Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

None love the messenger who brings bad news.

Sophocles

A wife/girlfriend is intimidated by other women because she is not happy with herself

Inside every older person is a younger person.

wondering what the heck happened!

Sex is like air. . .
Not that important, until. .
you aint getting any.

@ Gamine: LOL,really digging those ur 2 last quotes,apt.



@ OP: I can live for 2 months on a good compliment- Mark Twain

Money at the best of times is but a medium of exchange-Jack Higgins

My sex life is like my bridge;I might not have a good partner,but I have a very strong hand- Julia Moore

If wine interferes with ur job,quit ur job- Spanish saying

God make me chaste. . .but not yet- One of em Catholic saints,can't place who exactly ryt now.

If wine interferes with your job,quit your job- Spanish saying

yes! hehe

God make me chaste. . .but not yet

i think it was thomas aquinas. .


When i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading.

I've been in love with the same man for twenty years,
if my husband finds out, he'll kill me.

If I were d husband I wouldn't kill her,I'd torture her.


@ OP: There's a really nice person lurking inside of me. . .he's just buried uneder a pile of crap- Some movie


It's not love that makes the world go round,it's not even money,it's bullshit-Tom Clancy


One man's poisson is another man's fish- Reader's Digest article.

Eye 4 eye can only lead 2 blindness and tooth 4 tooth can only lead 2 toothless.

Husband are BANKER by nature.

Shey na lie?

Marriage iz more than 4 bare legs on vita form bed

The journey of a thousand miles begins with wondering if U put off the iron.

i like and had to share this one

While talking to your wife,
When your wife says, "Well, what do you think?"
REMEMBER! She is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, from your mouth!

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go-Oscar Wilde

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”

Friedrich Nietzsche

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Charm is beautiful and beauty is vain. A woman who fears the Lord, she shall be praised.  The book of Proverbs

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Its inner beauty that matters!!! so said the Ugly person

Deep down,I'm really superficial- Shark Tale

It's the same sword they knight you they gon' goodnight you with- JayZ

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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.

By Groucho Marx

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make - Donald Trump.

The most powerful weapon used by humans is WORD

N here are some quotes from the talented BOB MARLEY!!!

I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side.I stand for God's side.

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!

N here are some quotes from the legend Michael Jackson(RIP)

But I will never stop helping and loving people the way Jesus said to.

I'm never pleased with anything, I'm a perfectionist, it's part of who I am.

If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.

Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.