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| Intimate Talk With A Friend by White007(m): 8:47pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
INTIMATE TALK WITH A FRIEND If you are a man and you want to live a long life please don't go near your woman's phone unless you have shock-absorbers like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka )crying like a baby, then we got talking. Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau  Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Me: chizoooooosu!!! amaka don die ?Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year now use idiôt 2 save my name in her phone.... Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiôt dey pain u even makin u cry? U get time my broda...Emeka: Bros no be d idiôt dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiôt is idiôt number 18 Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiôt nau,afterall my own girl dat I wan 2 marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone... Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta... Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe ,Timothy and Jacob),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi, Samuel,Mike,Gr e g),den 2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis.... Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! |
| Re: Intimate Talk With A Friend by Chokolee(m): 10:21pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
Wow!! I was not expecting this though..funny!!!! |
| Re: Intimate Talk With A Friend by Nobody: 10:38pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
 Guy you kill am .........funny |
| Re: Intimate Talk With A Friend by Rajman(m): 11:15pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
girlzzz don finish guyz oo |
| Re: Intimate Talk With A Friend by fitzmayowa: 10:38am On Mar 18, 2013 |
LMAO 1 Like |
| Re: Intimate Talk With A Friend by xynerise: 10:42am On Mar 18, 2013 |
You guys remind me of a girl storing someone's name as "Customer care" |
| Re: Intimate Talk With A Friend by boron10(m): 1:02pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
Joke Section |
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