mistake wey una notice nahim una no gree me rest.

If i no update quick, una go say why i no update quick. If i update quick una go say mistake dey am.

You can't just satisfy human beings.

lol. Humans for you. Just do a good job and be satisfied with yourself after critical analysis. Daz all!

The next morning as we were preparing for work, Tega came in.

He came with so many goodies.

Ranging from Fruit juice to meat pie to Ice cream, to Suya.


"Tega where you bring all this things from na?" Brainbox asked as we were munching the huge meat pie. "na thief i thief am" Tega answered him perfectly.

The best answer to such f'oolish question.

We took a pack of the Fruit juice with us and we were off to work.


As we came out of the compound, We met Tupac with a Lady, the same lady that came for Mbonchi the previous day.

On seeing us, Tupac left the Lady and came to us saying, "guys make una help me with 500naira make i complete the money wey i wan give dis girl for transport, she dey go back Akwa". "i no get money" Brainbox said at the top of his voice. "i no get money" Man also said.

"Flow, u nkor?" Tupac asked. I wanted to say "i no get money" also, but i had money with me and there was no need lying. And it was best i saved a friend in need.

"take, u go give me back oh" I offered Tupac 500naira. "thank you, if u come back from work, i go give u" Tupac assured.
I wondered what he would have done had he not met us.


Tupac wasn't working, Bigie also wasn't working. Sorry, Bigie was a professional pick pocket, an expert in pilfering and a professor of looting, that was his job. But what was Tupac's Job? Was my question.

How he managed to fort the bills of his numerous girlfriends marvelled me.

I promised myself i would find out more about Tupac.


We suddenly saw Solid Block industry truck drove towards us. The same block Industry Kate entered the other day.


"guys make we Tamoh this truck na" I suggested to my guys. "wetin be Tamoh?" Man asked me.

"when we reach there u go know" I answered him the way he loved answering such important question, and Brainbox laughed.

I knew Brainbox understood what Tamoh meant because he grew up partly in Lagos.

Tamoh was a Lagos slang that meant to hang on a moving vehicle. It should be Yoruba.


I ran very fast after the truck and hung with a perfect dexterity, Brainbox followed. On seeing us, Man understood what Tamoh meant, so he joined us.

The truck driver knew us so he held his peace.


The three of us hung on the truck like the picture perfect touts we were.

As the truck increased speed, i was wondering what would happen if one of us fell off.

I assured myself that that couldn't happen. Since we were kponkponist, it shouldn't be difficult to clung to a moving truck, so i tot.

Hmmm, abeg o. This last 'so I tot' get as e sound Ooº°˚˚˚°º‎​oO .

Tamo is sure a yoruba word meaning leap&hold-unto.

brokoto: Hmmm, abeg o. This last 'so I tot' get as e sound Ooº°˚˚˚°º‎​oO .

Brokoto, u dey fear?

Edmanpumpin: Tamo is sure a yoruba word meaning leap&hold-unto.

correct!!
Omo Yoruba ni e. Abi beko?

Bros Flow, I dey hail oh!

;DHope say na yu go fall sha

As a confirm street guy man need to tamo, but no try tamo wicked man motor ooh

MrAnoTi: ;DHope say na yu go fall sha

Mr Anoti!
Naso u hate me reach?

U suppose don kw say na Man Go Fall!!!

Kip flowing dude

brokoto: lol. Humans for you. Just do a good job and be satisfied with yourself after critical analysis. Daz all!

If there wasn't any cause for complain, would his fans complain?

Mr Flow, if you want your writing to go places, I suggest you open yourself to constructive criticisms. The update was fraught with errors which they pointed out...DEAL WITH IT and don't complain about human beings.

I am one of the writers here who by God's grace and practice, have been able to pen down some pieces that people have appreciated. However, I had this challenge. I was always intermixing 'been' and 'being'. My followers kept on nagging me constantly about it until I was able to master it and now I don't mix them up again. Sometimes I spend hours writing and when I post, some people come and point out the errors without mincing words. I listen and I don't make the same mistakes again.

Criticism makes us examine our work more critically and helps us become better. I haven't gone through this thread completely, but the few pages I've read are fraught with errors. I will not spare you, I will point them out in black and white when I have the time.

