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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by beecrofty(m): 12:25pm On Dec 28, 2008 |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:06am On Jan 06, 2009 |
~Man Who Stand On Hill With Mouth Open Will Wait Long Time For Roast Duck To Drop In! ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 8:27am On Jan 06, 2009 |
mohawkchic: |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 6:23am On Jan 07, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: ~ ~ ~ “Before You Beat A Dog, Find Out Who Its Master Is. ” ~ ~” An Inch Of Time Is An Inch Of Gold. But An Inch Of Gold Can’t Buy An Inch Of Time.” ~ ~" To Understand Your Parents' Love,Bear Your Own Children" ~ |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Tgirl4real(f): 10:28am On Jan 07, 2009 |
Now i will do mine |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MakT(m): 1:47pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
The hwark has usually ieaves its younger ones to go and chase the chicks even though the are all meats |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jan 07, 2009 |
an elephant's teeth is never too heavy for it to carry |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jobirash(m): 9:48am On Jan 09, 2009 |
beware of those who come behind you, they are more stronger than those who are ahead of you |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by amyn(f): 5:08pm On Jan 11, 2009 |
love is gbese:gbese is love |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by djcrucifix(m): 9:27am On Jan 13, 2009 |
''but you like a bit*h with no ass, u ain't got s**t''. -weezy |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:26pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
~"Middle Age Is When A Guy Keeps Turning Off Lights For Economical Rather Than Romantic Reasons." ~ Eli Cass ~"If Growing Up Is The Process Of Creating Ideas & Dreams About What Life Should Be, Then Maturity Is Letting Go Again." ~ Mary Beth Danielson ~"There Are Things Known & There Are Things unknown, & In Between Are The Doors." ~Jim Morrison ~ " It Is Better to Be Beautiful Than To Be Good, But It Is Better To Be Good Than To Be Ugly." ~Oscar Wilde ~"It Is Always The Best Policy To Tell The Truth, Unless Of Course You Are An Exceptionally Good Liar. " ~Jerome K. Jerome |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 8:50pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
~"The Real Trouble With Reality Is That There's No Background Music." ~"Going To Church Doesn't Make You A Christian Any More Than Standing In A Garage Makes You A Car." ~"Everyone Is Entitled To Be Stupid, But Some Abuse The Privilege" ~"House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days" ~"You Can't Be Late Until You Show Up." ~"Knowledge Is Realizing That The Street Is One-Way, Wisdom Is Looking Both Directions Anyway" |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jidobaba(m): 10:30pm On Jan 24, 2009 |
Show Me Yours And I'll Show You Mine. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by colors(f): 12:06am On Jan 25, 2009 |
beauty is potent, : money is omnipotent |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Phony200(m): 1:23pm On Jan 25, 2009 |
If you think a headache is bad enough, try cutting the head off. You won't feel a thing anymore. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
"Its not economical to go to bed early to save candles if the result is twins." -Chinese proverb. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 7:08pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
Know thyself |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uwem2009(m): 12:24am On Feb 17, 2009 |
Speak, when you are Angry and you will make the best speech you will ever Regret!!! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by wildbubble(f): 10:45am On Feb 17, 2009 |
clue:so funny |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by synergist(m): 10:06pm On Mar 12, 2009 |
When you fall make sure you pick something. The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you a genius. Give a man a fish and he will feed only for a day, but teach him how to fish and he will end up sleeping with your daughter. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:39pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry Kissinger |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 3:12pm On Mar 13, 2009 |
A bell isn’t a bell until you ring it. . . Life isn’t a life until u live it. . . . |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 3:14pm On Mar 14, 2009 |
In every second, there is a move In every minute, there is an act In every hour, there is an event And everyday, history is written |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 1:31am On Mar 15, 2009 |
"It's never too late -- never too late to start over, never too late to be happy." --- Jane Fonda |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:26am On Mar 15, 2009 |
A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kay9(m): 3:43am On Mar 15, 2009 |
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim - Betrand Russell The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple - Oscar Wilde Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life - Mark Twain Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen - Mark Twain Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint - Mark Twain Only people with ideas become millionaires. I have new ideas everyday; that's how I know I'll be a millionaire - John Mason There are three kinds of lies - an outright lie, a half-truth, and statistics - (can't remember who said that) The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall - Bob Marley |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 11:00am On Mar 15, 2009 |
Joy is not in things It is in us |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 4:37pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
understanding is a well-spring of life unto he that has it. |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:34pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Know Your Limits. . then ignore them |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:36pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Wealthy men are persistent |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kay9(m): 8:22pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Pepeye:- John Mason, right? I know another of his nice "wisdom nuggets": Every sunrise in Africa, an antelope wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive. Every sunrise in Africa, too, a lion wakes up and knows that it has to out-run the slowest antelope if it doesn't want to starve to death. Now it doesn't matter whether you are a lion or an antelope, whenever the sun rises, you'd better be up and running! |
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 11:13pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. Will Rogers, 1879 - 1935 |
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