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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 12:13am On Aug 17, 2009
Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TheSeeker(m): 12:51pm On Aug 17, 2009
I can't let the world run me, because no matter what it is, I am who I am and I have to run what the world is composed of - Myself.

If you feed a sucker, he'll grow up to be a bigger leech
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by naijalove(f): 12:18am On Aug 18, 2009
hate them, love them, stil do not make them care if you fall on your face
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by naijalove(f): 12:20am On Aug 18, 2009
he that takes pride in climbing the highest mountain, takes greater care in whom his pride is directed at,
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 18, 2009
"The best gift in life is a friend"
- Tom and Jerry
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by xoxoxo(f): 6:58pm On Aug 18, 2009
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:47am On Aug 19, 2009
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 6:48am On Aug 19, 2009
You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2009
Life is what everyone says it is. . .it all depends on where U're looking from- Myself
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:26am On Aug 21, 2009
When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 2:16am On Aug 21, 2009
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All mankind loves a lover

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 3:01am On Aug 21, 2009
~"I think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It"~ Charles Schulz


~"If U're Not On Somebody's Shit List,U're Not Doing Anything Worthwhile!"~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:47pm On Aug 21, 2009
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:50pm On Aug 21, 2009
if men are like buses, then how do i catch one?
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by skydancer: 12:52am On Aug 22, 2009
Be kind to everyone because they are fighting a war - Plato
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nex(m): 3:01am On Aug 22, 2009
Save money and money will save you.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 11:08pm On Aug 23, 2009
of all the prepostrous assumpton of humanity, nothing exceeds the criticisms made of the habits of the poor, made by the well housed, well warmed and the well fed
herman melville
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Alveez(m): 11:13pm On Aug 24, 2009
'' LACK OF EXIT STRATEGY MADE THE FIRST BLIND MAN TO SUCCESSFULLY ROB A BANK BUT TURN AROUND TO ASK THE CASHIER TO LEAD HIM OUT OF THE BANK, HENCE HE FLOPPED, and got himself caught, DID YOU SAY HOW SAD? LET ME TELL YOU TOMORROW MAY BE THE DAY YOU OWN FLOP WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DONT PLAN YOUR "exit strategy" OF ANY SITUATION NOW. AFTER ALL IT WASN'T RAINING B4 NOAH BUILT THE ARK".


, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PRINZ ALVEEZ FASH.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by pcicero(m): 12:50am On Aug 26, 2009
We should credit the source for published works. someone quoted 'i think, therefore i am' by Rene Descarte.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Oluschenco(m): 1:12pm On Sep 01, 2009
Tough time never last, but tough people do.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by olapo(f): 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2009
the age of metusellah has notin 2 do with the wisdom of solomon, grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by zanyzaza(f): 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2009
Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - ZsaZsa Gabor
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:57am On Sep 03, 2009
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by zanyzaza(f): 12:25pm On Sep 03, 2009
@epi: That made me smile.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:45am On Sep 05, 2009
~"All Women Are Good - Good For Nothing, Or Good For Something"~ Miguel De Cervantes ~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:07pm On Sep 05, 2009
zanyzaza:

@epi: That made me smile.
glad i put a smile on your face

@topic

All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!"

-- Bob Newhart
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 7:27pm On Sep 07, 2009
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 1:55am On Sep 08, 2009
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
-- Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
-- Issac Asimov

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-- Robert Frost
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 8:48pm On Sep 08, 2009
There's a gullible side to the American people. They can be easily misled. Religion is the best device used to mislead them
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:15am On Sep 09, 2009
Its better to aim too high and fall short than to aim too low and succeed.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 12:52pm On Sep 11, 2009
Whenever I get happy, I always have a terrible feeling.

Roman Polanski
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:32am On Sep 12, 2009
~Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease And There Is A 100% Mortality Rate ~R.D. Laing~

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