Peace.

^^^
behold the gal done dey mature like well brewed beer
Its time to drink her
*yummy yummy*

esere826: ^^^
behold the gal done dey mature like well brewed beer
Its time to drink her
*yummy yummy*

Esere, You need a sanctification of your spiritman

Ishilove:
If there wasn't any cause for complain, would his fans complain?

Mr Flow, if you want your writing to go places, I suggest you open yourself to constructive criticisms. The update was fraught with errors which they pointed out...DEAL WITH IT and don't complain about human beings.

I am one of the writers here who by God's grace and practice, have been able to pen down some pieces that people have appreciated. However, I had this challenge. I was always intermixing 'been' and 'being'. My followers kept on nagging me constantly about it until I was able to master it and now I don't mix them up again. Sometimes I spend hours writing and when I post, some people come and point out the errors without mincing words. I listen and I don't make the same mistakes again.

Criticism makes us examine our work more critically and helps us become better. I haven't gone through this thread completely, but the few pages I've read are fraught with errors. I will not spare you, I will point them out in black and white when I have the time.

Peace.

gbam!

The madamé has spoken!!

Ishilove:
Esere, You need a sanctification of your spiritman

2mrw is Sunday
I will follow your advise after first corking and uncorking your delicious brew (no pun intended)

wtf u feeling like G...aint u happy u been corrected or aint that the main reason we reading it..or u feel evry1 here reads to just laff & all of it..Keep calm and listen to critics..it breaks u or make u..its breaking u already tho !!!

esere826:
2mrw is Sunday
I will follow your advise after first corking and uncorking your delicious brew (no pun intended)

Esere, you need Jesus!!

Ishilove:
Esere, you need Jesus!!

sista ishi
why do you allow ur spiritwoman to wander far afield

I had always been a good "Tamoher". Tamoh was in born because i grew up in the ghetto.

But that day Tamoh failed me. Or would i say i failed Tamoh.

I clung to the truck with my right hand and held the Fruit juice with my left hand.

All of a sudden, the Fruit Juice fell from my hand to the ground, and the content exploded on the road. "Flow you don pour our Five alive for ground, u don f''uck up" Brainbox yelled at me.

"i don f''uck up true true oh" I said.

Little did i know that worse problem was yet to come.


The truck driver was moving at a very high speed that i was wondering if he was drunk.

Don't drink and drive, they say. But legend has it that if you smoke weed, you would drive as fast as if you were on a F1 race Championship. You could even win the Championship if u wish. If only the F1 race athletes knew about "igboh", they would take like five wraps to increase their l'ibido before the start of every race.


The truck driver was driving that fast because he was a student of Paapa weed secondary school, Nekede, Owerri. I had seen him there before. Maybe he went for early morning "weedioly" lecture before hiting the road. Just maybe.


We got close to a pot hole, yet he drove faster. I was dead frightened. The truck galloped as it reached the pot hole, sending a discordant tune down my brain. Not only that.

My hands failed me.

I lost my grib.

A car was moving at a high speed behind us.

I heard my heart almost burst my solar plexus open.

I was gonna die, or so i tot.

"Am coming home Lord" i said in my mind.

In my mind's eyes, i saw myself in heaven.

All these were unfolding within split seconds.


Within split seconds also, Brainbox skillfully grabbed me by my T-shirt and pulled me back. I was saved by the bell.

I was saved by Brainbox.

The same Brainbox i almost poisoned with Urine.

He grabbed me with so much Dexterity i must say. Little wonder he told me while we were at Umunkoto that he had worked as a bus Conductor in Lagos before he got admission into the University, i never believed him then.

But I could now believe.

I found back my grib, as i managed to clung to the truck, even though i was as fidgety as Baba jay the Epilepsy victim.


"oga driver take am easy oh, na human beings dey here, no be goat" Man yelled at the driver.

"na me carry una enter my motor? Who tell una to hang there?" the driver responded.

"naso person dey die oh" i said to myself, as i saw that my T-shirt was torn.

Better for me to the n''aked than for me to be gone.

"because dead body no dey mix rice and beans"

@Op

u better apologize to madam b4 u continue writing ur story o

Ishilove:
If there wasn't any cause for complain, would his fans complain?

Mr Flow, if you want your writing to go places, I suggest you open yourself to constructive criticisms. The update was fraught with errors which they pointed out...DEAL WITH IT and don't complain about human beings.

I am one of the writers here who by God's grace and practice, have been able to pen down some pieces that people have appreciated. However, I had this challenge. I was always intermixing 'been' and 'being'. My followers kept on nagging me constantly about it until I was able to master it and now I don't mix them up again. Sometimes I spend hours writing and when I post, some people come and point out the errors without mincing words. I listen and I don't make the same mistakes again.

Criticism makes us examine our work more critically and helps us become better. I haven't gone through this thread completely, but the few pages I've read are fraught with errors. I will not spare you, I will point them out in black and white when I have the time.

Peace.

Sisterly na you be Madam at the top.

But i want to let you know something.

I am not disputing the fact that u are the "queen" of literature/writing. I and not also disputing the fact that you are a picture perfect grammarian(that kin Patrick Ibiagbadon type). Me no dey blow gramma like you oh. But i dey try sha(that kin Patience Jonathan)

But if you go back to that post you would notice i ACCEPTED and CORRECTED. And i also thanked the person that corrected me.

Know this, if u give your fans the chance, they would correct every word you type. Am an easy going man. Correct me, i accept it. Even if it is a negative criticism, i would take it with a pinch of salt.

Mind you, before i post every update, i view it from the eyes of a critic.

For God sakes, nobody is above mistake.

PS: Why must you torch light my mistakes. Why?

iTipC: wtf u feeling like G...aint u happy u been corrected or aint that the main reason we reading it..or u feel evry1 here reads to just laff & all of it..Keep calm and listen to critics..it breaks u or make u..its breaking u already tho !!!

Am not feeling like a Gaint, neither am i not accepting corrections.

Make i tell u something.

I am so hard knocks that such corrections can't break me. Dem dey break Iron r'od?

See the kin person wey i be: i be the kin person wey, even if u put sand sand for my garri, i go drink the garri like that. As far as no be me put the sand sand for the garri by myself. Thats my persona.

flow1759: .

PS: Why must you torch light my mistakes. Why?

because we want u to go places with ur talent.

drsolob: because we want u to go places with ur talent.

ok thank you so much. You guys made me what i am today.

Lemme cease dis opportunity to say Thank you to all my Fans. Both stand fan and ceiling fan. Una too much.

U guys should correct me when the need be. And i am ready to learn from my corrections.

Una thank you. Words are not enough to thank you guys.

I thank you guys Alphabetically from A for alfablondy to Y for Yuzedo(Z no dey oh)

Even the likes of Bigflamie. I still thank you.

Una too much. Una too mucher. Infact Una to muchest.

STILL I FLOW.

flow1759:

Sisterly na you be Madam at the top.

But i want to let you know something.

I am not disputing the fact that u are the "queen" of literature/writing. I and not also disputing the fact that you are a picture perfect grammarian(that kin Patrick Ibiagbadon type). Me no dey blow gramma like you oh. But i dey try sha(that kin Patience Jonathan)

But if you go back to that post you would notice i ACCEPTED and CORRECTED. And i also thanked the person that corrected me.

Know this, if u give your fans the chance, they would correct every word you type. Am an easy going man. Correct me, i accept it. Even if it is a negative criticism, i would take it with a pinch of salt.

Mind you, before i post every update, i view it from the eyes of a critic.

For God sakes, nobody is above mistake.

PS: Why must you torch light my mistakes. Why?

Your post drips of sarcasm. i will pretend i didn't notice.

I will highlight your mistakes because, like drsolob wrote, we want yoo go far with your talent. We will not damn your work with faint praise.

Kip it on

Ishilove:
Your post drips of sarcasm. i will pretend i didn't notice.

I will highlight your mistakes because, like drsolob wrote, we want yoo go far with your talent. We will not damn your work with faint praise.

Do just that, am waiting.

Flow, make I go call Larrysun come? The guy own worse pass o!

FLOW U NOR GO KILL PERSON.,ABEG CORRECT UR MISTAKE U WRITE SWEET AS SWEAT

STILL I FLOW